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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:
[Rerun] Say-Bing! – 8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage – 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP – 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 – 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal – 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:
Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake – 8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Total Assault: Kurokage (Urban) – 8/5 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Lesson/Normal – 8/4 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/11 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/8 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/10 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

Isakusan status?

Stinky Yuzu birthday in 30 hours.

My precious desert rose.

NIGGACAT HATE
HATE HATE HATE
EYE RNG HATEEEE
djweafhafjwafwafwa

What dick size would be appropriate for most well known PAWGs of Blue Archive?
>Asuna
>Yosh
>Akane

>>534668115
that's it. you go in the filter cuckshed

>Se*a thread
This is your fault /bag/gots.

>>534668115
3.5 inches

>>534668204
Your fault for not making one at 753.

>>534668046
everyone in this pic should get a bunnysuit alt

>>534666515
I love all the arts and jokes that spawn from that situation.

>eyes the same student 10 times in a row
how do you respond without sounding mad?

Hello.
https://files.catbox.moe/4xkg7a.jpg

>>534668204
you deserve an gookako OP just for being too lazy to DIY

>>534668329
not bellsprout enough

>>534668204
what's wrong with Sena?

>>534668270
Hifumi is not sexy enough for a bunny alt.

>>534668218
just made it

>>534667893 (OP)
Is that what i think it is

Go to sleep

>cafe full
>739/740 ap
where's my 1 ap

>>534668504
A Seia bread!

>>534668329
ummm
thats pornographic material

>>534668569
back off, she is mine

Akane love!

your honest thoughts on this raid?

>>534668727
Accepting gold until EoS.

>>534668569
That's not the problem
I've seen.. bad things

>>534668727
Torment to plat.

>>534668727
I lack the necessary healing to trivialize it so it's bad

>>534667091
Good thing there's a striker healer on the banner right now. Now pay up, goy.

>>534668329
>westshit
The only gacha I accept western smut fanart of is Umamusume and that's only because Japanese artists get visits from the Yakuza leg-breakers if they lewd the horses.

>>534668329
>This is what infinite baggots jerk off to
*Sigh*

>>534668720
love what

>>534668086
I will fry your precious desert rose.

>>534668727
I sleep well knowing I'll never get knocked out of silver

>>534668727
This cutie makes it an absolute joke.

>>534668727
He still earns the Nigger in Niggerkage

>>534668727
Hanako being targeted by the eye 5 times in a row every reset is not fun

>>534668679
you've been terrible at your job recently

>>534668301
triple healer
sorry gato

>>534668727
i like it. i like my atsuko and i like my casual sena so using them feels good

>>534668329
Abhorrent picture

>>534669074
Yeah... I had to reset for 30 minutes because he kept confusing Hanako in P3. Imo, most annoying raid I had to deal with so far.

>>534669095
NTA. Chise and Hokaruposting belongs to all of us

any other newfag strictly following the story chronological order and getting bricked by all these back to back events eating up AP meant for reading old events?

>>534668727
Stupidly easy at this point, honestly had more grief not accidentally groggying too early than anything else since even if I intentionally missed some orbs I still sometimes auto'd in early enough to miss a Hanako EX.
Still had so much time I can bumble through it with an MC'd Kikyou for the rest of the fight though.

Makes me wonder what it's going to look like in the future when people have got Hikari / next blufes' characters and time to get spooked by cSena.

>>534669365
you could do 4-6 chapters a day. surely you can spare 40-60AP

>>534669160
the concept is very good but the western art is meh

>>534669365
I only read Trinity Summer 1 because I hated the clear gap in Vol 3 and Valentine's Day to get Fubuki

>>534669518
Truth be told, 3 comm sweeps during 2x weeks aren't that much...

>>534669259
>hokaru
oh shit new student?

>>534669365
I haven't even touched any event recap for this reason except skipping the one that gives THasumi. I'll get to them eventually.

>>534669365
nope, definitely not. i did the main story in order but i'm not nerfing my students development with ap for old events. i plan to do all the old events next week during the double commission downtime. i've have completed the juri event by then too.

anyway, if you're slow rolling it. it's not too bad cause it's not like you absoluely need the growth material since your focus isn't on raiding anyway. you're getting some growth material and earning pyros for banner rolls. so while i'm not doing it it's not the end of the world either if you're not focused on trying max out students for raids.

>>534669518
that would be very unoptimal

>>534669673
elaborate

>>534669606
What kinda a dullard harps on a typing mixup on this website?

>>534669664
>>534669632
You guys surprise me.
I remember playing through it and having Izuna pop up being really familier and it driving me nuts since I'd clearley missed an event (that I don't think WAS archived back then).
I'd have flushed the AP in a heartbeat.

>>534669757
the kind of anon who enjoys these kinds of reactions

>>534669831
oh well, we were talking about more substantial stuff before I was hoping you had something to do with that

Does T.Hasumi become useless once I get based Waka?

>>534669803
i'm familiar with izuna myself cause i've been seeing her posted for half a decade before i touched the game. in my head sensei is just familiar with all the students and i'll look at the specific events next week to clarify the details.

>>534669803
The only glaring issue I had while reading the main story is sensei being very cozy and familiar with Hina in v3 when they have only met briefly in v1 before. Other than that the other references are whatever.

