Thread 213940049

Chad vs Rorke edition

won't be taking any advice from my da

in the olden days you went down the dance hall on a saturday night, walked up to a girl you liked the look of, asked her if she was going steady and if she said no then you both got married the next day and bought a 3-bed house on a shoelace factory worker's salary

>>213940090
I want a sweet girl to go steady with
And hold hand with
Won't happen though, I'm an incel freak, you see

eating nigger poo

rorke x leftypol slowburn toxic yaoi

>>213940049 (OP)
I would 100% have bullied Vance in school lmfao look at that fat poof man

THEY'RE USING MASS IMMIGRATION TO PUSH DIGITAL ID AND FACE SCAN
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Dogshit off topic JF edition

>>213940090
you can still do that if you will it

>>213940158
ugh

>>213940149
Yeah there's no such thing as native Belgians only Flemish and Walloons

Amsterdam was great when I visited but I haven't had a chance to go to Paris yet

toil ends soon, haha time for more 4chan

Spaki dogshit zinger

>>213940182
Yes Belgium is a fake country
We already knew

Made a terrible terrible mistake
Drank Red Bull
Feeling SICK to my STOMACH

>>213940158
https://streamable.com/xs7sjy

want the big boss look myself

>>213940194
>>213940049 (OP)
I don't know who these people are

>>213940157
i thought they were using covid for that

>>213940221
big nob up your arse more like

>>213940141
Oh my days LOL

>>213940225
Liam and Noel Gallagher if I'm not mistaken

>>213940232
COVID WAS THE TEST RUN
THE PUBLIC COMPLIED
IT'S OVER

>>213940173
screaming at their faces ballooning out

shoving 50 nintendo DS styluses down my cock hole like when homer simpson shoved the crayons in his brain

>>213940221
the eyepatch-as-fashion-item is a frontier yet to be explored
you should give it a go

>>213940236
you think you're clever for that do you

DONT TEK DI VACCINE
DONT TEK IT
DONT TEK IT

boomers and every generation before did not give a single fuck about skincare or gym or lookmaxxing. they went pub and shagged lasses

>>213940271
Where do you reckon they end up

>>213940283
you've been done

im a wretched evil freak beast of a man who needs to be shot and thrown out of a helicopter pronto

>>213940271
didn't know lebos were into sounding
thought it was more a gulf thing
the more you know i suppose

Jeffo in one of his coke binges fondling himself to bbc news and flipping through NYC tinder looking for trannies while at his family villa in ‘thiopia

>>213940255
used to quite like wearing a mask on the train in the mornings back then cos i could fall asleep with my mouth open and dribble like a mong and no one could tell

imagine if starmer did this loll

>>213940300
dunno mate
(reaches behind your ear and pulls one out of thin air like a coin)
where do you think they do?

>>213940312
why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

The aesthetic

>>213940344
what’s he supposed to be doing

>>213940282
Slick Rick did it forty years ago

other day when I was walking home from the shop around 17:30 about to pass by one of the many Iraqi barbershops I saw a lass couldn't have been older than 15 pop her head out then go back in. Then as I actually passed by the shop I looked in the window and saw her and her similarly aged mate sat on the couch hitting their vapes.

contemplated not even posting about it because it's so stereotypically rorkean that I thought "no one will even believe this happened" but it did. This was a male 'turkish' barbershop, at closing time. There were no lads in the chairs so these 2 weren't waiting for their boyfriends. There's no good reason why they were in there. I get that they do it of their own volition for alcohol, coke, cigs, whatever but still. It's not right.

THEY'RE BANNING PORN TO GET RID OF INCELS AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>213940090
tbf its not that differnet nowadays
except you meet at the matcha coffee shop and ask if she gives good sloppa

>>213940340
same but because it helped block out the dirty bastards wafting pong

sucking a covfefe

That's a spaki dogshit zingre

>>213940344
What face is he supposed to make?

