Thread 76517892

Are roids the dumbest monkey's paw on earth?

>>76517892 (OP)
Cope.

I dont understand the problem with looking old. You'll never "look 20 in your 30's", the only plausible scenario where this happens is if you're a manlet or faggot no one respects so they convey it to you by saying you look like a teenager. He looks like a proper man.
Only pederasts/homosexuals whine about men aging and cope about looking 18 at 50 or whatever because they have a fetish for twinks. No woman or heterosexual person cares about these tropes.

>>76517898
Shut up faggot I didn’t ask your retarded opinion nigger

>>76517898
i'm 34 and most people think i'm in my mid twenties
i would say 90% of that is based on skin quality and lack off hairloss

roids can fuck with both of them pretty hard

>>76517899
I see i struck a nerve

>>76517904
My personal theory is that you hang out around boomers who boss you around, no one in their 20's thinks you look their age
Post face with censored eyes you wont

>>76517897
>>76517898
Youth is attractive
You are giving it up because you are too lazy to lift and eat properly and instead want short cuts

>>76518013
Attractive people are attractive regardless of how old they look, you're just coping because you're unfortunate genetically speaking

>>76518014
That's why men want 18 year olds and not 45 year olds right?
God the roid tranny cope

>>76518014
New cope just dropped

>>76517898
>You'll never "look 20 in your 30's"
I got asked if I needed an adult or a student pass on the train last week.
I'm 34.

>>76518026
you can be a student at any age

>>76517898
Wanting to look 20 at 30 is another thing. The guy in the op looks 30 at 20 which is reasonably to not want to look like

>>76518017
Men functional testicles fuck everything and dont restrict themselves by social standards
>Inb4 seething about roiders
I dont even pin lel
>>76518026
Stop being a manlet

>>76518030
You can only get a student travel pass if you are under 25.

>>76518043
I'm 6ft.

>>76517898
>You'll never "look 20 in your 30's"
maybe YOU wont, but theres no need to drag others down into your cope

>>76517898
the real problem is roids make your skin look less healthy and make your face bloated and red. looking mature and looking unhealthy aren't the same

>>76518013
Big Z looks a lot younger than 50, you dumbass.

>>76518026
this
>bus drivers give me children's fare
>hairdressers ask if my parents allowed me to cut my hair
>at competitions, get asked if I'm running in the category for 18 year olds
I'm not sure how to feel about it

Cherry picked example of muh steroids le bad cheater juice that makes you old
>some manlet roiding his brains out to be strong at the expense of looks
The real enemy is lack of research, moderation and intelligent dosing
Not to mention an unwillingness to accept some people will knowingly sacrifice more than others for what they want
Honestly is all personal preference and subsequent goal setting, I can't say who's right or wrong
Lookism is cringe as hell but so is being a roidmonkey or a dyel

>>76518039
Plenty of people look 30 at 20 without steroids and also plenty don't look any older with steroids
Skill and genetics issue 2bh

>>76518108
Several kinds gear and analogous compounds actually increase collagen synthesis and youthfulness
nobody bothers to talk about those because it doesn't fit the autistic narrative

>>76518013
No it's not, I'm 28 and no girl ever showed any interest in me in high school or university.
Youth has nothing to do with it only luck.

>>76517892 (OP)
What are you doing? Thats MY job!

>>76518088
>>76518168
The sooner you accept you're not a child anymore the better for you mental, social and overall health
Just learn to coexist with the fact that you've wasted your 20's. It's okay you wouldnt be the first one

>Cherry picked example of muh steroids le bad cheater juice that makes you old
>>some manlet roiding his brains out to be strong at the expense of looks
>The real enemy is lack of research, moderation and intelligent dosing
>Not to mention an unwillingness to accept some people will knowingly sacrifice more than others for what they want
>Honestly is all personal preference and subsequent goal setting, I can't say who's right or wrong
>Lookism is cringe as hell but so is being a roidmonkey or a dyel

>>76518282
wanna parent someone make your own children faggot
cruel as it would be towards them

>>76518312
Im sorry you get told by other grown ass men that you look like a highschool twink, it must suck

>>76518199
Most examples people give are high level bodybuilders slamming growth hormone and insulin. Most guys running gear arent running growth.

