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GENTLEMEN now I KNOW some of you have some absolutely *slight pause* SPICY plans with some *slight pause* SPICY SENIORITAS that may or may not involve a lil bit of tongue action on your bidoodoo if yer catching m'drift, heh heh. NOW I KNOW! some of you are thinking "Hey alpha! I don't need to take advice from a man in his 40's or whatever on how to get my ass eaten" and GENTLEMEN... I UNDERSTAND where you're coming from I mean there's no way a guy like Alpha gets his ass eaten, right? WRONG! Girls love eating my hairy stinky manjayjay all the time! I employ proper POOPING etiquette WHENEVER I step onto the Johnson. Gentlemen here are TEN TIPS for you to POOP... like a gentleman *gets close to camera, making it lose focus, abrupt cut*