>>213940350
cease replying to me at once you swarthy european wog gypsy bastard

>>213940347
I don't know lad vicar roggleswade warned me not to dabble in japseyemancy

>>213940363
inspecting the troops
not very effective unless he has a military background

>>213940393
illegal activity

>>213940365
what ur saying is they can pull and we cant?

>>213940344
that's literally his normal face

>>213940399
A relaxed face

Only very few resisted their tyranny

Is it pronounced Mad-ree, Maj-ree, Mad-ris or Maj-ris?

might post my knob shooting ropes on gif

in my evil incel chamber hanging from the ceiling upside down like a vampire bat

>>213940340
state of you

>>213940406
You on the gin la

>>213940406
Bro is dressed like a fat white woman for his GQ feature lmfao

>>213940451
rorkesian

>>213940440
wow so brave!!!

>>213940443
not entirely sure what word you're talking about mate

Mass lunacy. Utterly forgotten. Amazing.

>>213940443
what is?

>>213940451
lol this is me except i'm sitting in my dirt heap of a chair wth my legs up

>>213940450
i shoot utterly massive (like 10-15 rope) loads sometimes but im too shy to post it online teehee

>>213940484
Rorkist conspiracy theory
Nothing happened rorke

>>213940451
*puts my cock in your mouth*

>>213940481
>>213940491
Madri

police coming for me because I left toil 2 minutes early

Fainted on the train once while sat down doing nothing. Could feel it happening as well, the clamminess, the vision fading from the corners inwards, but I couldn't do the usual thing to prevent it (bending down and putting your head forward to force blood up there) because it would have placed my head in another passenger's lap.

So I just sat there and let it happen. The train was pulling into the terminal so I thought I could get away with it but then everyone was getting off and I still couldn't see anything at all, zero vision. So I just sat there lolling in and out of consciousness. Then the train pulled out of the station going backwards on its next journey so I must have been sat there, blind, for a good few mins. Only then was I spotted by the ticket lady and I said to her "I don't feel well. I can't see anything" and she flagged the driver / called an ambulance to meet me at the next stop.

>>213940456
what i look like a mong when i fall asleep

>>213940465
Nah. Nasty stuff.

It was real. All of it.

i'll have a pint of cockfosters

>>213940437
He looks relaxed to me

>>213940532
Steady on

>>213940499
thats not very nice why’ve you gone and done that for

>>213940521
I read the first word as farted initially and was baffled by the rest of this post

>>213940049 (OP)
So democrats were the chad party all along?

>>213940521
What's wrong with you

>>213940521
ever shag her up the arse?

might join an incel discord
don’t hate women or anything just need some people to rot with

>>213940528
stole toilet roll from my work using a homemade key

>>213940564
Always have been

Muscle + aesthetic body
Strength and conditions training (5x a week workout)
Low-grade HGH (once a year 4-6 week cycle)
Low-grade Testosterone 300 MG cycle (one a year 6-8 week cycle)
Vitamins + basic supplements

face+hair
ghk-cu copper peptides (injection to side twice a week)
Topical Minoxidil (2x a day)
Finasteride 1MG (once a day)
Korean hyaluronic acid serum + vitamin c serum (once a day)
Korean moisturizer (twice a day)
Tretinoin gel (3x a week)
Accutane (for breakouts - run for 2-3 months)
SUNSCREEN

I already got 2 surgeries as well, a bimax (jaw surgery) and a rhinoplasty last year. I'm aiming for the young Sean O'pry look, I'm 85% there

Planning on taking more stuff soon, more steroids and peptides. This all I take to look like a guy who is 21-22 while I’m 31 turning 32 next week. I will end up doing facial surgery in the future as well to maintain my youthfulness up until I’m 45. You guys can laugh but I'm genuinely obsessed with this shit and it has consumed my life. I want to be like Chuando Tan (look him up) he's like 58 and looks around 30ish.

