>>537983115
>rather not disclose
better than non-binary or some other cringeshit

>>537983115
>rather not disclose
better than non-binary or some other cringeshit

>>537983115
>rather not disclose
better than non-binary or some other cringeshit

>>537983115
>rather not disclose
better than non-binary or some other cringeshit

>>537983115
>rather not disclose
better than non-binary or some other cringeshit

>>537983115
>rather not disclose
better than non-binary or some other cringeshit

>>537983115
>rather not disclose
better than non-binary or some other cringeshit

>>537918174
>stop acting tough and dramatic the moment he feel the pain of the cut

>>537833252
yeah?

>>537833252
yeah?

>>537820246
>>537819694
I LOVE BRAZILLIAN MIZU

>>537735573
bro... no one truly main her

>CharName's name is inspired by the real world culture [excerpt from wikipedia article] and although this is not brought up in the game in any capacity it means that [utter delusion that will literally never happen]
>A triangle has 3 sides and in LongDongTong culture the number 3 symbolises [fifty paragraphs of incoherrent rambling] and that's why Faruzan is the Primordial One
>In the video game Honkai Impact 3 there is this character who might not be in Genshin Impact but they are my favourite and here's my wishlist for how they could be forced into the story
>Fat Joey made a video about how this so basically it's canon until the real story turns out to be different but since this already happened he also made a different video about how X is going to happen
>The palm tree in the latest drip marketing video is angled at 46 degrees which very clearly is a reference to the 46 trials of the blind basket weaving monk from this 5th century poem and although this has zero impact on the story it is very important and I demand everyone should take this into consideration
>This character has 6 tassels on their cape and I believe this is proof that they are connected to the Teyvat illuminati because [MS paint collage featuring screencaps from the latest FOTM anime]

[Scene: Fontaine palace kitchen. Aether stirs something suspicious in a pot. Escoffier watches, arms folded, clearly unimpressed. The smell is… questionable.]

Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—

Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.

Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!

Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!

Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!

Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!

[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]

Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.

Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.

[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]

Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.

Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…

Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!

>>535424595
>not a single niglan character
HAHAHAHAHHA

>>535178160
LOL!

UH OH MELTY!!!!!!!!

[Scene: Fontaine palace kitchen. Aether stirs something suspicious in a pot. Escoffier watches, arms folded, clearly unimpressed. The smell is… questionable.]

Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—

Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.

Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!

Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!

Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!

Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!

[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]

Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.

Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.

[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]

Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.

Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…

Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!

[Scene: Fontaine palace kitchen. Aether stirs something suspicious in a pot. Escoffier watches, arms folded, clearly unimpressed. The smell is… questionable.]

Aether: There! I made pagpag! It’s kind of a street survival food. Taught myself after a tough journey—

Furina: enters, halts with a hand over her mouth
A-Aether... I don’t think that pagpag dish looks appetising.

Inner Furina: ESCOFFIER PLEASE HELP!!

Escoffier: steps forward, absolutely livid
Mon dieu, what culinary crime have you committed in my kitchen?! Pagpag?! This is not a wasteland, garçon—this is Fontaine! No Frenchman, no citizen of culture, would touch that with a fork! We are not here for cultural enrichment, we are here to cook!

Aether: startled, hands up in surrender
I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to disrespect the kitchen… or anyone here! I promise—I'll never serve pagpag to Furina ever again!

Furina: regaining composure, arms crossed
See that you don’t. This is a palace, not a slum!

[Later — Neuvillette’s chambers. Escoffier speaks with quiet fury.]

Escoffier: He served Her Eminence pagpag. Scraps, reheated! A dish of ruin, not refinement.

Neuvillette: coldly Then justice must be served.

[Exterior. Rain falls as Aether stands near a carriage.]

Neuvillette: Aether, by the laws of this land and the dignity of our nation, you are to be deported from Fontaine.

Aether: sighing I didn’t think food could get me banished…

Paimon: [teary-eyed] I.. I’ll stay in Fontaine... someone has to make sure no one eats anything worse!

>>533705692
Anal therapy sex with Yumemizuki Mizuki

>>531680357
like this

>>531603745
Let me guess, Kuro also patented Live Streaming

REMINDER THAT THEY FUMBLED THE ENTIRE MAIN ANTAGONIST FACTION JUST TO SHILL MAVUIKA AND SHE STILL FLOPPED BIGLY (TWICE!) LOLE

>>530787798
me too reeeeeeeeeeeal bad

just dropped another 100 dollars on the game

Anal sex with Yumemizuki Mizuki using her therapy hole

>>529482054
me when Succybus

>>529211578
free use Succubus is all I need

>>528974595
sex

>>528974595
sex

>>528937641
>>528937791

Anal sex with Yumemizuki Mizuki using her therapy hole

I can't wait to dress belle up like a slut and walk around town in THOSE shorts.