Hilarious how religions the world over desperately try to inspire even a fraction of the transcendence or enlightenment given by popping one of these magic mushie fellas.

Like building grand cathedrals and elaborate rituals. Painting the Sistine chapel. Waving smoke around and chanting random garbage, sitting in a cave for years on end. Books of story after story that go nowhere.

Man-made gobbledygook BTFO by nature every time.

But you know the governments really don't like these natural fungi growing on the ground. They don't like that one bit.