>seething over the English, who were in an active war against Joan and France, for not kneeling before her and swearing allegiance to her perfect bobcut
Yeah she was cool, perfect marriage material and inspirational even for my cold English heart but you have to stop being so emotionally charged about it. How about blaming the French King for not keeping her safe or making an effort to free her? Both Joan and Napoleon are respected very highly in Britain (traditionally, I do not care about LindyBeige), stop fighting wars that ended hundreds of years ago.