Ahhh.. I love steroids bros. I’m a busy person who works/goes to school full time and steroids allow me to maintain the body that I want effortlessly. I eat whatever I want (lots of candy and ice cream) and remain around 15-18% while bulking and 12-15% at maintenance.
It’s SO EASY to make strength gains and to look good. And here’s the kicker: people at school/work are always shocked when I tell them im 36
>b-but people never ever talk about age unprompted
Yes they do. It comes up frequently. People usually guess 25-27, but I think it’s mostly because zoomers are aging so poorly. Zoomers look both young and old at the same time, it’s so weird.
Anyway: just don’t have bad genetics. I have snorted at least a kilo of cocaine and drank a small swimming pool worth of whiskey as well throughout my lifetime.