>>938496286
>be me, American soldier based in Alaska
>It's cold most of the time, but it's also chill
>President wants to invite some foreign leader here to this fucking place because it's close
>Fuck it, whatever
>Get told we need to roll out a red carpet for this foreign leader, okay...
>Their plane lands, so we try to roll out a red carpet
>It's Alaska where shit is cold all the time and the carpet has been in storage for years because we didn't think foreign powers wanted anything to do with our ice hell
>carpet keeps trying to roll back up because of years in storage
>gets down on knees to force carpet out straight because it's bullshit and what the fuck
>everything else goes off without issues
>log online after my shift only to find Democrats saying I bent the knee to Putin because of Trump
>I voted Biden
>Fuck these guys, I'm voting Republican next election
>Fuck you