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>Be Mercenary Captain Jr.
>The vampire lord Entilement the 2nd steps out of the shadows and gives a truly awful speech about how everything was all according to keikaku in an almost incomprehensible accent.
>Honestly not sure if he's doing a bit because he's a vampire, or if its caused by the oversized fangs in his mouth that look more like upsidedown warthog tusks, or its caused by the tumors on his head or lips.
>Either way I and a couple other mercs need to hold back vomiting as he goes on.
>MFW
>Frankly I'm calling bullshit on this all being part of his plan, guy looks like he couldn't navigate his way out of a cereal box maze, no idea why he was such a big threat to the king and my father.
>Eventually his monolog is interrupted by an earthquake and series of explosions we can hear even down in the dungeon
>The vampire looks up confused
>Then the weak stone around the bars loosens.
>I order my fusiliers and some of the surviving dwarfs to push against the bars and the cage breaks open falling to the ground.
>The vampire apparently didn't plan for that and books it, we follow the fleeing coward out of the dungeon to finally put an end to this clusterfuck of an adventure and go home.
>No idea what's causing the explosions outside, could be the storm has just gotten that worse.