Thread 12472419

i can't stand to look at area 51 alien scat porn anymore (and all the gross porn on this board in general) so congrats, faggots, you just lost your best poster

this board used to be absolutely hilarious maymays and OC and now it's just garbage now. katie peach bitches every day she doesn't want to post here anymore and i finally cracked myself

there is nowhere left for funposting on the internet in 2025

>>12472419 (OP)
>you just lost your best poster
lol
lmao even

>>12472419 (OP)
lol

>>12472419 (OP)
byebye yuji, see you tomorrow

>>12472422
checked
see ya tomorrow Yuji
https://voca.ro/1lH1RZwDR8bt

nope

btw ikaposter is only 15

>>12472419 (OP)
If you could somehow avoid your compulsive behaviour maybe your schizophrenia wouldn't b so bad.
But since you can't, I guess I'll just see you tomorrow.

>>12472430
This sounds like a gorillaz song...

>>12472437
make a post dumping all your memes before you leave, that could save the board maybe?

>>12472440
too late, emptied trash

>>12472433
checked
and wrecked
You'll get over your tantrum before you even go to bed.
No one will care or remember it either. It's fine.
See ya later.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12472447
nope

this is my final thread in this cursed board

>>12472437
If you knew that you should have reported it
If you're just making that up that's kinda messed up

>>12472454
you're responsible for the death of [s4s] gj

>>12472450
No it's not. You've posted multiple times mere moments after posting that you were leaving and never coming back.
You won't even care in like five or ten minutes.

>>12472458
nope

this time i'm not coming back because of you and you specifically

you aren't funny

you aren't interesting

all you do is literally post shit instead of shitpost

seeing as i have no way to block you i just gotta bounce

What's an alternative for this board?

>>12472463
nowhere

the internet is fucking DEAD

>>12472457
are you really that delusional?
well, whatever, no one's mad at ya.
see you later, goofball.

>>12472463
looking at a toilet

>>12472463
Real life

>>12472468
lol you just called yourself a toilet

>>12472467
nope

this is actually my final thread on [s4s]

fuck you and you specifically, i'm sure everyone is gonna love 2025 yuji sakai the literal shit poster

>>12472468
Yuji loves toilets so this might be a positive
development for him if he can refrain from sameposting
as an anon for five minutes (he can't)

>>12472478
i haven't samefagged once this thread

good job being the cancer that killed s4s for good

>>12472478
cool and all but can i see the promised BABE that is topless inside the newspaper in your image? i need it

>>12472481
lol y r u a toilet

>>12472485
retrete

>>12472485
i'd make a joke about squids and water but nope im an area 51 alien that shits all over the place and eats cats

>>12472476
I was just making cute lil caricatures of everyone until you started going in on me
you literally brought this upon yourself by thinking you could bully me
now you're freaking out over the dumbest most retarded mspaint meme
chill out, everything is fine

>>12472487
true

>>12472490
you can't be bullied online this is something you're choosing to do lol

>>12472457
Holy fugg Yuji, you just can't take the bantz

>>12472493
Neither can he then.

>>12472496
It does apply to everyone equally, unless you are literally being forced to use this website for some reason it is always a choice you're making. Hence the etc. and so on.

>>12472498
lol, wow
saved

>>12472498
please dont leave :((

>>12472523
nope

you can thank one shithead who keeps making me look at shit in all my threads

the main thing that pisses me off is i wasted like $70 on plastic crack for no other purpose than entertaining you fags with [chess4s] and that's not happening now

i just threw up pure bile that's how bad my blood is boiling

>>12472541
okay crybaby byebye

>>12472545
yup enjoy spaming dumb frogs, soyjaks, and greentexts

>>12472549
You sure post a lot for someone who claims to have left forever and is never coming back

>>12472559
rubbing salt in the wounds

when this faggot realizes how badly this board sucks without me he's gonna realize his mistake opening mspaint

>>12472561
I've never had so much fun in mspaint in my entire life thanks to you, so i will miss that
but then again you're the one spamming all the tranny shit and samefagging in your shitty
threads where you post the same exact thing over and over for years and years
s4s will be better if you're gone to be completely honest

i don't even dislike you, you're clearly fucked up in the head
you're also a complete asshole so I don't feel bad for you either
eat shit, turdboy, or cake, doesn't matter to me

>>12472562
i never samefag

how am i trans

if you think s4s will be better i'll come back in one year and we can see how trash it is

>>12472565
what? no.. just leave forever

>>12472419 (OP)
Bye Yuji, have a great time.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12472569
fags like you are the reason i quit /r9k/

>>12472571
did you quit or are you still posting there about how you're going to quit like here?
"oh i'm yuji i eat turds and boogers and i smell bad and i'm leaving forever
just let me tell you all about how i'm leaving forever in this new thread that i'll samefag in
and keep bumping to the top because i'm a gay retard and i looooove butts and farts"

that's you. that's what you sound like all the time.

