>>937929410
Become a log priest in Sixx easy steps! You will need:
>a piece of shit (doesn't matter who its from, you can use your own if you want)
>a black veil brides album
>sixx brown candles
>some heroin
>a computer and internet access
1. Shit yourself just a little and scoot your ass on the floor like a dog until you draw an upside-down pentagram with your skidmarks on the floor
2. Place a candle at each point of the skid mark pentagram and light them.
3. Stick the remaining sixxth candle up your ass a bit
4. place the turd on the BVB album
5. Snort the heroin
6. listen to every single video animaterr man ever made

You are now a log priest.

>>937926738
SLIDDING

You can't run away forever
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head SHART
You want to shut out the night
You want to shut down the sun
You want to shut away the pieces of a broken FART


Think of how we'd lay down together
We'd be listening to the radio so loud and so strong
Every STEAMING NUGGET coming like a gift of the gods
Andy must have blessed us when he gave us those songs

I TREASURE YOUR LOG
I DON'T EVER WANT TO LOSE IT
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THE FIRES OF SMELL AND I KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE SEPSIS TO PROVE IT