I very almost approached a girl eating something on the street.

I was going to tell her where I was from and ask her if she was interested in marriage. I was going to say she could learn English or I could learn Vietnamese, I didn't care. She was alone, but when she went to her motorcycle I pussed out because I hadn't typed my whole spiel into google translate yet.

I didn't get a picture but she was beautiful.

I deserve to be shot.