Thread 536058540

U+1F3B7 edition

Previous U+1F3B7: >>536009217

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Kris.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font

-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

sex with goats

>>536058668
(Saxophone]

Pippins cute (and erotic)

>>536058473
>Only chara
Charaanon you need to expand you horizons
G'night

Oh you love dice so much? Prove your love, walk on D4s without screaming in agony.

>>536057781
Image!

>>536058647
I need him to pop my boivaries

Tenna LOVE!

>>536058901
Your prostate isn't supposed to explode, Anon...

>>536059001
>his prostate never explodes
skill issue

What would she turn into in the Dark World?

I am addicted to TV slop...

>>536059114
You know what's in that stuff, right?

>>536058897
Would green ever forgive Fujo if she lost him his MIKE job?

>>536058668
Here, use the newer version. I didn't like the way FRIEND's mouth turned out tbqh.
Also apparently the hand on the bottom right belongs to the first kid and not the second one...

>>536059207
MIIIIIIKE

>>536059294
Copy that, I now possess version 2.

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

>>536059442
You're the best, nonny.

>>536059364
>>536059462
>Hey, folks! What's goi-

>>536059207
> ..Eww

>>536059085
Some kind of robot dinosaur, maybe?

I have been hit with a sudden rush of anxiety and foggy-headedness, like something’s off. I haven’t felt like this since before I started taking SSRIs so I dunno why it seems like they’ve stopped working

>>536059772
you might have gotten used to them. ask your doc.

>>536059856
NTA but is there a way for the docs to test if your body has built up a tolerance to a certain drug, or is it all based on feedback from the patient?

>>536057850
oh thanks anon
now the ch 3 post wont be so naked when that’s done

>>536060012
its based on feedback. tolerance is normal.

Why am I like this?

>>536060068
There is built in functionality to do this with rentry, at the bottom of the page is [EXPORT] and you can make a .png of your story. That way, if you want to lead the chapter 3 post with an image of your story as well as the rentry link you can do that. Doesn't always work though, tried doing it earlier and was getting a 503 error.

The anorexic asriel art is disgusting, im outta here

>>536059686
HUMANS...

Im am enjoying gote butt

>>536060520
I will see you later. ;)
Have a wonderful day!

>>536060296
See how nobody calls you out for this Temmie?

>>536060503
so that’s what that does
I already saved the export someone made from the last thread
So I’ll try to remember haha

>>536060617
thank you for posting with me!
have a good day you too! :D

Lying next to Asgore in bed and tracing an "I love you" message straight from the heart on his front torso with my finger while we talk about what we want to do on our date that weekend. Taking a mini-trip to this cool apple orchard place that lets you pick your own apples into a large bag for purchase or just eat straight off the tree and holding Asgore's hand while we walk between rows occasionally stopping to grab one for him to break in half so we can share. Preparing to watch Rear Window with Asgore during a thunderstorm when suddenly the entire house is enveloped in darkness as the power goes out, so we decide to take turns reading chapters of a book out loud together under candlelight with some tea (actually think this was a more satisfactory turn of events)

>>536060651
No problem mate, glad to spread information

>>536060737
>pink and yellow
AAAAAAA I'M HOING INSANE

I think asriel should rape temmie chang

>>536061071
>chang
nah, just regular Temmie

>>536061132
I will make rape art of her until she posts more pics of her god damn feet.

This is canonically what the Forgotten Man's eggs look like. The Forgotten Man's name? Shinichi Shimomura.

Spamton is my best friend.

>>536061172
Tem post feet for colleg

>>536061247
Hi Kris.

>>536061247
hug him

>>536059772
>scammed into taking SSRIs
Why are Deltarune fans so gullible?

>>536061186
I am Nagoless

>>536061256
what makes me even madder is she USED to wear sandals that showed her feet off but now she never wears them.

desu if i had GOH Asriel's body all my problems in life would disappear

>>536060737
I always picture these with Maddie as the PoV

TEM GET FUCKING RAPED FOR COLLEG!

>>536061921
Yah but what if you died and became a Flowey as the drawback of such a body? You lose your ability to feel love and compassion.