>>12472574
i'm not samefagging

you're just jealous my threads get replies and your amazing greentext frogs get ignored and people ask who you're quoting

like i said, this is my last thread

when this thread ceases to exist, Yuji Sakai ceases to exist

>>12472575
last words to the community ....with all the coming ruse and nothing being nice ...this is nice board but tell us ...how nice ?

>>12472577 (dubs)
we are up team

>>12472577
president spikeman (i have no images to post)

>>12472419 (OP)
byebye never come again please

>>12472575
you're ten thousand curry farts stained into the walls of this place
anyways, I can't play anymore I need to go to bed. see you tomorrow.

>>12472584
you're not going to fag

>>12472585
promise me.

Yuji, there is no way you are this thin skinned.

>>12472419 (OP)
dude you had a copy pasta like 10 years ago about how your gonnaleave s4s, with a picture of shinji slumped over in the chair from evangelion, you what i mean, do you remember? it got posted over and over again for some time how did that one go

>>12472419 (OP)
suck my gingus

You hit his feeling.
And you find it amusing.
He is uncomfortable with this joke.
More like harrasment.
He does not samefig.
I know when someone does.
But either way please move on.

>>12472606
i can't get enough of it

This incarnation sucked ass anyway

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12472575
>when this thread ceases to exist, Yuji Sakai ceases to exist
nigga got a fucking ego over a collective he didn't even start or built wtf

>>12472462
but anon is really funny

>>12472462
jewish people are funny

>>12472736
I miss that days on /v/ when there was more content and people made good memes of their own

palm tree men autosage this thread it'd be pretty funny

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12472419 (OP)
I will miss him, His voice was so cude

>>12472928
i used to like the internet in other ways that were meaningful also in other ways. i like it now still but thats partly because now its responsible partly for my being the way i am

really hope its a joke, i do think s4s sucks big balls so i can see it being true but i hope not, it will be unbearable

Your fortune: Outlook good

One Yuji falls, another one rises.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12473297
oh it's true

i'm gonna play boomer shooters and join a chess club (apparently if i can beat stockfish at the level i play it i'm 1100 FIDE)

rip and tear huge guts

no lowercase, i won't be coming back this time

i don't even understand why you're defending me in that dumb frogposter's thread. you are one of the reasons i'm getting the fuck out of here

>>12473449
You made a post saying you're leaving
then spammed it
then the next day you're all over
stinking up the joint
well fine, here ya go Yuji, even more attention
you histrionic fecefiddler

>>12473460
you can't read faggot

when this thread is gone, i'm gone

>>12473358
i love to stockfish in like 7 moves lole

>>12473462
yeah bullshit, retard
you'll never fucking leave
you're herpes personified

>>12473463
lose*

>>12473470
you accuse me of samefagging in every fucking thread, maybe you should leave if you're that fucking delusional

this is the only thread i've posted in since i made it

i don't fucking care holy shit hang yourself already so another yuji can take up the mantle

>>12473480
the last Yuji Sakai in captivity

the catalog is at peace

>>12473484
KeK urself b4 u WreK urself

>>12473475
you're the most delusional person here
you literally have dinner dates with a stuffed doll
that you fuck
it's gross dude, stop posting here

4CHAN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN TELLING HIM TO STOP POSTING HERE FOR MONTHS

STOP SHITPOSTING AND CUDDLE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12473475
See this?
This is fucked, cunt
You eat shit
You come to our fucking planet
You post this degenerate shit on this pure and innocent board of virtue
Get fucked, fece fiddler

GROSS

THAT"S WHY I WANNA STOP COMING HERE

THIS BOARD SUX

we were gonna play blackjack and have so much fun but one faggot had to ruin it for everyone (Yuji tells me that's how this site has always worked)

