Oh, Mr. Anon. I am afraid you are mistaken. That poster is not me, and I have no incentive to be dishonest.
Mr. Slashy is known for being a rather terrible contributor to this thread. He routinely engages in namefag drama and twitter tourism.
I have called him the worst poster on /sthg/ in the past, and I will do so again. He has truly earned this title by baselessly impersonating me to defend himself.
I do wish Mr. Slashy would simply post his commissions and discuss "Sonic the Hedgehog". He should not engage in these deplorable acts and besmirch my reputation.