>>213940292
it was easier back then because there were only about 5 other lads in the village to compete with

really want to give him a (You) but he said he didn't want it :/

>>213940554
Thought you were into that

Sorry mate

>>213940528
photo op, it was always browns who took all the bog rolls

>>213940576
you best start believing in incel forums cos you're in on

>>213940566
Didn't know they were granting Martians asylum

>>213940588
Simply isn't true and you're coping. I've spoken to boomers from big cities and towns and they say the same thing

Bossman has invested in GPS tracking for his fleet of small boat delivery jeets. I’m impressed, first time I’ve seen this from a ‘kizza place.

>>213940532
no you bloody well won't

I'm starting a band, it's called flock of faggots

>>213940582
imagine wiping with that cheap femtometer-thick sandpapery shite after every poo, jesus wept
suppose desperate times call for desperate measures

>>213940585
lol

>>213940611
link i wana live with the futuristic bossmen

>>213940567
I think I have a mild form of Marfan's Syndrome or something, probably something wrong with my heart as my cardio has always been terrible.

at the hospital they just looked me over then discharged me, nothing came of it.

>>213940582
Hope you plan on replacing that, some of us aren't dirty rotten thieves

>>213940582
runt behaviour

>>213940589
your not actually a gypsy wog bastard mate x

still scromitting over

>I'm 31 and still can pass for 21

>>213940585
planning on losing your virginity by 45 as well?

>>213940634
whats so funny?

>>213940635
Just my local ‘kizzeria on FoodHub mate doubt you would be able to order from there unless you’re in Nottingham

>>213940638
Don't post this shit leftypol you freak

>>213940658
That's why he only goes after the 17 year olds

looking to get pegged Chinese style

>>213940638
Oh it's you
Hope nothing too serious x
You'd know by now if it were serious haha yes it can't suddenly get much worse overnight nope

>>213940500
maj-ree

having a chinese wank

>>213940521
fucking hell lad hahahaha

>>213940528
bore off cunt

>>213940667
ah i'm leicester shame

>>213940710
Pipe down wog

>"low grade" 300mg test cycle

300mg test is verrrrry high for a first cycle. You'd see results on 75-100mg a week. 300 is asking for chest acne and weird sides.

Will chuds still be going on about covid in 10 years? I don’t get their ongoing obsession with it

>>213940697
Is that with a finger trap or with chopsticks

>>213940658
i get ID'd all the time, i don't get what's so funny?
>>213940662
i lost my virginity in high school.

mentally retarded arrested development genetic deadend unbearably boring schizo autist freaks STILL babbling on about covid in the year of our lord 2025

anyone going to the annual aryan race meet up in morecambe later

>>213940742
its when i wank my chinese willy

leftypol:
>get over it rorke, just dont leave the house for 6 months (unless you're protesting blm) and we will spend loads of money to shame you for not taking the latest big pharma poison
also leftypol once their scam has fallen apart and living standards decimated across the west
>who even cares rorke just get over it you didn't even like have to take the vaccine

>>213940757
genuinely looks like me from this angle

>>213940688
Stop hoping I get a sudden aortic dissection you bastard. But yeah I won't be doing anything about it because I can't be arsed / don't care.

>>213940701
Didn't know what else to tell her mate. I couldn't see so that's what I said.

>>213940750
>just forget the biggest psyop in recent history bro
>what are you? a weirdo that has no sex?

>>213940725
What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?

>>213940682
Hundreds of thousands of people were dying. We put regulations, simple restrictions, in order to help prevent unnecessary deaths. I don't understand shitting your pants over this, it's perfectly reasonable.