Jumby my beloved...

>>534669949
Good luck building her with no Hyakki mats.

Suzumi alt when

>>534668727
i rike, first raid i can do in extreme

>>534670024
You're supposed to read her momos. Which still doesn't really explain why Sensei is instantly saying he trusts her the most. Your PS68? Your Abydos? Those girls fought at your side to save Hoshino, PS68 came to fight despite the fact they didn't have to and Abydos girls owe you a debt of gratitude so great they'll never feel like they paid it off, even if you say otherwise.

>>534669949
>>534670214
more like good luck farming golden dildos. hyakki mats are the easiest part

>>534669949
t.hasumi is only "useless" if you've got 5+ other gacha only+2 limited+2 anniversary students all maxed out at ue40/50. t.hasumi being a free ue50 willl always have a place in 2/3/4th teams or spare dps for stuff like your 2nd or 3rd team for mission challenges.

Kayoko doujin
https://exhentai.org/g/3477672/93ae292de6/

https://x.com/eiraku_tee/status/1954424764505727160
Another collab doujin to look forward to. I feel like there's so many collabs this time because a lot of artists couldn't get in due to the comiket downsizing.

>>534670587
bro, you new year Suuka?

Marry an elf.

>>534669365
YES
because its worth it for my students
ive been drinking the energy drinks from the shop for extra ap.
just barely got the second cafe

>>534670757
Why would I need her when I can have delicious green-haired sensei-thirsting train girls?

>>534670952
because
>she is cuter
>she is more useful for meta
>is not a filthy secondary student

Rio please
eat healthy
what the fuck

>>534671117
is new year fuuka worth it when I have rio, seia and Ui already.
Everyone's saying she's so good because cost reduction but I can't even slot these half the time.

>cafe AP full
>check it
>739/740

>>534671117
>cuter

Sensei... do you need financial assistance for your eye surgery?

Headpat time!

>>534671296
"Full" only checks if your next tick will overcap. (Which is the best way for it to work, for you.)

>>534671119
She gets all the fiber she needs from the bones of her grown up failed proteges

>>534671119
>sensei cant cook either
YOUR BOTH ADULTS
FUCKING
and the dipshits ordering pizza
stacks upon stacks of dominos

like your old
that cant be good for you????

>>534671119
a bit funny how media always show hot girls eating shit to convince other girls to do it, but in reality most hot girls eat very healthy and most are vegetarian if not vegan even.

>>534671513
>YOUR BOTH ADULTS
>FUCKING
Oh, we're fucking alright.

>>534655930
anal prolapse

>>534671296
30.8*24=739.2

>>534671119
But... it's logical...

>Livestream
https://www.youtube.com/live/liDeHO9e7_U

>>534667893 (OP)
Soon.
https://www.youtube.com/live/liDeHO9e7_U?si=BsNFjtj1Spaj7iMK

SURPRISE STREAM!
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1954482858703138933?t=EQWfV5i5AzHlu7ewInIAsw&s=19

>Hasoom ritual poster nowhere to be seen
KEK, the guy's a fucking burger.

>>534671689
You spoiled it dummy

>>534671291
She's the only cost half-er special student at the moment so..

>>534671661
eat your vegetables please

>>534671786
Hardly a spoiler when you know jack and bugger all about it.

>>534671791
Just don't use any 7+ cost bricks, easy.

>>534671661
Hey

>>534671513
>YOUR BOTH ADULTS
>like your old

>>534671291
not as good as she once was, but if you have the extra pyros

>>534671119
You don't need fiber

>mini livestream
they better not be announce more vol5 story shit

>>534671726
Same as monkeymika and most of the incessant coomposters. This is actually feeling productive

>>534670787
Gladly

>>534672018
you will get colon cancer by the age of 48 at that rate being backed up
eat your fiber you dorkass college student
i will see you healthy, you will live to an old age, and your hair will not fall out

>>534672028
It's going to be season 2 of the anime.

>>534671791
I have 70k so I can allow myself to spark her if necessary, however there's a big chance a new special will come out soon and overshadow her which is a scary prospect.
I don't wanna be mean to that one Fuuka sensei from /bag/, but I don't think anyone and especially nexon care about Fuuka.

>>534671726
Good, Otogifaggot next.

>>534672028
I want more evil women

>>534672145
That's the September stream.

>>534672150
I'm pretty sure he's off duty atm

>Saori's VA will present on livestream
Pattern bros?

i want more pink girls

>>534672150
>I don't wanna be mean to that one Fuuka sensei from /bag/
why not? ritual niggers get the rope

>>534671726
what? explain. what did I miss?

>>534672161
He's a jeet or seamonkey near the same timezone

>>534672321
First student to get her 3rd alt.

TTD.

Bro your Kuroko?

>>534672426
waiting to be sparked

Coom in Hasoom

>>534672028
>Ayame Churro V5C3
>Hag Snek V5C4
My pyros...