>>76517892 (OP)
they pump themselves full of pharma slop just to end up looking like this

>>76518294
I said roidmonkey was cringe, do you have a reading disability? I'm confused how this applies

>>76518316
never did, never happened, whatever makes you feel like you can drag me down to your misery bud

>>76517898
If you look old, it's because you are biologically old. If you look like 45 at 20, it's because you have shaved 25 years of your life due to steroids.

>>76518282
thanks Anon, I'll try

>>76518371
Gordon Ramsay lookin swole

>>76517904
You don't, and nobody thinks that.

>>76517904
There are entirely too many of you retards floating around on this board. No one who matters thinks you are in your mid-20s, I fucking promise.
>t. 38-year-old who looks 38.

>>76517898
Women genuinely obsess over their age and appearance though. Why do you think celebrities are all bogged as fuck?

>>76517898
You don't get it. One thing is ageing accordingly, and another is ageing like shit.

>>76518039
>The guy in the op looks 30 at 20
Bro, that dude looks like reaching 40yo if not passing them.

>>76518017
And thats why women want older men than younger men?

ITT a fitness board advocating for lower testosterone, wtf is this place

>>76518369
here's a guy on low doses who doesn't take insulin and GH but looks 40 at 26

>>76518492
>Cena is 3 days older WTF?

>>76518450
>38-year-old who looks 38.

I would rope myself if I looked my age lol

He looks bad because he's fat, bald and has a stinky looking beard

>>76518369
Growth hormone makes you look younger bro. One of the reasons people slam it is to counter act the aging effects of gear. GH increases collagen production, increases sleep, good for the hair skin and nails.

>>76518450
You're probably on like less than two-dozen anti-aging therapies or something, man. I get alerts from Nature on new ways to do targeted protein degredation.
>t. photo analysis clankers say I'm like 13 years too young

Okay but once you are over 35 the game really is not about looking young but just looking strong fit and healthy for your age. I think roids or TRT after 35 are not a dumb move espeically if your natural levels have dropped below average

>>76518088
>You'll never "look 20 in your 30's"
Yeah I did. And when I was 18 I looked 12 and at 21 I still looked 16.

>>76518930
Define what “natural levels” are, because everyone seems to think anything less than 1000 ng/dl is low

>>76518994
I would call average like 650

>>76517904
Meh. I'm 30 and I've been BBC (Bald by choice) since I was 15. Having no hair doesn't stop me from getting ID checked or told I look very young.

>>76518998
I guarantee you the guys going on test in their 40s are not lower than 650, they are just lazy cucks who want to take steroids

>>76518450
>No one who matters
who would that be
wrinkly 48 looking 38 year old 4chan posters?

>>76519009
well i would agree they are stupid. Shutting down your balls and paying a handsome sum of money in order to go from 700 test to 1000 test is full retard.

Anabolic steroids are basically a drug addiction that castrates you. After a few cycles, you are no longer a man anymore.

You will externally look more masculine for a few short years but cripple your natural hormones for the rest of your life.
You will lose decades of your lifespan by messing up all your internal organs in a very major way.
And years afer you will end up being pathetically weak since your natural T production is fucked forever.

And yes, this includes the "safer" TRT too. TRT is steroids too.
Just because some stupid doctor says it's safe it doesn't mean you won't pay the consequences.
They don't give a shit about you. They're just trying to sell you shit and you eat it up like a retard.