Fun fact: 7 million people have now died from Covid

>>213940786
wtf is the reason behind this video

>>213940757
wonder if I'll ever be allowed to have sex with a woman. I doubt it. Some men die without having sex and that's ok, that's normal

>>213940727
that's not my first cycle mate, been on it for a couple years and I do PCT every time
im spending close to $10,000 a year on all of those stuff when you include my food, supplements, peptides, gym and facial stuff

>>213940796
>>213940788
absolutely atrocious posts
just giving them what they want

>>213940796
notice how i didn’t even disagree with you
you’re an utter spastic who desperately needs to occupy your mind with something else

>>213940804
The covocaust if you will

>>213940757
bet her arse stinks (that's a good thing)

>>213940828
Do you have any friends, hobbies, family, etc.?

>>213940804
can’t believe retards like you still exist lmao. or this is spaki b8

>>213940828
well then you should be disclosing that so mongs don't think it's OK for them

>>213940830
>nooo by calling them out for trying to destroy society you're actually giving them what they really WANT!

got a Syrian mate who told me he's selected both "white/caucasian" and "middle eastern" as his ethnicity on hinge

not sure what to make of it but he aint wrong tbf

>>213940788
Done them. They just regret taking a fake vaccine because the government told them to

>>213940836
would shag this thing to smithereens given the chance

it's going to be ok brucie

there is no bigger loser on the planet than the incel that stills goes on about covid

>>213940790
Nah what you said was fine, I was just laughing at the situation itself

Society would be infinitely better off if the only sex that people had was missionary sex while married for the purposes of recreation

despy-kun :3

>>213940822
She's an odd one.

>>213940876
low test faggot, sex is great
get your dick wet pussy

>>213940786
before she got bogged

oi rorke u aint havin no kids bruvva

>>213940870
what about the incel that went along with all the covid stuff and gets angry when you bring it up because its embarrassing to him?

ivan decreed that covid is the designated spam of the day i see

>>213940853
stop ruining this thread with your tinfoil tripe

>>213940870
What about this one?

>>213940870
it elicits such a strong reaction in you because you were wrong and hate being reminded

>>213940886
killing people, slavery and stealing the neighbouring clans cattle is also high test and masculine
should we be doing that willy nilly too?

>>213940898
*yawns loudly*

wanking into a big bubbling cauldron of mysterious purple goo

>>213940870
>causes rampant inflation, destroying social bonds, greatly enriching pharmacutical and digital billionaires, widespread psychological propaganda, severe encroachment of civil liberties, substantial physical harm inflicted through speculative "vaccines", rejection of all in person social events
i sleep
>person complains about the above
REEE WHAT A LOSER JUST STFU CREEP

>>213940903
new dollhouse character just dropped

>>213940913
>>213940898
couldn't care less other than you spamming the thread every day, you're just a boring sod mate

how did ancient armies feed themselves on campaign? they didnt have self-heating 4k calorie MREs

>>213940628
look at him holding a lighter lol

>>213940946
>>213940954

>>213940850
my hobbies are reading studies about this stuff, investing in stocks and crypto, posting to 4chan etc. I have no friends anymore, I have women I hook up with via apps but that's it we are FWBs. My parents passed away so no family. I am only child
>>213940855
yeah my fault, I don't advise anyone to copy to me. I will probably die before 60 but at least I will look young as fuck.

le enlightened centrist
>both the restrictions and complaining about restrictions are equally le badddd

covid whiners please come back at around 11pm i'll be here reading the thread it will help me fall asleep

>>213940954
yeah “sure”

>>213940956
you've completely lost the plot
you need to be sectioned

>>213940946
the reason people take issue with covid talk is that it’s all self congratulatory spastic shite at this point, yes it was fucked up how governments reacted, we’re all on the same page, it’s cunts like you that keep prattling on about it years after the fact that irritates people. give it a fucking REST you BORING BASTARD

mental how yawning causes them to have a meltdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA8c3MSD2Wc
'aving a cheeky

never mentally recovered from doing 8 months WFH toil sat alone in the smelly bedroom answering call centre telephone calls on my personal laptop for £1250/month while everyone else was being paid £2,000/month by the government to enjoy a scorching hot summer

In the end I went so mental that I tried to kill myself and had to go to hospital. My dad said he felt covid played a big part in it, which I disagreed with at the time, but upon reflection it's hard to say otherwise. The unfairness of the situation was intolerable to me.