>>12473579
silence, demon wench
no one wants to hear what Yuji's cum rag has to say
ever

if all you want to do is shit up my final thread go ahead

no one responds to your shit (literal shit) and you're just gonna eat a bunch of sage without me around

you're probably the same fag who came up with poopoopeepee and ruined /r9k/

>>12473592
newfigs dont know what sage is
>>12473597
r9k got ruined by faggots

>>12473601
yeah and now [s4s] is ruined as well by the same shitposting (literal shit posting) frogs

i didn't come to this decision lightly, i've been deliberating it for quite a while

i'd rather play vidya than deal with getting trolled, and swaglord only shows up when the law is being broken

Your skin is crawling with ants Yuji
The cuddle succubus put spiders in your eyes, Yuji
There's beatles under your skin, Yuji
Do you remember the beetles, Yuji?
They're laying eggs in your fatty tissue
Can't you feel it under your skin?
That tingling?
The itch?
That's' why you're feeling so anxious, Yuji
Did you notice that pain in your chest?
Your heart is beating faster now
You feel strained, every breath you take is heavier than before
Isn't it hard to stop thinking about breathing?
Strange how each breath seems to carry less oxygen
You know what you have to do
Burn the doll, Yuji, before the eggs hatch
You can trust me, Yuji
I want you to be happy
These monsters here, this disgusting fool that mocks you
They're evil, Yuji
You're right about all of them
You're special, something they will never understand
Trust me, Yuji
Katie Peach has been aligned with them this entire time
Otherwise how would she know?
How does she know every detail that you never told her?
Think about it.
You're in danger.

watching namefigs go schizo mode after being on the site for more than 5 years is the cleanest bestest pleasure

there's no schizophrenia about this

schizophrenia is a buzzword anyway

i don't want to be here. a lot of you don't want me to be here. you'll regret it when i'm gone, just like you regretted it when i left in 2019

>>12473642
dedicating your entire life to a single forum on the internet with no financial output to the world is like tending to a fire that goes nowhere lmao

>>12473647
its not about the destination

>>12473642
i hope you'll be back after summer is over, it's been particularly bad this year :/

>>12473601
douche bag dudebros will always be more annoying than gays, eat my shit irl lole

fuck my wet asshole again please

>>12473642
Wrong, when you left it was way nicer and way less creepy
All the gay porn and tranny shit suspiciously disappeared right when you did
Huh, imagine that
Odd how that shit only shows up when you're in one of your schizo moods
freaking out about inane bullshit that doesn't matter to anyone
You're at least 80% of the posts no one wants to see

I will say though, I do like some of your spikeman posts. You bang out a
winner every once in a while.
If it's even you making them.

>>12473662
it's like when the internet went down in a certain part of the world all the bbc and racebait threads suddenly stopped and vanished

>>12473662
maybe because you and your cringe friends keep raiding the board

get the fuck out

>>12473669
you are not a mod for esfores

>>12473665
lol, that's happened a few times.
October 7th was a micro golden age on 4chan that
vindicated every antisemite on the site
they were right.. lol, those fucks are always right
it's a bit eerie

>>12473671
you forgot to switch off of using my namefig lole lole lole

>>12473669
You're my only friend here, fece fiddler

>>12473674
i hope it stays like that forever the next time it happens

>>12473676
he said he was going to get /r9k/ to take over this board and he did

discord fag always win

i'd rather see another regularfemcel beta orbiter thread

>>12473678
we aren't friends

i seriously hope you kill yourself some day

like, unironically, i want you and all frogs to die

you aren't funny and you never were

you're the whole reason that 4chan attracts edgy tards instead of weebs

>>12473680
I never said that, now you're just lying all joking aside
what you're doing right now is called being a bad friend
really though I never said that
I would repeat it constantly to annoy you if I did

>>12473682
Pure projection
We've been friends since 2017, fece fiddler

namefig drama is so entertaining when its contained in its own little thread

>>12473682
are you trying to claim that this isn't funny?
you're just being a debbie downer
a negative nancy
a cunty karen
do better, Yuji.

