Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:11:47 PM
No.536073560
>the episode where spamtons [Big Mama Mia] shows up
>"SPAMTON GEWIS SPAMTON!!! YOU LOUSY, [100% off] NINCOMPOOP OF A SON! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE A [Big Shot]?! YEARS HAVE I [ground my teeth] FOR YOU TO STOP BEING A LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING! YOUR POOR MOTHER IS A LAUGHING STOCK AT THE WOMENS [insane asylum]!!!"
>somehow worse than spamton
>definitely new yorker, definitely american jewish
>smacks him around with her handbag
>spamton is terrified of her
>episode revolves around spamton coming up with a kooky scheme to grab kris' soul, like big mama mia spamton is sick and only the light from the soul can cure her
>throughout the episode, spamton hides from big mama mia spamton in trash cans etc, and commands his underlings zap the zapper and sniffle the virovirokun to keep her distracted
>eventually spamton begs the lightners to do something about her, either get captured to make him look good or make her leave! he'll do [anything]!
>susie calls the cyber city home for really bizarre mothers and at the end, two ambyu-lances with big catching nets haul her away because she escaped
>spamton is a man of his word, so he has to be the personal butler of the lightners, zap and sniffle for a week
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:19 AM
No.536023446
Why is Mama Spamton not mentioned anywhere else?
