I have a riddle/mystery for you all:

>Be 5'6
>See tatted up Hispanic guy ~4 inches shorter than me holding hands with pretty, taller, slimmer girlfriend
>My 6'2 friend talks about his POS father who is 5'7 is now on his 6th wife
>My 43 year old buddy of mine who I'm eye-level with picked up a 25 year old lover

What are the above men doing right that I apparently am not.