>Why do you think you should be spared?
How do you answer, /pol/? Remember we're about to make contact with a superior species.

Eat in a local star system tonight. Get the black goo. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock at a mostly empty waterfall. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to an android you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the goo black. Eat black goo. Have a black gooroni. Have two. Be open to a species where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but share a drink of black goo with them anyways. Kill the humans slowly. Kill the girl. Check the medbay. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.