>>76518492
dude on the lefts face looks older than cena's

>>76518474
Some things women do to avoid aging faster
>Avoid sunlight (this is why all the hats and sunscreen and umbrellas)
>Dont drink from a straw
>Dont smile or frown or laugh with your mouth too wide open
>wear sunglasses so you don’t squint
>above all else, don’t get fat
>under no circumstances should you get fat
>apply a truck load of snake oil skincare products
Yet they still hit the wall at 28

>>76518108
Many such cases
>>76518199
Delusional

>>76519077
>Dont drink from a straw
Can just stick it in your throat. Especially handy if drinking coffee, no more tellow teeth

>>76517898
based

lmao roidtrannies are fucking cooked m8, str8 getting hunted to extinction out here. lose your balls, lose your hair, give yourself sleep apnea and ED and bloated heads and hot dog sandpaper skin lmao for what to deadlift a bit more or get a big distended gut? it's so fucking over for roidtroons lmaoo

seriously who ever thought it was a good idea to do this stuff? was it always just body dysmorphia? taking roids is a mental illness

>>76519134
fag. The whole "I accept being old" is peak onions boy redditor attitude. Being accepting of everything and well adjusted is the defining characteristic of the redditor

>>76518108
zac effron bogged his face with plastic surgery not roids.

Dude on the bottom is more attractive when roided no homo

>>76518899
Fuck no it doesnt. Especially not at 20iu that body buiders typically use.

>>76518493
>balding genes
Wow, sucks to be him. He doesnt look 40 either, the beard gives it away, 20s easily

>>76517892 (OP)
This guy is only 27 and looks like 60. Roids are not worth it.

>>76519240
Cut your nuts off if you care so deeply about your looks

>>76517898
There's a difference between wanting to look like 20 at 45, and not wanting to look 45 at 20 retard, life is not black and white. Its ok to look old if you are old.

I would without question look like a ngmi dyel if the alternative was losing all my hair by age 25. Luckily I dont have shit genetics.

>>76519295
You don't post the part where the big Korean study had an average age of death for the nullos of like 70 and a "matched" control group dying at like 55. Like even Hulk Hogan got a little more longevity despite all the roids and goyslop.

Literally gobbling meclizine probably extends male lifespan more, lol. The ancestral lifestyles were just super-shit-tier.

>>76517898
uh oh, roid rage

>>76517892 (OP)
>>76518278
I've told you guys before
that guy is just Armenian
he would look like that roid or no roids
armenians grow facial hair when they're 14

>>76517898
why does this have so many replies? you people aren't real

>>76518108
My face is already fucked up but I can't roid with any amount without a high risk of death due to family history of congenital heart problems.

>>76519295
>says the roid fag who chemically castrates himself to end up looking like a used condom that sat in the sun for too long
Buddy, I'm older than you, boss people like you around and look younger than the son you could have had if you didn't become impotent at 20.
But at least you have your hairl hahahahahahah

>>76520222
hit a nerve there roidtroon? checked tho

>>76518013
> Youth is attractive
so that mean's when I've aleady hit the wall I should consider roiding?

>>76517892 (OP)
>>76517897
>>76517898
How come a lot of wrestlers like John Cena, Orton, Batista etc still look good when they've been roiding basically their entire lives

>>76520122
because it's extremely retarded and near the top of the page

>>76520405
its true to say they would have never been famous, but all the guys you listed would have looked much better if they had never touched roids. batista is basically disfigured. look at young joe rogan vs old joe rogan

>>76520396
>hit the wall
>take more drugs that make you giga-wall
I think the math isn't really mathing on that one.

>>76519997
And hair loss? Nothing to do with blasting funni cheat juice?

>>76518492
wtf I thought you guys are joking , its fucking real , they are the same age

>>76521712
roids will absolutely destroy you
but armenians will start losing hair on their 20s

>>76518492
>5'12'' vs 6'

>>76517898
holy shit is this the new zoomer cope?

>>76521802
Sadly, the schools didn't teach the zoomzooms what pepetides n shit do, mostly mis-educated them with woke B.S. I bet 80% of that pic can't even mineral sunscreen or topical retinoids let alone research derma-pepetides and weird photodynamics shit.

>>76517898
>>76517904
I'm in my 30s and I really haven't hung out with anyone around my age in decade.
I'm going back to school, so it will be interesting or a shock to see other people and if I blend in like everyone else. Last semester I already seen some guys that likely looked older than their age.