>>534671726
>>534672042
>>534672161
>>534672313
>>534672332
samefag

>>534672028
I haven't even finished skipping through volume F don't tell me there's more

I want to be molested by Ibuki

>>534672042
>the cuckold blacked watching freak who starts spamming at 10 pm CST until 3 AM CST is american
>he's american!
retard. he's a jeet or brown "asian" that starts posting in the morning. you're probably him though

can 3* skanna beat UE50 Maki for binah

>>534671689
another kino mini stream

>>534672632
She's a succubus so literally her job

Imagine getting hard by stealing Ibuki's pudding

are we all just ignoring the nipple or...?

>>534672726
they're demons you coombrain

There's a been a stream every month since April. October stream guaranteed already because it's the mid anni limited slot. Pretty sure that's the longest streak so far.

>>534672846
we're too busy doing a ritualposter witch hunt right now. try again later

>>534672846
Shut the fuck up faggot traitor.

Saori (married and pregnant) alt

>>534672818
more like nutting on her pudding

>>534672687
>>534672982
samefag

Drinking Peebuki's Ibupee

>>534672726
>>534672936
Ibuki lacks the demon eyes though. She got everything except for the eyes.

>>534672687
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IuyOhq5xMMk
Serina has a really modest design but she pulls it off so crazy well I can't help but love it (not to mention, she's good at her job)

>>534673189
chibisex

>>534673280
sexy momoi

Stinky child feet

ok now we've really slowed to a crawl and probably start of horny euro time

>>534671689
>Only Saori VA
So pretty much guaranteed we're getting a new character and the new VA will show up.

>>534673387
Why is the image so blurry? Am I having a stroke?

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

>>534673521
back from ban?

>>534672743
This stoat has raped me in her asmr.

W.e hate ritual traitors h.ere.

>>534673387
That's a child

/W.e.*h.ere/i

>>534673387
Anon... you're posting a 6 year old

>>534673089
>>534673387
Pee and feet is disgusting

>>534673616
? I never got one

>>534673789
Thank you, Rio.

>>534667893 (OP)
IS THAT A-

>>534671508
I want to eat Hina pusspuss

>>534672424
Is that a condom in her mouth?

>>534673789
There's a better one that catches all the variations. You can ask Arona for help if you want to make something good

>>534667893 (OP)
>Summer Seia's third bond story
>Seia: "We managed to endure for 5 minutes. A promising census for our future endeavours.
What did she mean by this bros?

Q.e h.a.t.e 2 tabs h.e.r.e

>>534673867
What about Ibuki peeing on her feet and then making you lick them?

>>534674037
Well that's easy enough I wish someone could help me catch all of g**kako's images

>>534674064
we fucked and we're going to fuck again

I finally did extreme!

>announcing how proud you are of using filters
we used to curbstomp sissy wimps like you for fun back in the day

That retard is really desperate to avoid filters.

if you use filters you are no better than /kv/bat

>>534674191
>we

Did Blue Archive kill vns in the west?

>>534674304
>outing yourself as a tourist

>>534674256
nice try monkey
i'm still filtering your scatposts

>>534674349
>your

>>534671689
This will be Deca story update with Eimi and toki alt playable

>>534669365
I read all the events according to the guide and finished Volume F a few days ago. 10 AP per episode wasn't really a problem since I paced myself to one or two events a day.

>samefagging this hard
Go to your next point already where you cry how this is the only place for your social interactions or start sucking up to the baboon.

>Iroha doesn't have any gifts she adores
Well fuck.

I had a fucking bullshit day of 0/5 pvp so I'm asking pvpgods for advice.
Anyone got strats against bullshit shun+satsuki teams? Bitch instakills tanks.
JP spreadsheet has strats that only reliably work against hibiki defense. I fucking hate U50 satsuki chinks.

>not using filters
well maybe your time is worthless but you're not going to drag me down to your level

also, never felt the need to use them before checking in with /vg/

>>534673589
Michelle will never be sexy

>534674461
/kv/bat wussy

>>534668727
I won't fall out of gold on the last day, right bros?
I did extreme so I'll get gold, right bros?

>>534674461
/vg/ is daycare for schizos

p3nis measurement that would be suitable in order to bring maximum pleasure for this girl?

>>534674184
*smooch*

>>534674579
8+ and not white

>>534668727
Still annoying. Eyes rng is ass, Sena is much better than atsuko but I still get some runs failed due to eye rng. Need an even stronger healer then it's a good raid.

>>534674447
I simply let the coin flip. I am going to waste at most a single attempt on satsuki teams. I generally prefer attacking people showing their kuroko/hanako

>>534674413
and Mecha Aris, right?

>>534669995
>>534670024
It was less of a case of it being a glaring issue and more that the familiarity was so obviously a missed event that I was bothered at missing the context.
Come to think of it I think it was Unconcealed Heart, not the main story - that was my first event iirc and still one of if not my favorite, and I think that has Izuna introducing the rest of the club to you and being fanatically devoted to Sensei, which makes a lot more sense after reading Izuna's first event.
The payoff for unconcealed during VF is probably why I was thinking of it - still one of my favorite moments in the game.

/bag/, what's been going on the past few days?

>>534674626
>8+ and not white
>tfw only 7 here
>tfw white too
the 8+ I kinda get but not white part I don't

our girl
absolute legend

>>534674667
Well not many options in top 10 when 8/10 are U50 satsuki and I can't hit the other 2 because they're either below me already or are in a bad spot like #3.

