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Say Namu Amida Butsu 3 times (with feeling!)
Wait until you die
Be reborn in Amida Buddha's pure land in a lotus flower palace
Spend 500 years there

Alternatively you could meditate on a koan while an extremely old Japanese man sneaks up behind you with a stick to batter the shit out of you when you least expect it.

Some Tibetan Buddhists got real into edging like *really* into edging you could consider that too ig.