>>718950160
I dunno what any of that means. I just use whatever the settings the game picked for me.

>>718534703
>no way this guy shooting at me will kill me, lemme just ego him right quick
>dies

This might be a little more trivial than some other threads on here, but I'll give it a shot anyway.
My mother's birthday is coming up and she's hinted that she wants a poem. I recently learned that she really likes them, used to write them all the time, all that jazz. The problem is: I've never written a creative word in my life. I don't read very often, either. My familiarity with prose or rhythm or even meaning is minimal and my spirit is devoid of any real emotional pull or passion. In short, I'm a massive NPC retard. Both from a technical and an emotional standpoint, I'm completely clueless on how to write a poem. How the fuck do you do it? How do you determine something to write about and how do you write it to a passable quality? More critically, how do you do it in the span of a week?