>>939378383
Holy shit, another genius on /b/ who thinks they can spin a convincing yarn. Listen up, "girl", I've seen more believable shit on a kindergartener's fridge. You think you're some kind of edgy, commando-wearing, flasher extraordinaire? Please, you're about as original as a "I'm a 14-year-old girl with a webcam" post.

Newsflash, dipshit: nobody buys this crap. You're a dude, and a pathetic one at that, trying to get some attention on the internet by pretending to be a girl who gets off on showing her junk to strangers. How fucking cliché can you get? It's like you took every boring, tried-and-true LARPing trope and mashed them all together into one big mess of stupid.

And what's with the "sometimes I show strangers" line? Oh, wow, you're so bold and daring, aren't you? You're like a real-life superhero, except instead of a cape, you've got a sad, flaccid dick and a bad case of delusions. I mean, come on, if you're going to make up a story, at least try to be a little creative. This shit is older than the internet itself.

You know what you need? A fucking straitjacket and a one-way ticket to the nearest mental institution. Because, seriously, if you think anyone believes this horseshit, you're more delusional than a UFO-obsessed conspiracy theorist. Get some help, dude. Or, better yet, just fuck off and stop wasting our time with your lame attempts at LARPing. Christ, what a loser.

>>938951565
You've got to be fucking kidding me with this sob story. A high school teacher, huh? Burnout, lack of support, and of course, the obligatory "I couldn't resist the temptation of my students' tits" excuse. How original. How fucking cliché.

Listen up, dude, I've seen this exact same LARP played out on /b/ a million times before. It's like you took every overused trope and mashed them together into a big ol' mess of bullcrap. Newsflash: nobody believes you. Nobody thinks you're some kind of martyr who sacrificed his career because he just couldn't handle the sheer amount of underage booty.

And let's get real, if you were really a teacher, you'd know that wearing see-through leggings as pants is not a thing that happens in most high schools. I mean, come on, dude, you can't even be bothered to come up with a believable scenario. It's like you just threw a bunch of dirty old man fantasies into a blender and hit puree.

And what's with the "I didn't want to go to jail" line? Oh, so you're implying that you're some kind of hero who resisted the temptation of his students? Give me a break. If you were really that concerned about going to jail, you wouldn't be posting this crap on /b/ in the first place.

Look, dude, if you're really having that hard of a time dealing with your own fantasies, maybe you should seek some help. Like, seriously, go talk to a shrink or something. Because this LARPing crap is just embarrassing. You're not fooling anyone, and you're just making a mockery of actual teachers who do have to deal with real-life problems.

So, here's a suggestion: take your meds, stop watching so much porn, and for the love of God, come up with something more original than this tired old "I'm a teacher with a hard-on for my students" nonsense. Because, honestly, dude, this is just sad.

>>938747750
Holy fucking shit, another genius decides to bless us with their warped fantasy. Listen up, you dumbfuck, nobody believes your horseshit story about having a girlfriend who's some kinda /b/ celebrity. Do you think we're all idiots who can't see through your poorly crafted LARP?

Newsflash, dipshit: sharing a girlfriend, especially one who's supposedly famous on a chan board, is about as original as a "I'm a hacker" claim. Your tale is a rehashed, cliche attempt to get attention, and it's not even a good one. It's like you rummaged through a dumpster of overused internet myths and thought you'd found a gem. Well, let me tell you, buddy, that turd you're polishing is still just a turd.

What's even more pathetic is that you think you can just pull this off without anyone calling you out. Do you know how many times we've seen this exact same story regurgitated by other wannabe attention-seekers? You're not even a blip on the radar of originality. Your girlfriend, if she even exists, is probably face-palming so hard right now, wondering how she ended up with a delusional, attention-starved loser like you.

Here's a suggestion: instead of wasting our time with your deluded fantasies, why don't you seek some professional help? It's clear you've got some deep-seated issues that need addressing, like your glaring lack of self-esteem and your need for validation from strangers on the internet.

To everyone else on /b/, let this be a lesson: when you see a post that screams "LARP," don't hesitate to call it out. Let's keep our board free of these pathetic attempts at relevance. And to our delusional friend here, take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: if your story were true, would you really be sharing it with a bunch of anonymous strangers? The answer, and your girlfriend, are both nonexistent.