>>536061468
NTA but what are you supposed to do when you are psychologically handicapped and cannot function and have been this way your entire life. Deep breathing and long walks aren’t going to fix that

>>536024986
>>536046291
Looks like this one is going to get a follow up tomorrow. Female anon moves to hometown and is just isn't a fan of monsters.

I love my anti-AI filter

>>536062616
Please teach me your ways

>>536062136
Find a good Adlerian psychologist and work on fixing your brain chemistry through proper diet and exercise, any neurologist who isn't a pill pushing quack could tell you how. And lengthen those damn telomeres.

>>536062775
Fraid not.
Then they'd know what to change since they're a shitter at heart

>>536062136
Get a small fan that whispers secrets to you

What the fuck is wrong with your people? /v/ was right, you're all mentally ill redditors.

>>536062851
Shut the fuck up with your proper diet and exercise crap you god damn jackass. Your advice is shit and worthless and you should literally kill yourself. Go back to pol and complain more about meds and seed oils you fucking jehovas witness fat autistic nigger.

>>536062616
I love my boy named Filter.

>>536063087
I drink my posts unfiltered

>>536062523
SOULsie is the real endgame

>>536063008
Kris knows (you) need a leash, he knows what (You) are like.

>>536063150
>Kris, I need to fly into the sun

>>536062996
Why do people like you come in during dead weird hours and go "Oh muh gah you niggas are gay and weird". That's like going into a restaurant while it's prepping to close and complaining they're too lazy to make your food when they're cleaning up and getting ready to leave.

Cocansei

>>536063234
What a retarded nonsensical food analogy. You're just proving my point even further, you freak. Seek help.

I definitely did not make a very silly typo the first time.

>>536063087
I smooch da ralsei

>>536062851
My issues are genetic. They run in the family. Tried therapy, didn’t work.

>>536063495
kissu

>>536063460
>I definitely did not make a very silly typo the first time.
What you do?

>>536063774
I not do shit!
Me speak English good!

>>536063852
>cavefagging

>>536063852
I get to break out this old chestnut:
https://vocaroo.com/1mGJ2G9jqRfx

So what the fuck was this about? What was the point?

>>536063236
Piles of Asriel's coke...

>>536063878
What can I say, I love my Scaly wife.
>>536064002
Dangerously based.

>>536064002
YES
I fucking knew what it was before I even had to open the link. Now I get to bust out this

>>536064220
Wait no that was the wrong image. This is what I wanted to post.

>>536062851
Shut the fuck up with your proper diet and exercise crap you god damn jackass. Your advice is shit and worthless and you should literally kill yourself. Go back to pol and complain more about meds and seed oils you fucking jehovas witness fat autistic nigger. Im not even joking when I say this but I honestly want to beat the god damn shit out of you for giving this worthless and terrible advice. Most of the stuff I say on here is bait but I honestly mean it. Go fucking shoot yourself cunt. People like you are whats wrong with society.

>>536064275
I got a 3 day for this image when chapter 2 came out

>>536064345
>Go back to pol
*/pol/

>>536064379
Jannies just don't know how to have fun

>>536063516
Okay, do you know if anyone in your family has had genetic testing done, or are you going off of family history and patterns you've seen? Sometimes genes do play a role, but they usually interact with lifestyle and environment, so it's not like you're locked in without any hope. Lifestyle and environment, even your mental habits, can switch genes on or off, that's epigenetics. Has any doctor talked to you about gene testing, like pharmacogenomic panels? Has anyone ever talked to you about non-medication approaches that actually change brain chemistry?

>>536064379
jannies are faggots

>>536064345
What does health have to do with politics

>>536064782
It's the AI poster, just ignore them.

>>536064220
>>536064275
Damn I never saw these before. Musta been when while I was away.

>>536064520
It’s a history of personality traits and behavior. I mentioned that I’ve been like this since I was a child, and I mean it. My earliest memory of obsessive anxiety predates elementary school. I have discussed methods for handling issues with therapists and done ERP, but at the end of the day I can’t outrun my shitty brain.

>>536064975
There were all posted in late 2021 and once in 2022. It hasn't been posted since according to not arch. Until now that is of course.

>>536065047
>There
"They"

>>536065047
Damn. Yeah I was away then. I had lurked /sus/ for a short time around then before drifting off again.
Glad I posted that and got to see some Caveman Anon drawings. Good shit.