>>534674780
My top 10 rarely sees satsuki users. Also what's wrong with 3rd?

>Ibuki faggot not getting attention here so he went to /v/ instead
Feels good to finally get rid of him. Cyber Bullying is real.

>>534674740
she gets drawn a lot with darker skinned men

>>534674863
rude calling karin a man

>>534674769
Very cute student.

>>534674848
It doesn't give more coins. When I see #3 I already can hit #2 or #1 usually, which gives additional coins and pyro.

Hmm let's see:
># Shitposter Keywords:
>/(?:^|\W)(?:stayin|staying|still staying|stayin')(?:$|\W)/i
># "Page X" Doomposting:
>/(?:^|\W|>)(?:page)\s*(?:[1-9]|10)(?:$|\W)/i
>/bag.*(dies|dead|death|dying)/i
>/(dead|death|h(?:our(?:s)?)?) thread/i
>/(we are|are we).*(alive|dead|dying|in trouble)/i
>/(?:")?((?
>/(2|two) tab/i
>/tab (2|two)/i
>/post.? per minute/i
>/\bppm\b/i
>/(fast|slow)(?:est)? (general|thread|hours)/i
>/I miss.*\/bag\/.*(active|fast)/
>/\/bag\/.*lost cause/i
>/thread is dead/i
>/second tab/i
>/\/bag\/ is cooked/i
>/IDs/
Kek using these filters won't save /bag/ from being dead, fucking losers.

>>534674769
Remind me, when does it happen? I remember reading it but I already forgot. I'm thinking I'll switch to being Asunafag since we'll have one thing in common - early Alzheimer.
Also captcha: kdst2 now I want to start GTA SA just to drive around while listening to that station.

>>534674447
Every good counter is a coinflip

>>534674020
for what? a horse wiener?

>>534674940
I fucking hate shun so much it's unreal. She was a mistake. The only way to redeem pvp is to make cost regen fixed and not be affected by bullshit like sShiroko or shun..

>>534674863
bullshit, the only time interracial is ever drawn is when the art is shit/AI generated

>>534674923
Isn't redeeming the ticket what gives you pyro? Also as long as I am in top 10 anything goes. I just attempt to reach 1st out of autism and RNG gacha brain rot because coin flipping and winning for no reason at all amuses me

>>534674769
Does she have a prom date?

>>534674929
>that first quote
Did it really make you that asshurt?

>>534674930
Or you can just listen to the soundtrack on squidify

>>534674532
nyes

>梅花園の教育 • Meihua Yuan's Teachings
that sounds so chinese, I hate Shun so much

which student got pierced nipples canonically?

>>534674929
>look mom I can navigate a website!
I'm proud of you lil Timmy, but spending all this time being angry isn't healthy
maybe you should spend it looking for a job instead.

>>534674929
># "Page X" Doomposting:
>/(?:^|\W|>)(?:page)\s*(?:[1-9]|10)(?:$|\W)/i
remove this

>>534675070
#1 and #2 give more coins an pyro if you reach them and redeem the daily.

>>534674929
>/\/bag\/ is cooked/i
Cope and seethe monkey. The filters stay on.

>>534675131
Eh, it doesn't have the same magic as when you're driving and running over pedestrians.

>Main girl has short hair
How could Nexon fuck up Shiroko's design so much?

>>534674930
just after the boss fight against beatrice in V3C4 im not sure if thats the right typing but kek
we escape, sensei whips out the credit card to banish ghosts they are hot and have no art shame and then the "invasion of arius district"

>>534675053
retard

>>534675291
-10 rolls
You fucked up gigantically.

>>534675186
Misaki and Kayoko
Very high chance they've got pierced clits too

>>534675205
that's a given but outright avoiding 3rd place when 1st and 2nd aren't in sight feels wrong. With that said I generally attack 4th place when climbing. kinda hoping it's gonna be easier somehow

>>534675194
It stays on. On the other hand, Seia can go.
>>534675291
>61 momos
READ

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>534675343
>kayoko
god, wish her doujins actually got this

>>534675271
No she doesn't

>>534675371
I'm not avoiding #3 I'm just saying when #3 shows in sight I usually already can attack higher.

>>534674929
>>/(?:")?((?
This feels like an Eldritch curse. Also, thanks.

>>534674929
Thanks for exposing the style of your samefags. Will be sure to call each of them out.

Sex.
With Ibuki.

>>534675429
some people here would say kuroko is not even Shiroko's alt
also Kuroko is nowhere near being a main girl, retard

>>534674940
Why's he so worked up about Shun? I'm a new cuties but I have her and SShiroko but I swapped Shun out for my (bad) tank since I figured they overlapped a bit

>>534675531
You've got a whole page for filters.
https://rentry.org/how2filterba

Is malding raid worth it?

>>534674929
>doesn't filter reset posting
lmao

are >we reddit now?

>when he's using f1lt3r5
>when he is !white
>when he buys pakeji
>when he is < 13 c3ntim3tres

>>534675664
this is the most pathetic general on the board yet

>>534675647
starting with her cost bonus can let your team go first and that's enough to win otherwise even matches

>>534675723
Not him, but I filter based on poster intent.