>>213940956
show got shite after season 2 (or 3, don't remember it's been over 10 years since that shit was popular online)

>>213940559
Incredible post

>>213940975
You sound insufferably boring

So all you have is your looks and thinking about your looks and posting online about your looks and using your looks to have meaningless sex with women you don't care about?

What's the point of any of this?

>>213940961
brought their own food and forced the local villagers to give up food since they were literally a massive army

>>213941017
>we’re all on the same page
srs question like step outside the 4chan bubble for a second. but do you actually believe this? do you think the average person out there agrees lockdowns were a failure and should never be done again, masks were useless, vaccines hurt more people than they helped etc
do you honestly believe this is the new consensus?

me on the right

>>213941037
you utter wet wipe lol

I think I'm mentally ill, in fact I know I'm mentally ill but the pursuit of being an adonis is worth it. Everyday I look at myself in the mirror for hours admiring my body. I am willing to do anything to look the best I can. This is an obsession far beyond the point of self improvement at this point

In fact I am literally talking to guys while I wait for sunscreen to absorb so i can go on my daily walk-jog

>>213940873
honestly don't know what else I could have done. As I say I couldn't have put my head down between my legs because we were sat on a packed train.

>>213941037
really boring post hate that I read this will be filtering it and all replies out of spite

>>213940987
it's one guy

>>213941066
the average person isn't here you boring bastard

>>213941037
Can't imagine doing anything better at the minute than being passive aggressive to some cunt who calls me up and expects me to do things for them.

I'd have such a laugh

>>213940961
Hard tack and rations.

>>213941032
doesnt seem like it

>>213941037
I just got out the country and travels to places that didn't give a shit

>>213941084
well there's still people here who seem to believe all those covid driven actions were correct..

>>213941080
>daily walk-jog
gayer than gay sex

>>213941056
what else did they force local villagers to give up

found an image commiemong might enjoy so I shall wait for his arrival

>>213941080
well as long as you're happy

>>213941080
Creepy

>>213941125
i'm here post it

I miss her

>>213941066
most people do believe the lockdowns were useless yes and shouldn’t have been restrictive
even my auntie who’s an eternally labour voting middle class guardian GP that autistically followed the rules (we weren’t allowed within 6 feet of her front door when “visiting”), now says that it was overblown and that it did a lot of damage to heckin young people

when i bring up those times with my family they either get slightly uncomfortable or just hand wave it away as “mad times”. my mates don’t bring it up since like me they spent most of the lockdown drinking, wanking and playing GTA V

wait, so you’re telling me north korea will accept me as a refugee from this capitalist hell hole and give me free housing?

leftypol shaken

>>213941125
*saunters into the thread in a woman's dress with badly applied lipstick*

COOEY, I'M HERE

>>213941143
Mentle that that yank injects these into his face

>>213941081
Yeah you did fine lad, just an unfortunate circumstance is all. Get on the cardio, I used to have circulation problems too till I did. I followed this image.

>>213941066
not everyone in real life is a mindless goyslave mate loads of people i know agreed that the government overreach was fucking atrocious, keep in mind victoria was locked down for longer than literally anywhere else on earth which definitely encouraged a bit of cynicism. i think you should stop imagining everyone that isn’t you to be a mindless libtard NPC, even if many of them are

>>213941166
radical

>>213941193
you're far too smart to be arguing with that cunt

>>213941090
I mean if you didn't do the job to the letter you got sacked. Calls were audited by managers, as were complaints (which we were expected to log and resolve). There wasn't much room to be a dick to customers; you'd do everything in your power to help them and they'd still be annoying bellends.