>>76520449
Batista looks like he was interned at a camp for a year.

>>76521932
Also 30s back in school here and it's a whole mix from young-looking zoomzoomz to giga-walled zoomzoomz to the same with millenials and occasionally a literal boomer professor who realized their discipline is going the way of the dinosaur and is taking f'n night classes to upgrade to a better degree. Categorically though, the millenials seem to mog zoomzoomz.

>>76517898
this is the most retarded comment that i have ever read on /fit/

>>76521932
30s and just graduated. You will, which is funny at times
>I have long hair and stay in shape so classmates were legitimately asking for my driver's license because they didn't believe me
>gf thought I was pulling a Leonardo DiCaprio when I started giving a girl from class rides to our coop experience until she realized she's a fat autistic lesbian
>professor references how people felt during 9-11 assuming nobody else in the room was alive
>only other guy older than me came with a block of wood with paper clipped to the top, a quill, and ink for taking notes
>joined a political club and I can tell you that if you're on 4chan, you will not blend in politically among zoomers without a significant effort of normiedom
The great part about going back later is you're likely far more unshackled socially. It's worth it if you can do it with 0 debt like I did. Unfortunately my lifts went down this summer because I did four courses to graduate earlier and save money, landed a job right out of school though

>>76521802
>posting media and e-celebs, a tribe obsessed with looks
I'm a late Gen-X and I can see the struggle the Zees (and some Millennials) face nowadays, but the truth is not that hard.
Post people from the streets that aren't bogged nor didn't have a lifetime under the knife. Even for the above described group there are exceptions: pic related, is from Cannes 2025 and she's 30yo.

>>76517898
>The chronically online chud mindset

Ahhh.. I love steroids bros. I’m a busy person who works/goes to school full time and steroids allow me to maintain the body that I want effortlessly. I eat whatever I want (lots of candy and ice cream) and remain around 15-18% while bulking and 12-15% at maintenance.

It’s SO EASY to make strength gains and to look good. And here’s the kicker: people at school/work are always shocked when I tell them im 36
>b-but people never ever talk about age unprompted
Yes they do. It comes up frequently. People usually guess 25-27, but I think it’s mostly because zoomers are aging so poorly. Zoomers look both young and old at the same time, it’s so weird.

Anyway: just don’t have bad genetics. I have snorted at least a kilo of cocaine and drank a small swimming pool worth of whiskey as well throughout my lifetime.

>>76523448
nice bloatlord face

It cracks me up how every roider eventually has a health scare and gets off them and becomes completely mediocre.

>>76523460
Bulking breh

>>76523495
chill out with candy and icecream. your skin quality is terrible

To me I believe was minoxidil. I was using it twice daily and larger doses than normal so my face looked fat, bloated and my skin aged with nasolabial folds being more prominent. Then I also started to prematurely go grey heavily at 25 until I realised that minoxidil also accelerates greying significantly so I ditched the thing although It could be proper aging as well as I start to get into my late 20s. I feel these problems have improved after getting off though

>>76517898
This is pure cope. Roidmonkeys always look old and ugly. Sadly for some guys they age like shit. I've always looked younger and had boyish looks in my early to mid 20s which I love now because at 37 I look closer to 30 than 40 because I still have a great head of hair, it's not gray, I don't have wrinkles or dead eyes and was never fat.

>>76523504
But I like it. Skin quality is the one thing I’ll give anti-roid fags, but the benefits outweigh the negatives. I got sober about two years ago so I replaced drugs and booze with candy, which is honestly more enjoyable. It is the next thing on the chopping block for sure but that’s not a priority at the moment.

>>76517898
There are people who actually age exceptionally. My grandfather had a full head of black hair in his early 70s

>>76518168
>I'm not sure how to feel
you have to be 18 or older to post here

>>76522467
People's minds have been warped by dating apps. I wouldn't be surprised most accounts are bots. I wouldn't be surprised any real attractive people other see are just barely within the fifty mile default distance.
I remember seeing an article of some guy swiping two million times over five years. If it was limited to women under thirty, that would be almost impossible unless you're moving every few months and have it set to a 100 mile range. I believe he was in the South.

