>>12473739
pic related is what really happened

Before any rumors start painting me out to be the bad guy.
You all should know what really happened.
Pic related is an account of the events that took place last night.
All of it is true, nothing has been censored.
Let the noble and wise present here today judge for themselves.
Unfortunately, I have a feeling this isn't the last we've seen
of Yuji Sakai, the crapper clapper shit-grey of Turdaria.

Rest assured, when that fece demon returns
I'll be here. Ready to fight.
Computer, end transmission *beep*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger