>>61112613
>The irony is modern trucks are shit at actually being trucks
That is a load of shit repeated by soft handed bitch boys who don't uses trucks. Modern trucks tow more weight than they every have at any point in the last 60 years. You can also still buy trucks with 8 foot beds, most people just prefer the short bed + four door combo. That's on you, you could easily go buy a extended cab with an 8 foot bed but you chose not to. Then you get asshurt and whine about it. Do us all a favor and quit bitching about things completely within your control.

>The average V8 pickup can tow ~10,000 lbs. and are lifted enough to do basic offroading...two things their owners never actually do
Says everything I need to know about you. You are a whiny faggot complaining about yourself. You are the truck owner who doesn't even need a truck.
Try towing heavy equipment, watch how fast your trailer weight eats up that tow rating. Fucking yuppie.