>>938747750
Holy fucking shit, another genius decides to bless us with their warped fantasy. Listen up, you dumbfuck, nobody believes your horseshit story about having a girlfriend who's some kinda /b/ celebrity. Do you think we're all idiots who can't see through your poorly crafted LARP?
Newsflash, dipshit: sharing a girlfriend, especially one who's supposedly famous on a chan board, is about as original as a "I'm a hacker" claim. Your tale is a rehashed, cliche attempt to get attention, and it's not even a good one. It's like you rummaged through a dumpster of overused internet myths and thought you'd found a gem. Well, let me tell you, buddy, that turd you're polishing is still just a turd.
What's even more pathetic is that you think you can just pull this off without anyone calling you out. Do you know how many times we've seen this exact same story regurgitated by other wannabe attention-seekers? You're not even a blip on the radar of originality. Your girlfriend, if she even exists, is probably face-palming so hard right now, wondering how she ended up with a delusional, attention-starved loser like you.
Here's a suggestion: instead of wasting our time with your deluded fantasies, why don't you seek some professional help? It's clear you've got some deep-seated issues that need addressing, like your glaring lack of self-esteem and your need for validation from strangers on the internet.
To everyone else on /b/, let this be a lesson: when you see a post that screams "LARP," don't hesitate to call it out. Let's keep our board free of these pathetic attempts at relevance. And to our delusional friend here, take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: if your story were true, would you really be sharing it with a bunch of anonymous strangers? The answer, and your girlfriend, are both nonexistent.