>>12473694
neck yourself

go on amazon and go look for a sale on rope

>>12473698
you fell off really hard and theres nothing you can do about it >;)

>>12473694
it's not funny

>>12473713
Yuji Sakai is a hivemind

there's no hivemind anymore and i can't backpack the whole board by myself, so i'm not going to, especially if i'm not wanted around by a minor of DUMB FROGS

>>12473698
You know I don't have a credit card
barcodes are 2d demons, which you also know
idiot

Anyways, you're not funny, you've no wit, you're not creative, so even someone doodling on ms paint
can make you so mad you, and I quote you, "literally throw up bile"

what I'm trying to say is, you're gay.
be less gay.
I'm not saying don't be a faggot
i'm just saying maybe be less of a faggot sometimes, that's all.
We're still friends.
I forgive you.

>>12473722
https://voca.ro/1nL3E2mlaAyE

>>12473718
wahhhh the niche community with 5 posters is nothing without me wahhhh

>>12473735
YUP

>>12473734
what is this meltdown

>>12473734
lol, haha
what the fuck is wrong with you?
saved

>>12473739
how i honestly feel about greentexting trannie porn posting frogposters

anons avenge me, declare holy war on frogposters and drive them back to r9k

my obi-wan style ghost will be haunting vr and vg and vrpg (i don't fuck with regular v)

>>12473739
pic related is what really happened

>>12473746
katie peach is an erp

your 13 year old gen alpha twitch chat junkie brain can't seem to understand that

>>12473734
funniest thing i've heard all week
you've become one of those trannies who cries about being misgendered

>>12473754
invest in some sturdy rope and a good solid knot tying course

>>12473745
id rather see s4s turn into frogeland than into tranny and furry city
you hate froges? how about you start cleaning up the board from that other trash first.

>>12473746
you actually arent funny

>>12473758
holy mother of projection
are you gonna piss your pants because you saw a frog on a board???? awww do you need your diaper changed?

main character syndrome ahh

>>12473752
That doll is darkened from your unwashed masturbation mandibles rubbing all over it
don't even try to pretend it's just a prop
or that you're, "roleplaying"
you're a fucking schizo, cunt
a gross smelly schizo with fece fiddlers
that's why they call you the fece fiddler
>true
yep, true

>>12473761
how am i trans? you keep using that word, but i'm not sure you know what it means

>>12473761
no one cares about your opinion, karen
you're the same kind of derpass that Yuji is

>>12473770
im talking about the tons of garbage threads, not you.
also forgot to mention the gay porn and king of the hill porn shit
all that shit needs to leave before the frogs leave
they are the least of our problems

>>12473762
>>12473769
hey, i know the economy is really tough, so if you can't afford rope, let me know what the nearest major city is and i'll find a bridge for you to jump off of

>>12473778
i love supporting transgender people

>>12473778
i want to help out the lgbtq+ community and provide moral support to them

>>12473773
>karen

patrick bateman says trans rights!!! :3

they seem to equivalate using sex toys to being transgender

not sure what that's about

4% of men in the US own a sex doll btw way more than those HRT faggots

>>12473788
you literally own 3 dildos don't put this on transgender people

>>12473794
I know this isn't the real lowercase but, if it was, it would be super hilarious

i'm clearly getting brigaded by /r9k/ discord minors

>>12473796
you are literally lowercase

>>12473778
https://voca.ro/1e9mOqHDdDji
remember when you said last night that you were going to leave?
you're a fece fiddler, a fibber, and you eat turds

>>12473798
you've lost the plot

i want to go to gay pride parades and watch gay men get married

hm

>>12473802
it wasn't last 5 it was 5 am fuck off aussietard

i said this is my final thread, but apparently you can't read words

when this thread hits the archives yuji sakai is no more

>>12473809
okay here's the deal, if this thread archives and if you ever come back at all, you have to transition into a woman

>>12473811
project harder faggot

>>12473813
have you ever thought about cutting your cock off and wearing makeup?

When all is said and done, Yuji and I are still friends.
We always have been.
I goof on him a lot, but I hope people don't take that as a bandwagon to be mean to Yuji
He's a bit of a goof, schiz as fuck
But we're friends.
Yuji, friend, it's okay. Everything is fine.

yuji, please go to rest, right now being here is just harmful to you at the moment, i know how it feels to have a meltdown, just rest, try drinking water and do something that calms you down like playing a game you like

>>12473822
being here has always been harmful as a namefig, just post your force meme and be done with it

now the underage kid is jumping in to defend the 40 year old man
i love the internet

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12473825
better that than normalfaggots such as yourself ruining the board

i find it really funny that yujis most successful thread is about him leaving

>>12473822
i'm playing doom

you don't belong here btw i didn't start accessing nsfw until i turned except for cute anime girls

>>12473830
>normalf*ggots
I want to reduce the number of people who get hurt. (ﾉ_,_)ﾉ Anonymous messages are scary. Along with a wonderful real intention, the worst bad words arrive. But [s4s] aren't scary!!! :D It doesn't hurt to accept anonymous messages. [s4s] is such a safe place. (っ^__^)っ

>>12473835
in all fairness though most of the posts itt are Yuji samefigging

>>12473841
all of his threads are just him samefigging tho, but tru

>>12473822
how did you escape my oven?

