Hmm let's see:
># Shitposter Keywords:
>/(?:^|\W)(?:stayin|staying|still staying|stayin')(?:$|\W)/i
># "Page X" Doomposting:
>/(?:^|\W|>)(?:page)\s*(?:[1-9]|10)(?:$|\W)/i
>/bag.*(dies|dead|death|dying)/i
>/(dead|death|h(?:our(?:s)?)?) thread/i
>/(we are|are we).*(alive|dead|dying|in trouble)/i
>/(?:")?((?
>/(2|two) tab/i
>/tab (2|two)/i
>/post.? per minute/i
>/\bppm\b/i
>/(fast|slow)(?:est)? (general|thread|hours)/i
>/I miss.*\/bag\/.*(active|fast)/
>/\/bag\/.*lost cause/i
>/thread is dead/i
>/second tab/i
>/\/bag\/ is cooked/i
>/IDs/
Kek using these filters won't save /bag/ from being dead, fucking losers.