>>150176017
>Why, it's my most complex and intricately crafted adventure as of yet!
>The Eternal Trial of Pregnancy and Parenting™
>You heard that right! In this wholly made up scenario you will be carrying the fruits of your rampant carnal passions from their innocent conception and raise them into functional and well adapted offspring!
>You will have five minutes to decide your partner for this wondrous journey!

I'm gonna say, it would be hilarious if he introduced some sex update just to see why Zooble kept hyping it up and after trying it out (extensively) he just went "is that it?" And then rolled back the update while monologuing about the lack of any though provoking story during intercourse

>>149802707
Utterly baffling because of wacky circus bodies and not toention the possibility of acquiring some freaky kinks that might turn down any potential partner (and the pool is small enough already)