>>534674929
Most of these are ridiculously good at narrowing down shitposters. Maybe you catch a stray in a good fella replying to the mess but yeah

>534675804
>"Noooo, you have to see my shitposts!!!"
Kill yourself.

>>534675719
By the numbers, no. So if you have to ask you probably don't want to.

Saori VA is pregnant. Pregnant alts coming to BA?

>>534675647
Shun is there JUST because she gives you extra energy at the start of the fight, which means you can EX the other team to death before they get a turn.
She's been THE pvp meta student forever because of this, this season is actually her worst since she can cancel the energy gain with certain EX draws and she's still used.

>>534675723
reset posting reminds me to headpat and collect my cafe AP

>>534675972
Reset and patposting is the only ritual posting I can get behind

BRO
both cafes
have separate earnings?
im so bricked

>>534675805
only if you've got meta units like hoshino maxed otherwise
>yuuka uses shield early
>gets 1 hit by iori still
>s.neru can quickly cast 1 ex buff
>gets 1 hit by s.hanako because purple armor
i'm think about switching out my shun

>>534676086
You have 2 cafes?!

>>534676172
I wish I could buy it with crypto because my country is cucked out of using visa. I missed when it was sold on taobao, maybe I could buy it there.

>>534675986
filtered

>>534675936
can you tell me more about the cancel energy stuff? what do i need to look out for and keep track of to see if it's happening?

>>534675936
I see, maybe I'll put her back in since I don't have any good tanks.. could put my Iori/SHanako to work quicker

>>534675719
Yes

>>534676086
cafe 2 is only credits, it doesn't matter

>>534676234
>There may be /bag/gots who took months to realize there's a Cafe 2 button

>>534676234
how far are you, exactly?

>>534676438
>There may be /bag/gots who eat cake everyday and weigh 200lbs+

>>534676291
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>Nagisa banner
I only have 8k gems. How cooked am I /bag/?

>>534676531
haha holy shit you roasted him dude

>>534676453
Main story wise? Just cleared chapter 2 of volumn 1.

>>534676531
Frieren wouldn't comment on fat people apropos of nothing

I started buying pakeji again with the Steam release because I wanted to support the devs and express my gratitude for the PC port! :)

>>534676632
Ok you sound pretty new. How's mission progress? There is a 2nd cafe but its just a credits thing only

>>534676531
Yeah, I'm fat
I eat good and buy pakeji because I can afford it
Sorry that you have to live on rice and beans, skelly

>>534676646
yes she would, it's something she would randomly say with her chill voice

>>534676535
If JP, skip.
If Global, you still have way too much times.

>>534675664
>this angry over his shit being filtered
Lol. Lmao.

I wish I had a student automasturb8r

Always nice waking up to a new batch of tasty Mika art

Yay, I just got a new PVP high score! 12!!!

>>534676532
if there was a way to only make it work on non-image posts I would

>>534676308
that jacket makes her look fat

>>534677160
She's just fat.

>>534677281
Who’s the dork on the right?

>>534667893 (OP)
looks ai generated

>>534677281
Aru (Child) when?

>>534677281
1st year alts for some students sell really well, just sayin

>>534677346
Mutsuki (Casual) and Aru (Casual)

>>534677346
That one girl from the infamous corruption doujin.

>>534677431
i want to breed this

>>534677486
It's funny that guy used to be pretty popular but then he made that and the vegan anti-meat thing then fell off the face of the earth

>>534677431
Uh-oh, sexo!!!

>>534677436
Nothing sells well anymore, anon. Blue Archive doesn't make much money anymore.

>>534676297
You can watch the fights, but there's no point.
iirc on this map if her EX is drawn first she can cast that and it cancels her passive, which is the energy gain that needs to be cast at the start of the round.

Nothing you can do about it though, so you just put up with it happening every now and again. It might also require sShiroko to trigger, I forget - but it can happen to you or your opponent and it still seems worth running the characters.

>>534676357
>sHanako
It's exactly that. Shun was busted enough to be core in previous seasons but the last 2 have often been decided by who's sHanako gets to go first, Shun and sShiroko letting you pop off turns the round into a lopsided match.

>>534677596
>and the vegan anti-meat thing
Didn't know that he was this based.

https://x.com/eiraku_tee/status/1954424764505727160

Lolified doujins anthology from many artists

>>534677006
Give me your rank

>>534677858
Boring and doesn't even have cover yet so you know it's going to be rushed

>>534677948
Nooo, I worked hard for it! I don't even have Shun!

Bnuuy Nel

>>534678018
Don't worry bro there's plenty of beastiality anthologies for you to get off to

coom in doom
rope in hope

>>534678160
That sucks too by the way.

>>534678295
Sure lil bro

>>534677858
>check involved artists
>clearshite
Does he really have to be in every single BA anthology released this comiket?

>>534678338
Sorry that you're upset.

>>534678404
I don't even know who that is, but honestly I'm ignorant to artist names

>consume the content
>ignore every name
is the best approach

Where is everyone?
Ibuki.png

Clearite's Renge doujin is peak however

>>534678426
Why are you projecting?

>>534667893 (OP)
I see it

>>534678854
Yea, I bet those 3 Renge fans are really happy with this doujin

>>534671689
Wtf
How come they announced the September stream first

>>534678854
His Koharu one is pretty good too, but people here seem content to just blacklist anyone who does something they don't like.