>>213941047
>>213941131
>>213941110
see >>213941080
I don't care if it's boring, this is the life I've chosen. I feel like a God Amongst men when I walk around in public. People who knew me in the past tell me I look unrecognizable. I've even been approached by a modeling agent/scout once. I could probably be a runway model but I am too paranoid since they would force me to change my diet
This is like a drug for me
>>213941127
thank you x

>>213941206
im not gonna shag you mate

>>213941227
dunelm

>>213941221
weird larp but okay

>vaccines hurt more people than they helped
Where's the proof this happened?

bored of you lot

>>213941227
why not

>>213940141
shouldn’t gammon be considered a racist slur because you’re making fun of someone based on the colour of their skin
if we want to talk about skin colour reddish pale skin is better than the alternate

>>213941221
pics x

>>213941227
yes you will

>>213941143
can't roll it on a table when you're bored anymore
all thanks to the bloody wokeists

>>213941249
willy fell off

>>213941245
okay didn't ask fuck off

>>213941241
rorke's head

>>213941160
Genuinely what is their reasoning for saying this is a risk to road users? That they might fall down and land on someone's windshield?

Hilarious how religions the world over desperately try to inspire even a fraction of the transcendence or enlightenment given by popping one of these magic mushie fellas.

Like building grand cathedrals and elaborate rituals. Painting the Sistine chapel. Waving smoke around and chanting random garbage, sitting in a cave for years on end. Books of story after story that go nowhere.

Man-made gobbledygook BTFO by nature every time.

But you know the governments really don't like these natural fungi growing on the ground. They don't like that one bit.

>>213941192
actually did couch-to-5k to completion some years back but never enjoyed it, not a single run. I was impressed by how quickly the fitness built up though

I like the stationary bike. The times I've had a proper gym membership I've enjoyed really getting after it on the bike, getting a proper sweat. Would quite like one of those peleton bikes for at home but too expensive I reckon.

>>213941217
True, in my mind if I'd made it into a call centre job by some miracle I'd make it a game to see what I could get away with and how fast before I'd be sacked.

Deliberately winding up customers whilst pretending to be innocent, etc

>>213941227
You're smart AND funny.

>>213941153
you know the who added lockdowns as part of all future pandemic plans and consider them a large success along with masks and vaccines (which continue to be rolled out to the vulnerable people each year as "boosters")
like you know still hundreds of millions of pounds each year are spent on covid "vaccines"
>>213941193
nice goalpost shift
spastic

>>213941221
Why wouldn't you become a model?

There're other opportunities other than runway

>>213941288
the midwit take to end all midwit takes
i remember being 17 x

mental how powerful the n word is
i’ll get banned for saying it
no other word has so much effect to completely shock everyone within earshot
people will actually claim uttering it near an african warrants them beating you to death.

a mass psychosis. everyone’s so childlike surrounding the word.

>>213941288
>transcendence or enlightenment given
Drugs don't give any meaningful insight whatsoever

>>213941315
>no other word has so much effect to completely shock everyone within earshot
poo

Ageing millennial bros....

and where’s the epic rap battle of history rorke vs leftypol?

i advise all of you, even if its a little bit to self improve. I am not suggesting to do insane things like me but it seems like many of you want material things like women and money, being attractive gets your foot in the world so just give it a try. It will also help you health wise both mental and physical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVaaCZuOlg

nigger haha lol

>>213941258
no because you can't be racist towards white people

>>213941302
i didn’t shift shit you dribbling illiterate spastic you just don’t like having your autistic views actually challenged

>>213941302
The great enlightened sage philosophers at the World Health Organisation who have never been wrong before ever said it therefore it must be true and necessary now and forever

>>213941338
lmao I still consider those "new" games, given that the last game i played was this

>>213941338
the peak of 'nsole gaming

>>213941341
>tattoos

I just don't like 'em.

