>be me
>into trans girls
>not even a chaser or trans myself i just seem to have a lot in common with them
>analogue job hunting at mall with stack of CVs
>buy bootleg jax keychain at dollarstore
>i see a hot long haired guy(?) workin at the food court
>i ask if they have any job openings
>they say no
>ah well
>before i go they say they noticed my keychain and they love that character
>fuck it
>ask for their discord since they're probably inclined that way and i don't have enough IRL friends
>"i dunno, its kinda furry..."
>say "oh don't worry im a bit of a furry myself"
>they write down their discord ID on a discarded receipt
>back home they accept my friend request
>look at bio
>trans girl

like shooting fish in a fucking barrel

thank you bootleg vinyl jax you make a great wingman