>>536065024
Damn, I can't believe erotic roleplay didn't help

>>536065143
I knew there was another meaning of that acronym I was forgetting

>>536065024
Well the fact that you tried ERP shows you're not messing around so that's good. Did anything at all help, even temporarily? And has anyone checked medical factors outside therapy, like sleep disorders, gut health, nutrient levels, or pharmacogenomic testing?

What's for lunch, /utg/?

>>536065347
spoonful's of peanut butter.

>>536065347
A cheesecake
but not a big one, it's like
a cupcheesecake

>>536065386
Hey I do that too. Always keep a jar of creamy Skippy in the cupboard.

>>536064782
cus those dumbasses think all meds are a conspiracy to ruin white people by the jooz

>>536065461
Crunchy for me. Just want a lil somethin extra in there you know?

oh I see.
they cant get around anon's AI filter so they resorted to chatGPT shitposting.
that makes it even easier to filter if you have 4chanx
imagine not having 4chanx
couldn't be me

>>536065461
>creamy
I use that for sandwiches and the like
on its own I'll take crunchy

If I had Tenna to cuddle with every night I would have a healthy sleep schedule, sigh

>>536065312
I’m bodily healthy, yes. Meds were a last resort after trying to figure out for a long time why I was so miserable

>>536065725
I hope Tenne rapes you

>>536065738
Socioeconomic factors.

>>536065503
It is kind of interesting that none of the richest or healthiest people in the world take medication though isn't it?

>>536065757
Who is Tenne?

>>536065867
Tennie, from Tennie village, friend of Mike.

>>536065738
Could be an aesthetic problem. Do you live somewhere ugly without a sense of belonging?

>>536065867
Tenna’s brother who’s obsessed with Italian food

>>536065786
>>536065968
No, I’ve mentioned twice now that I’ve been like this since early childhood. Regardless I actually really like where I live.

>>536065024
>>536065738
You're avoiding the questions.

>>536065968
You think Anon couldn't have figured out if they were living in a shithole on their own?

>>536066074
I think for impromptu /utg/ psychoanalysis I’m being pretty open

>>536066091
I don't know, I don't know who they are

>>536066072
I was making a joke about how you suck ass genetically (like I do because I'm a clone of a depressed demented dentist)

>>536066231
Sans?

>>536066231
Ohh haha yes

>>536065973
He would've loved Spamton

>>536066331
Oh, he did, briefly. Twice, actually.

Femanons post your feet or I will hold him hostage and you will not get the next chapter!

>>536066463
He ate the puppetscarf

>>536065347
The charred remains of a freshly banned AIfag

>>536066297
Wingus Dingus Gaster was a dentist confirmed

NO DONT STICK YOUR HEAD IN IT!

>>536065757
... Said Rouxls to Kris

I want yp spank viro butt and watch it jiggle like a perpetual motion machine

Kingfag would've loved Jackenstein... Sigh...

>>536067108
Thiseth but insteade replaceth the "Tenne" withe "Noelle"

>>536067003
He’s a ban evader

>kingy wingy
>wing ding
oh my deer fuck

Fave forces Temmiebrown to take her brain numbing goypills

>>536067267
Don't touch the Dingy Wingy

>>536065347
gote penor
mlem nom omn

>>536065347
Mozzarella, ham and sourdough bread toastie with 500ml of vanilla-flavoured iced coffee to wash it down.
We're chilling. :3

>>536067381
Ch-Chara!?

>>536067308
>her

>>536067394
Friendfeild heeheehee

>>536067431
YOU'RE FEMALE NOW!
THAT'S MY ATTACK!

>>536067481
>*Alphys get off the winger dinger machine
>*You are ruining my Deltarune

Why is there so much faggotry in the thread? I'm just here for does.

Dingaling Gaster

Wine Dine Gaster

>>536065347
coffee

>>536067731
You gotta speak in hands to use that to gasterbait.

>>536067381
Delish

I LOVE TENNA!!!!!!!! I LOVE TV!!!!!

still playing catz
one of my female pets got my other female pet pregnant

what the fuck

>>536068140
I LUV TEEVEEEEEEE

>>536067650
Here you go buddy, I'm more of a lizard/void guy myself, but I'd be lying if I said I haven't grown fonder of this dork with the latest chapters.
I still don't want Suselle to happen, honestly. But I also want to protect that smile.