>>213941353
paradigm shifting post

>>213941361
you didn't challenge anything you deluded piece of shit no shit if i only consider the people i went on lockdown protests with then literally no one believed in lockdowns. utter spastic.

just because you were raped doesn't mean you have to be a rape victim

I'm 35 but can pass for 34

>>213941404
High IQ post

>>213941292
Not enjoying it is weird to me. Yeah it's difficult but that's why it gives you a feeling of accomplishment. Stick some music on, watch the sun rise in the morning. I love it. You only have to go ONCE every 2-3 weeks to keep up a good level of cardio, it's not much at all.

>>213941418
Mental how badly Covid mindraped you

I eat her poo

>>213941258
Kek looks like rorke is the real snowflake

>>213941418
you? mindraped
concession? accepted

>>213941422
you have to in turn rape two other people to first negate your own rape and then come out on top with a net positive of rape

>>213941341
women aren't attracted to men like you

>>213941238
im not larpin
>>213941262
ive posted myself on lookism.net before it went down
>>213941303
I have an inhertaince, I have a home, and I make like $2k-$5k a month passively. My parents passed away when i was in my mid 20s so I suppose I was lucky.
I would do catalog modeling you're right but the specific agent who wanted me to go a casting said it was for a runway show

>>213941397
Need a tattooed lady with a stupid haircut to fuck me in the ass I reckon

>>213941456
most literate covidian

just moved the goalposts up my arse

utterly bizzare being a lockdown apologist in 2025
even more bizzare than being curious and angry about blantant global totalitarianism merely 5 years ago

having a slimy wank

>>213941468
>ass
FOY

>>213941472
He's done you, no coming back from that

>>213941478
*boots your bollocks up there to score the world cup winner*

>>213941487
see >>213940979

>>213941397
i also don't like them but who am i to judge? these are just things that help your smv
>>213941464
I don't care what women think, this is for me

Finally got to the point where if I want to fuck a girl I just go up and chat her up
Sex life has gone up enormously

>>213941465
me in the middle

>>213941493
arse is a disgusting word and I shan't use it

>>213941487
it's even more bizarre that you are still seething about this. have sex retard

>>213941465
Doesn't it get boring though

Your looks will eventually fade no matter what you do. What's your plan for that eventuality?

>>213941440
I think it's a biomechanics thing for me, specifically related to any sort of running / walking movement. I walk like a sperg as well, bouncing and flouncing up and down. There's just something not right with how I move.

on the stationary bike I don't have to deal with any of that, I just sit there and pedal hard for 30, 45 minutes working up a great sweat.

>>213941509
how you do that then?

rorke acting like he has a say in society's plights when he was just sat in in smeggy bedroom during covid like always

anyone seen my pure red heifer, had it just a minute ago?

>>213941519
mate you’ve been done. it happens to the best of us from time to time. calm down. maybe reddits more your speed.

>>213941557
yawn

>>213940806
New

>>213941550
that’s what everyone did since it became literally illegal to do otherwise

Heathermong always tells you to go to Reddit when it's clear he spends 24/7 there looking for boring shit to repost here

>>213941557
you are nowhere near as intelligent as you think you are

>>213941530
If that's how it is for you, then that's how it is. Never liked bikes myself as part of the appeal of running is exercising the entire body in one go.

>>213941315
contemporary swear words. dont you DARE say faggot either

do you realise
do you realise
let me tell you
if the health deparment
of greene county
sees them videos
that you put on them internet
they could condemn our house
and we would have to move outta it

>>213941550
Rorke humiliated for the millionth time by the wit and triumphant charm of societies crem de la crem

think i'd rather just stay in my evil incel lair

>>213941607
….yeas

>>213941258
getting upset at heckin racial slurs is for brown people mate. rise above

Elton John is guilty of buggery.

>>213941545
Just be good looking and charismatic mate

make the new

real new
>>213938353
>>213938353
>>213938353

got the wankslop on

>>213941650
>>213941650
>>213941650

>>213941507
then stop telling men that being a freakishly vain effeminate assexual retard will help get them girls you absolute mongoloid

aha he linked the old what a witty young wag he is

>>213940757
BBC in all three holes etc