>>76517897
Is this an AI image of Greta Thunberg on roids?

>>76522467
People's minds have been warped by dating apps. I wouldn't be surprised most accounts are bots. If there any real attractive people to match with, they're probably barely within the fifty mile default distance.
I remember seeing an article of some guy swiping two million times over five years. If it was limited to women under thirty, that would be almost impossible unless you're moving every few months and have it set to a 100 mile range. I believe he was in the South.

>>76517898
This is demonstrably false and also homosexual

>>76517904
Based

>tfw I look 25 at 32

It's one of God's blessings

>>76517898
Take your daily dose of roids and chill down

>>76517904
I got a haircut, I like to believe it makes me look younger.

Never forget

>>76524335
I’ve smoked crack with bums. You think this will deter me in any way?

>>76524176
>On a fitness forum
>Doesn't know the strongest man of all time.

>>76518492
>>76521725
i never understood why people trip over this. the guy on the left looks maybe even slightly older but at best they are just about the same.

you are getting manipulated by the teenage hairstyle and toddler shirt. and also the fact he is a lot less muscular and shorter. but age-wise they look the same.

>>76524549
>teenage hairstyle

It's like that webm about "90% of men are hair." Hairstyle and hair can make or break a man.
Also, Cena has been open about having a hair transplant.

>>76517898
i hit on a 23 year old waitress and she guessed i'm 28 when i told her i'm too old for her. i'm 41. full disclosure: i have done 3 6-week cycles of 200mg/w testosterone cypionate.

>>76524521
It's a shame Mariusz went into MMA. It totally ruined his reputation.

>>76524549
>but age-wise they look the same
No they don't

>>76524549
how fucking retarded and blind are you? kys retard

>>76517904
i get told the same. i think i look my age though. it's a side effect of the loser lifestyle whilst being properly hydrated. i would probably rapidly age if i had kids or a stressful career.

Just be a man and stop coping. You are a lot more respectable if you stop having Peter pan syndrome and come to terms with aging rather than being an insecure "WOWIE ZOWIE THIS DEMENTIA-RIDDEN SENIOR CITIZEN SAID I LOOKED 26 AND IM REALLY IN MY 30S GUIZE" faggot

>>76524684
No it didn't; the only thing that might have had an effect on his reputation was getting popped. He got the most out of strongman he could, and retired before fading to mediocrity. He was never close to winning Arnold's and he didn't stand a chance at WSM after the IFSA dissolved.

>>76524335
>steroid cook
>doesn’t perform synthesis to make nandrolone/deca/whatever aas
>buys raw powder and just mixes it with about the only polar solvent that will not instantly kill you upon injection
???
i know that chemical synthesis is an incredibly messy and somewhat tedious process but this so called cook can’t even invest in a IR spectophotometer or a basic fume hood?

>>76525778
*nonpolar solvent

>>76517892 (OP)
all negative effects of steroids can be dealt with by minoxidil, retinol, and dick pills

>>76525778
Why would he need a fume hood for dissolving raws?

>>76517898
Visual age IS biological age, I love what another anon said. If you look 45 in your 20s, or 30s in your 20s like a lot of women - it is because you contractually gave up your lifespan for sex, stress, reward, etc. Now you look old wearing you sin surface level, the skin is an organ. The body and bone structure tell a story, beautiful people retain youth.
Being born ugly is retaining sin from last life cycle. Ugly in true grotesue ways not trendy now big lips and asses are propagandized to be beautiful due to niggers and jews.

>>76525957
i was referring to having a fume hood so that he could do synthesis

there’s also a ton of things you can do with a fume hood but if you can’t have one just do your reactions outside.

at least meth cooks actually do the synthesis from precursor, how come steroid cooks don’t do that?

>>76517912
Nta, but you sound buttmad