Game (steam ver) completely crashed on me whenever I try to open Cafe.
Anybody else got the same issue?

>>534678890
NTA but you started it first here >>534678160 weird nigga

>>534678841
Game is dead
No story updates
No gameplay changeups
Revenue is in the dirt
The only thing we have going for us still is masturbation material

>>534678960
Well it has 1258 favorites on EX
I think that's more than 3

>>534679001
>>534678160
>>534678295
both of you, quit while you're ahead

>900 event points more than I needed
Bricked.

>>534678890
That's you after I called your loli slop boring

>>534679043
she's very thirsty

>>534678982
>to just blacklist anyone who does something they don't like.
Organizing one of if not the most awful BA anthology twice has a completely different magnitude than idk, drawing /u/shit.

>>534679151
>>534678982
>>534678854
redpill me on this, sounds funny

>>534677281
>>534677409
>hangul
puke
>>534677431
kys

>>534679151
Oh did he organize them? I guess that is different - nevermind.

>>534679151
Just don't look at it.

>>534678841
When /bag/ becomes evil /bag/ I switch to housework mode

>extremely organic discussion about that anthology again
You'd think it makes up 99% of all our doujins considering how much you faggots talk about it

>>534679043
WTF?! Leave some for me!

>>534679087
Nah I'd win

>>534679330
It's almost as if it's inorganic...

>>534679330
Someone post Swap Archive again.

Nah

In my headcanon that jar of pills event currency is actually a jug of Juri milk.

>>534679227
>much chink characters
Kanji is awful the average Japanese man off the street can't spell the word "dentist" in freehand writing. Sejong had a great point

The only good swap is gender swap.

>>534679330
It's just basic human nature to talk more about things you don't like than things you like.

>>534678996
I guess I'm the only one that got this issue.
Welp, time to reinstall the game.

Punished Rio

>>534678996
tried changing graphics backend?

>>534679660
The sewer runs through it

>>534676757
Up to Mission 5 currently. Credits are probably the one thing I have more than I know what to do with.

>>534679542
Nah this is ass. Stop making my femsensei a stra*ghtoid

>>534679746
>Mission 5

>>534679330
You want to discuss something else? On this /bag/? LMAO.

>>534679542
>>534679774
I can't tell who is gayer

>>534679746
Newcutie alert!

>>534679746
Well take your time enjoying the story, but missions just push that as much as you can, don't care about 3* just clear and move upwards because that's how you get the cafe levels

For the sake of discussion and future of /bag/.
I propose we separate /bag/ into two generals. /jp/ and global.

>>534679935
kys yourself right now

>>534679808
>>534679887
Do NOT rape the newcuties ᓀ‸ᓂ

>>534679613
Verify the game files first. If the error persists, reinstall. You could also try deleting the BA settings folder, but back it up first since that'll wipe your settings

A lot of us were like nerdy Aru, long ago but the memory wont fade as its etched permanently. Some of us probably resent that person. Hard to say if it was that person's fault.

>>534679043
Giraffe neck

For the sake of discussion and future of seia.
I propose we separate seia into two character. /jp/ and global.

>>534680000
cant disagree with quads now can I?

>>534680000
azusa you are such a stupid idiot. nice digits though

>>534679935
You can stop pretending and just go straight to the point.

>>534680023
I never outgrew my nerdy Aru, which is probably how I ended up here.

>>534679507
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>534679774
Sorry, but this female Sensei is a slut who swings both ways.

>>534679870
It's not gay, it's bisexual.

How did this nerd become so sexy and competent?

>>534680023
Yeah, but I got over it when I became a successful businessman, much like Aru-chan-sama

>>534679507
bing?

>>534679980
>telling anyone to kys
why are SEA anons so evil?

>>534680194
>sexy
it's in her dna
>competent
haha

>>534679863
Shouldn't you be bumping your 14-hours reddit threads instead of shitting up this one? Maybe that could actually keep your cesspool alive

>>534680246
Life is just worth less there I suppose

miyako won

>>534680223
Neither Asuna, Chise nor Fubuki ever said that.

>>534680246
kys yourself too

>>534680246
Desperate gatekeeping, i bet the Rentryfag was also a SEAnigger as well.

>>534680360
Why is Miyako sexually assaulting some brown kid?

>>534680370
BA writers take cues from the fanbase so you're wrong

why is everyone from red winter so fucking annoying
Its legit my least favorite school

>>534680370
>he doesn't know about the secret bing

>>534680501
Why are you gay?

>>534680501
because commies are annoying and need to die

>>534680370
Are you sure? Where's the proof?

I think the NPC thug girls are pretty cute.

>>534680404
Rentryfag was almost certainly Indian, check out the recent article bylines

>>534680551
>telling anyone to die
why are westoid anons so evil?

>>534680501
Are you a counter revolutionary or something?

>>534680501
Ignore this fag Nexon
Give us this onsexo alt already

>>534680591
The what

>>534680268
They bounce back pretty well when missions go wrong and they already have a good reputation.

>>534680631
kys SEAnigger

>>534680683
I retract my previous statement

well I expected a child diddler haven to be filled with commies.
But im still disappointed.

>>534680501
A good dicking usually fixes fujoshis.