>>536068178
>one of my female pets got my other female pet pregnant
That is actually what turned Noelle gay in the first place. She think's thats how it works.

>>536067459
>There's no art of Garfield FRIEND
I'm surprised honestly. It's such a low-hanging fruit...

>>536068178
g-hirls... pr-etyy

the Jevil plush being surrounded by pumpkins in this promo is actually teasing him becoming active again during the hometown festival

fuck am i looking at here

>>536068929
don't stare for too long

>>536068567
I did this a while ago

>>536068664
CHAOS FESTIVAL CHAOS FESTIVAL CHAOS FESTIVAL!!! Would make sense, if the festival is basically like a county fair with a ferris wheel it has to obviously have a merry-go-round and is fight room background was a merry-go-round png

>>536068981
SNNNNIIIFFFFFFFFUUHHGFFFFFF

>>536069018
It's peak.
Peak.

>>536069149
Preciate it

what if you stared at asriels dick for TOO LONG and then asriel said to you: YOUR STARING TOO LONG and then he sexxes you or something idk

>>536069316
haha
promise?

>>536069018
Saved.

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s paws...

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s sweat...

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s forgotten taxes

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s offtopic posts on monsterchan

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s on-topic posts on humanchan

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s drooly maw...

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s withdrawn weapons license (the rainbow bazooka was not properly maintained)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s suffering in the deltarune universe (he is unhappy being a straight)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s suffering from success (he is so hot he gets overwhelmed with people wanting to make love to him)

Not thinking about Asriel because he's boring lol

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s combo breaking shitposting on monsterchan (sometimes he does a little trolling)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s feminine cAAc (penis)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s kisses on my lips (full homo)

It's the Kiddo Event all over again

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s catchphrase spamming on humanchan (most people hate it, some love it)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s successfull straightness career (it was not very successfull)

good morning i love them

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s song, "his theme", it make me cry everytiem (press f in chat if you agree)

>>536070594
Good morning me too

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s penis being licked and kissed by shota Asriel (selfcest)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s family ties to chara and frisk and kris (they are not blood related but it still counts as incest for some reason)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s nuked E621 account (rest in rip)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s new e621 account (all his favorited posts are gay).

>>536070849
Holy fuck…. Hi susie….

>>536070075
plueth nuke

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s cumsocks (i wish that was me)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s most recent postnumber ending in 007 (asgore showed asriel some boomer movies)

Pondering about Asriel, Son of Asgore and Toriel, Heir to the throne of the Underground, Considering his status amongst the monsters after his death, assuming things about him.
(I use overly protracted diction and prose.)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s aura farming before hopping into bed with me (he is autistic)

Thinking about Asriel Deltarune
Where did he get the money to go to college when he and his family are brokies

>>536071229
he went to a welding school

>>536071192
SHE NOTICED ME…..

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s male stripper job at college (he is in debt)

>>536070681
HOLY [cungadero] those are some big cattis..........

Just looked over at my dads phone and there was a buff furry on his bluesky fyp

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s dad having furry porn on his phone (gay runs in the family)

Sans? Sans! Wake up!
Well, what is it, dude?
A human has fallen from the surface world!
Really? And you got a bone to pick with him?
No time for puns!
C'mon, that was a real rib-tickler! (Ay)
Ugh! Enough!
Alright, here we go again
Welcome to the underground
How was the fall?
If you wanna look around
Give us a call
We don't see humans often
We're happy you just dropped in
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
Hey, Papyrus, mind your manners
Can it Sans, no time for banter!
Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
And you're just lazy and apathetic!
Call me what you want, I got thick skin
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!
We are monsters, the awfullest kind!
To mess with us takes a lot of spine
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster, now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Really sans? (What?)
The last line of the chorus is a pun? (Yep)
You imbecile! That was very clever!
Ha! Thanks, buddy
You're stuck in the underground
Thanks to the fall
Good luck ever getting out
Prepare to brawl
You could show mercy to us
Or turn all of us to dust
Is your heart full of evil?
Or full of love?
I, the great Papyrus
Challenge you to try getting by us!
Test the human with one of your puzzles
Brilliant, Sans! That will leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
Smells like the creepy pasta is ready
Stop it sans! I'm done with the jokin'
Sounds like someone's funny bone's broken
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
You're only still alive because I made a promise
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours

