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>Have you ever wondered about the maximum circumference of a russian male's anus, and the economic potential of exploiting it?
>Whether it would be capable of fitting inside of it 10 lbs. of thermobaric explosives, five 750ml bottles of Vodka, a pack of cigarettes, and still be tight enough to wrench the life essence out of a Chechen warlock's flesh scepter, which can then be harvested from his ass and used to fertilize the fields of your humble sunflower farm?
>If you answer yes to this question, then you might enjoy this game. Fields of Banan: The War for Ukraine is a post-modern prostitution ring simulator, set during the twilight years of the 2nd Soviet Union. It has consumed my every waking moment as I calculate the optimum ratio of surface area-to-mass of human meat cubes, to maximize their appeal to my invading hordes of mongoloid peasants. If you're autistic like I am, it might just consume you too.