>>534680757
We love Winter Academy here

>>534674447
PvPGODS PLEASE RESPOND

>>534680765
i rather stick my dick into something that doesn't require a paperbag for her ugly mug and earplugs for me so I dont have to listen to her yapping

Bitch, get a proper sized shirt.

>>534680975
Bitch asking for a wardrobe malfunction 3 times a minute

>>534680975
Wait until you see her shoes

>>534680961
As a UE50 Satsuki enjoyer, I simply laugh - especially since I didn't (and still don't) even think she'd be that good in pvp.

>>534681134
why is a commie my only defender?

>>534681183
comrades always got your back, pardner

>>534681134
Paul "Sensei" Bunyan

You know, Aru is super cute idiot. She's sweet too.

>>534681183
It's almost like they're the good guys

>>534681183
Because she's one of the smartest manipulators in the game, unironically
Also, I have no Tomoe pics

>>534680975
What are you, gay? Would you prefer if Black Suit was the one wearing that shirt?

>>534674447
there's no reliable way
just embrace the coinflip, anon

>>534674447
I just keep reloading hoping to see some bozo who forgot his defense setup honestly.

if I can't tell /bag/gots to kill themselves what am I supposed to do with this rage?

>>534681479
How do you intuit that based off the beginning and end?

>>534681542
Buy a bike and go outside, find a long trail and go fast. I am NOT kidding.

>>534681547
I think skip battle has some weird things going on with it. I never win battles that are played out but win some that aren't. I look for people who are missing supports or have a level 1 even if they have 90 supports.

>>534681326
Did you find any of those more reliable than others? There was triple tank team I had like 4 wins with, but then I got 6 losses in a row so that went out of the window. Feels like you NEED nonomi or hanako to aoe kuroko or it's moot and your own kuroko to stall.

>>534681183
She enjoys lying about things.

>>534681732
Anon, you're way too deep into some headcanon.
Skip battle is the same as watching it, minus the blood pressure spike. And no one 'forgets' units once you leave the day 1 newfag bracket. it doesn't exist.

is double tank inefficient when attacking in PVP? I'll just say I've got no shun to use instead of a second tank

>>534681692
>is now blaq
>drinks cool-aid
poetry

One Arufag from my club decided to UE50 his dAru. That's why I still love my club, and why I'm going to UE50 and bond 50 Nozomi and sYukari on the first day

>>534681287
She's technically the real leader of Red Winter. Just propping up the brat Cherino so she can get away without taking blame.

>>534681734
the triple tank setup had some promise but i'm not sure
>Feels like you NEED nonomi or hanako to aoe kuroko or it's moot and your own kuroko to stall
yeah the strats pretty much hinges on that + a way to deal with hoshino
pvp is anti-fun, moreso this season

>>534680296
You can use VPNs to samefagging yourself even further you know.

>>534681273
hot

uuuh what girl?

>>534682213
I don't get the PoV

>>534681273
Impressive. Well done

We hate pvpfags here

>>534682297
i think its supposed to be in a students shirt without a bra so sensei is getting a full view of tits and nipples.

Ako being nice? I kinda like this.

>>534681273
Post it here, coward

>>534682478
this isnt ako she isnt being a bitch

>>534682463
I dress like Koyuki

I HATE Tekken.

>rank 9900
Why am I getting Gold?

Newfag here.

I love Koyuki and if she doesn't come to me during shipogaki banner I'm using my selector on her. Is she used for anything at all?

>>534682603
Based Slav Sensei.

>>534682463
Women should be forbidden from wearing p*nts

Current 100 bonds students on JP, thought?

>>534682805
As a Newfag sensei, I want her as well.

yet another annoying character appears
god I hate these commie fucks, just so fucking annoying
nuke red winter already

>>534682881
why no one loves hikari

>>534682881
>not a single Hikari 100
>2 Nozomi 100s
>"HIKARI IS THE MORE POPULAR TWIN!!!!!!!"
lol

lmao even

>>534682881
>10 Suzumis.
Based Japs.

>>534682881
>3 jurigods gracing humanity

We love Minori here

>>534682881
Heads-up for newfags that this is just people who've posted on Xitter, it's not some in game statistic
Not that that halts shitposting

We skip Nozomi here

>>534682881
>not even 10% of mika fans did 100 bond smika

Happy Zoos morning /bag/.

>>534683135
Nigga that shit takes time

>>534683120
yostar doesn't seem to bother with that anyway. last anniv stream only featured the ones that got bond 100 during a certain period; number of senseis not included
this is as best as we're going to get

>>534683159
Students who would actually do this to capture Sensei's reaction?

>>534682881
why is she the least liked of the RABBIT Squad? I thought she was the best aspect of that whole story, after vol 4 chapter 1 I felt like she was the character with the biggest depth of them all. Not saying that there was a lot, just that she felt like she had the most going on

>>534683235
The 2+ years without Mika getting anything since her base versions should've been more than enough time.

>>534683049
no one gives a shit about the pig faced twin
>shupo secondary
>>>/v/

>>534683159
kek
tegaki immediately made me think of ako

sex

>>534682805
She's mostly used for beatings and ryona.

>>534683406
We were betrayed by her swimsuit alt. She was supposed to be a slampig...

