>WAAAAAAH WHERES MY FREE SHIT?!
Press release copies are bullshit, look at this retarded shit these kikes demand like offerings, as if they're some kind of God.

GIVE ME TRINKETS AND OFFERINGS OR I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH MY MAGIC NUMBER
DO NOT DARE DEFY ME, OR I SHALL....CRY ON THE INTERNET TO PLEBS WHO HAVE TO BUY IT, NORMIES THEY ARE