>hey abdul i noticed you didnt pray to me last night because you were too exhausted from working the fields for 20 hours straight. fuck you, no crops for you this year. UNLEASH THE LOCUSTS.
>and you john, are you seriously not gonna go to church this sunday because you need to care for your bedridden wife. you freaking heathen. enjoy tuberculosis
>HELLO ZHANG??? WHERE IS MY WEEKLY BIBLE STUDY. ILL HAVE EMPEROR XHANGZHI RANDOMLY EXECUTE YOU. YOUR FAULT