>>536024986
>He didn't.
>In fact, he didn't want any of your food.
>He just kind of sat around, not looking at you, and eating.
>Awkward...
>When everything is done, you sit back down and continue the class. Feeling somewhat down.
>Once class is done, pretty much everybody rushes out.
>Kris just stays behind. Sleeping on his notebook.
>I'm not sure if I should say something... But then, I don't want to leave things like this.
>Screw it, I'm going to make this work.
>I wait until everybody, even the teacher is gone. Then I grab my chair and again plop it down next to him.
>"Heyo, Kris! It's me again."
>He doesn't respond.
>"Uh... Look, I'm worried we might have gotten off on the wrong foot. I was just... very excited to see a fellow human, you know."
>Still nothing.
>"I mean, going to this town has been such a scary and weird experience. You just had this friendly air about you and-"
>"...Why are you acting like this?
>Holy smoke, he actually spoke up.
>"A-Acting? How so, exactly?"
>"...Why are you trying to get close to me?"
>"Yeesh, that makes me sound like some kind of weird stalker. Like I said, I just think us humans should stick together. We don't really have anybody else after all."
>"What about Noelle?"
>"...Eh? The deer girl?"
>Kris nods.
>"Isn't she trying to befriend you...?"
>That's what she's been trying to do? I just assumed she was trying to spread around those fleas of her.
>"I mean... I guess? But, you know, she's..."

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s walls of text (i read it all)

Welcome to the BITCH!erground
How are your MY MONEY, BITCH

>>536061468
dude, the difference when I got on it is like night and day
I wasn’t functioning and now I an

>>536071420
why is your dad on poosky? is he stupid?

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s college job as a pizza delivery boy (he gets groped by the customers all the time)

Thinking about Asriel (Deltarune)'s girlfriend (December Holiday) and how she asked me to rawdog her boyfriend

so [hyperlink blocked] is 100% "choices" or some abbreviation of determination right

>>536071724
I think of the way Asriel rejected her every night.

>>536071683
To look at buff furries apparently

Last night, too, I didn't dream of smooching Kris on the cheek. It's over.

what if spamton just wanted a hug?

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s racist posts towards humans on monsterchan (he pretends to hate humans but secretly has a lot of sex with them)

>>536071420
My dad once mentioned that as a teenager he was attracted to this thing (male)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s secrets not being so secret (everyone knew)

>>536071729
my take was some form of "a happy ending" which seems overly verbose now that I type it out

How would fave react to a testicle torsion? Would he cry like a little bitch or will he let the doctor untwist his balls like a man?

>>536071982
Fascinating

>>536072108
My fave would untwist his balls himself.

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s atheist form

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s music tastes (he prefers girly love songs)

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s travels in the human world in the pacifist ending (he went to all the gaybars in the world)

>>536072108
Alphys's ball untwisting ray backfires and the resulting propeller spin causes liftoff and launches her out the window

If I become a mom someday I could tell my kid I had a crush on Spamton

I stopped visiting this general. Not because of you guys, but because the more I learn about the game, the more I hate the characters. I was just loathing Kris, Susie, Ralsei, and Noelle more and more with each passing day. I still dislike them, to an extent.

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s funny family guy moments youtube video (its bad)

>>536072608
Is there anyone you still like? Because it sounds like you and FRIEND would get along fine.

>>536072608
assburgers im afraid

>>536072608
Guys that get actually upset over characters' flaws are the worst company ever so good

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s moment in time when he thought it was a good idea to text message his mom an image of a muscular furry anthro with his cock out (she saved the image but asriel got a beating for it)

>>536072608
based hater and seether

>>536072608
i'm honestly just in it for the darkners, i'm ride and die for all these fuckers

toriels sweaty butt

Thinking about FRIEND's monstrous feline cock...

