>>719189903
>Go to Bestbuy
>Walk up confidently to the manager of the videogame department
>"Yeah, uh, hi, I'm looking for the controller with the revolutionary 8k chip in it? The one with the Möbius Haptic Loop?"
>He brings me to the Logitech section and tells me the F310 is right up my alley
>Turn 360 degrees and walk out of the store