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As someone who pirated this with zero remorse (no chance in hell I buy this): I expected of this to be bad, but it still surprised me how bad it was. This is so bad that I would unironically play DA:V over it, and that was a shitshow too. At least that shitshow was so bad that I could laugh. Like that character called Traash. At least I could remember THAT one due to how God awful that bitch was. Here? I can't even find that one character I can hate in that matter to shitpost about them. Closest to that thing is that faggot Nosferatu whose whole personality is being a fag (the thing they replaced Dale with), and our mc+Fabian I guess, but both of them are just boring. Imagine making such a shit game that is so shit that I don't even feel like shitposting about it.

It's so bad that I now look at pic-related with fondness because he, Dale, for as short as he existed, had more character to him than entire cast in this shitshow. At least solely for the sake of shitposts.
That fucking Nosferatu in that terrible first demo had more character to him than anyone in that game. That fucking demo now looks like 10/10 compared to a final product and that thing was shitposted in mass due to how terrible and janky it was.

I guess cleaver guy got the last laugh by not being in this shit at all (despite them using his character in crossovers) because Christina Hendrick's character was beyond wasted on this shit.