>>534682881
Is the Moe bond new? I remember she was one of the few students with no 100 bonds on either version in the past.

>>534682881
>30 leisas
what the fuck

>>534683414
i doubt they would've hoarded that hard for gifts within those 2 years unless if you're an autistic affectionfag
also some of those players may not even be logging in daily

>>534681872
just be yourself

>>534683617
Father-simulator

>>534683535
Yuuka made this post.

>>534683564
thats just the artist sabotaging the whole thing prior to his departure. She will always be a pig in my world

Which twin is your favorite?

>>534683564
>Miyuki and Moe look very bulky because of their gear/poofy clothing
>come swimsuits and turns out they have some of the thinnest waists in the game

>>534683703
I like midori. I like hikari.

>>534683705
who the fuck is miyuki

>>534683703
I despise twin infighting posters, it's disgusting

>>534682805
You can try using her for p1 goz

>>534683418
Awww someones mad about the truth
Nozomi > Hikari
and yes im sure she would hate me for saying this, but after months of people going Hikari > Nozomi, its just nice to see who the real g's supported

>>534683705
>bro saw this and thought she was anything but small

>>534683406
she looks fat
at least her swimsuit is better

>>534683784
>>534683849
I meant Miyako

We roll for Hikari and skip Nozomi here

>>534683193
Good morning

>>534682881
Mikachads are too powerful

>>534683406
>miyako
Main girl syndrome + sex swimsuit alt + ASMR
>saki
tsundere + smell fetish
>miyu
Pitybait for saviorfags and easy prey for sadists
>moe
Uhh, she used to be fat.

>>534682805
there was a joint firing drill against small robots you see in the commission but with blue armor which required 3 teams. i used lv 60 koyuki to kill the mobs with large aoe that's not too expensive.

i think one of the tierlists i saw said she's a "mobber" she can kill mobs similar to what i used her for.

>>534683135
13 in a few weeks is by far the highest I've ever seen it tho

>>534683679
Same, brother, same.

>>534683825
Hikari is daughter-core, Nozomi is wife-core
I love them both

>>534683406
She has a dumb fucking face, I don't know I haven't played volume 4 but she's one of the first students I got and watching her jump around the screen in her rocking chair in her momotalk looks stupid

Myy sex princesswife Mika

>>534683135
surely you were part of the less than 10% mika fans, right?

>>534682881
The image that broke xir for good.

>>534684137
is it rape if you fuck her in that position?

>>534682881
>143 Mika
>13 sMika
Honestly based. Thank you Mika for saving BA
>>534683135
You need to be gigawhales to get sMika to 100 that fast, it's honestly surprising that sMika got that much

>>534668727
Thank God for Idol Mari

>>534682881
Mari and Neru have way less than I expected

>>534683931
>Main girl syndrome
next to Miyu she was legit boring as fuck.
Everytime she was on screen, there was nothing worth of note coming from her. The whole volume was of her coming to terms that she was ".... le good leader all along...?????" and thats her character. Wowie zowie! How amazeballs!

Speaking of chapter 1 of vol 4, (havent done Vol F yet Im still stuck in event recap hell), I honestly felt like it was just "wasted potential: the story". It never kicked into 3rd gear, it always hovered in 2nd gear and then it just ended. I feel like they should have heightened the drama and infighting more during the rainstorm. But nope, Sensei digging waterways made them just fall back in line. These are homeless students who hit rock bottom and they just get up like its nothing. Dunno.

>>534668727
Thematically and OST-wise a really cool raid. Gameplay wise he's annoying unless there's convenient AoE heals.

>>534682881
Seiabros? I thought sSeia is popular? What happened?

Rabu story

>>534668727
I usually don't mind some level of RNG because in a lot of those cases you're keeping the mitigation student in the bar at all times if they're needed (Kaiten Insane shieldbreaker or repo for Shiro). But Kurokage shits out damage so you're burning heals already and if the eye RNG fucks you over at a bad time in a lot of cases it's just "you can't heal RIGHT NOW? WELL FUCK YOU YOU LOSE".

>>534684645
I think they did a great job of making him actually menacing.
His shadow realm phase would be terrifying for most of the cast.
Hope we get another ghost story raid so he's not alone

>>534682881
>>534684232
>be bipolar dindu
>get the most autistic fanbase
yeah I can see that

>>534684659
They've barely recovered since base Seia 6 months ago, cut them some slack.

>>534684769
Hey

>>534684659
>6 months

>>534682881
Holy shit, 9 Makotochads? BASED

Next raid...

>>534684942
i want that to be my dick

it's her turn

>>534684160
its an acquired taste I guess.
It activates some neurons for me

>>534684802
>>534684845
They have plenty of times to save gifts. Even sNagisa got more than sSeia.

>>534682881
>only 4 Miyus

JP has been slacking and so have I. Time to get to work.

>>534685104
You pretty obviously don't have anyone above 50

>>534685104
>2.5 years

Everyone should hug momoi

Miyu is the best Rabbit.

>>534682881
Hikari not having a bond 100 yet is just flat out inexcusable. It's so bad that someone in global might get it first.

>>534685194
how do people have so many... Im lucky to get get 1 3-stage crafting going on and there are some niggas being able to spam that shit