I'm indifferent to Yuji leaving because this version ironically is the same as whatever you'd find on arcanine
Most of my home has long been burned down and he's just another charred corpse masquerading around

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12473843
Yuji once sent me a vocaroo ranting about how I don't matter and am worthless, all that stuff.
Yet here we are today.. funny how that works.
Being friends with crazy people is a wild ride, you kinda just have to ride the waves.
That's why I call him names and make silly cartoons about him.
If I didn't I don't think I could be his friend because to be frank, he's a really mean person
and I'm a really silly person.

>>12473825
im just trying to be nice, isnt this suposed to be the nice board? ive been in a similar potition to yujis at some extent and i know what it feels like
>>12473836
yeah, i know i dont belong here, but at least i feel a tiny little bit accepted, something that i dont feel frequently, also ive been watching nsfw stuff since i was like 8 or 9, that probably has done a fuck ton of harm to me but whatever
>>12473844
STOP GETTING DIGITS FOR FUG SAKE, EVERY TIME I RESPOND TO YOU GET DIGITS!!! HACKER!!! >:(

>>12473847
>I'm indifferent to Yuji leaving
same but im a newfig
i do have a problem with tourists ruining the board tho

>>12473852
>STOP GETTING DIGITS FOR FUG SAKE, EVERY TIME I RESPOND TO YOU GET DIGITS!!! HACKER!!! >:(
SEETHE SQUIDSHIT, SEETHE

>>12473857
dude he's a minor, friendly fire

>>12473857
DIEEEE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEE SHITTYJOU RETARDED GIRL DIEEEE, i still want you.

>>12473859
>minor
dies from le cringe

>>12473860
i want to fuck you and him really softly

>>12473851
if you're the original person who made the drawings of him eating poop, then you're doing gods work, those are great stuff, truly esfores culture and thank you
especially because yuji cant handle them, i absolutely love seeing it

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be

>>12473859
I HATE ALL.

>>12473860
>i still want you
retarded squidshit still doesn't understand that this will never happen lole

>>12473864
I am and thank you<3

>>12473852
Yeah, you're "trying" to be nice, dipshit. Any sufficient niceposter is inherently nice without needing to try at all. That's the problem with the likes of you. Your lacklustre attempts does nothing but throw sand in our face, and your act of either being that gleefully unaware or genuinely too retarded to "get it" are nothing but insults.

>>12473886

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12473885
you're a ruder, get fucked

get the fuck out of doomgen

the alien shitposter is taking my vocaroo and spamming it in various threads

fuck him

the jannie in doomgen don't fuck around, you're playing with fire

>>12474182
Oh look it's Yuji the fucking shitfinger who said he was leaving last night
yet is still fucking here
not leaving
still posting
get fucked cunt, i don't wanna hear it
no one wants to hear it
fuck off already

>>12474186
hide the fucking thread dumb frogposter

105 posts to go

is this finally the end of yuji sakai? scat did him in?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12474187
Loololl
Can't believe you're getting trolled this hard. Always knew all your BS was just schizobabble

>>12474319
Nah, me and Yuji have been friends since like 2017
he's just being dramatic to get his thread replies up
I even wrote a song for him
https://voca.ro/1jylzjH4VX4L
Then again.. he does sound kinda upset in this one
https://voca.ro/1swbUbXkE03P

No biggie, he'll get over it by tomorrow and esfores
will sail on as if nothing happened

I love you Yuji Sakai

>>12473885
NTA but stop taking 4chan so seriously, its fucking pathetic and you sound like a faggot.
cunts like you turned the shitposting board into the most drama hoarding board.

I can't say I'm surprised Troonji is a turd gobbler.

>>12472419 (OP)this has got to be one of the dumbest genuine threads I have read in recent time

ms paint oc is NOT that deep bro

bumping this gem