Give it to me straight scientists; what is the actual data that it's a comet at this point? None of the new discoveries, along with Borisov, point towards a natural comet.

I don't want to believe, so please someone give a rational explanation of what this thing actually is.

So if moving from an american flyover state with similar traits, just worse food and women and healthcare access and late stage-capitalism, it's a sidegrade, not a paradise.