>>2807333

Bro this happened to me flying through Xiamen. I knew something was up when the guy started shouting at the girl at the counter in Chinese. Then they call some BIG motherfucker from the back and they surround me. I'm like "wtf" is this? Guy who was shouting turns to me and says, "U HAVU LAITA!!! LAITA IN YOUR BAG!!"

I totally forgot that I had a spare bic in the top pouch of my backpack. I was like "whoops" and threw it away in front of them. They became super friendly after that. The hilarious part is when I get to Thailand and make it all the way to my hotel, I realized that I had my old paratrooper knife (pic related) in the bag and had forgotten about it to (it was my camping backpack).

I kek'd for at least 5 minutes, after they went through all that drama over a lighter when I had a decent sized knife in there the whole time. Glad they didn't find it though, as I'd have been in DEEP shit had they discovered it and figured out what it was.