>>536072945
reminder her family structure is weird as hell. which is a win imo

>>536073026
shit i never thought of it like that, lancer's got a sickass extended family

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s mouth and throat sucking me off like a god damn vacuum cleaner (while on TV TIME) (the censors are gonna kill him)

Thinking about kissing Kris and then eating out his delicious creamy pussy

>>536072818
Ramb. Some other Darkners
>>536072859
No shit
>>536072884
Because the game includes me as a character, I cannot detach myself. When I am made to feel like an unwanted and unloved intruder, I will hate back.

Thinking about Asriel (god form)'s catchphrase spamming time (it has been around 60 minutes of it) and Asriel is going to take a break now (to go furiously masturbate) cya

>>536073337
what kind of giga autist shit is this jesus christ man
even the fatfags are more normal

>the episode where spamtons [Big Mama Mia] shows up
>"SPAMTON GEWIS SPAMTON!!! YOU LOUSY, [100% off] NINCOMPOOP OF A SON! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE A [Big Shot]?! YEARS HAVE I [ground my teeth] FOR YOU TO STOP BEING A LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING! YOUR POOR MOTHER IS A LAUGHING STOCK AT THE WOMENS [insane asylum]!!!"
>somehow worse than spamton
>definitely new yorker, definitely american jewish
>smacks him around with her handbag
>spamton is terrified of her
>episode revolves around spamton coming up with a kooky scheme to grab kris' soul, like big mama mia spamton is sick and only the light from the soul can cure her
>throughout the episode, spamton hides from big mama mia spamton in trash cans etc, and commands his underlings zap the zapper and sniffle the virovirokun to keep her distracted
>eventually spamton begs the lightners to do something about her, either get captured to make him look good or make her leave! he'll do [anything]!
>susie calls the cyber city home for really bizarre mothers and at the end, two ambyu-lances with big catching nets haul her away because she escaped
>spamton is a man of his word, so he has to be the personal butler of the lightners, zap and sniffle for a week

>>536073173
imagine if Tasque has to babysit him

>>536073337
>>536073489
He has a point, though. Kris is a prick and I hope we'll be able to get back at them for 5+ chapters of neglect and abuse.

>>536073582
>>536073337
chud souls won't get the edgelord ending they want btw

>>536073620
fat fuck

>>536073560
are the addisons the sons she got right

>>536074040
absolutely. she whips out a framed photo of the best son (out of 13), valiant the chiseled brain surgeon gold medal athlete, while shedding tears about what a good son he is, as a gag

>>536074128
This Noelle's head isn't tall enough, F--

>>536074292
delicios TRUTH

>>536074420
This but unironically.
Which is why I love Snowgrave route.

I recently learned alot of americans think all cats are female, all dogs are male and they're the same species. so if a cat gets offspring she may get puppies. How does this bode for Friend?

>>536074830
nobody thinks this
>t. american

>>536073693
Kris could at least stop whacking us with hockey sticks and putting us in gay baby jail.

>>536072085
no you’re onto something

>>536075461
What zero Kris does to a mf

>>536073180
darkner that's based off a vacuum cleaner object

>>536074830
nobody thinks this
>t. also american

>a masked character is introduced
>we never hear them speak and their gender is unknown
>they overpower the cocky main character with ease
>it's ALWAYS a tomboyish girl
this simple rule of fiction OBLITERATES Dess knight deniers

>>536075668
No sir I do not like this dess

>>536075668
Actual crackhead

>>536077976
Looks like calypso from twisted metal small brawl

>>536071420
>>536071982
I wanted to joke about boomer furries but then I realized most people in this thread probably have parents who are either millenials or young gen xers

>>536071534
>Kris narrowed those big red eyes of him.
>"...She's what?"
>Does he really want me to point it out...?
>"She's a monster, you know."
>The classroom got utterly silent for a moment.
>"...So?"
>Is what Kris eventually says.
>"I mean, look, guess she seems nice enough. But ss a human, you can't trust them, you know. No matter how close you get, they'll always be different from you."
>Kris expression turned into a genuine scowl.
>"Noelle... Is a sweet girl. She isn't the type to lie, or abandon you when you need them..."
>Feels like I must have struck a nerve...
>"W-Well, like I said... I'm sure she's a nice... Deer. But, she still isn't a human. Monsters like here... even if they are nice. They just aren't very reliable."
>Kris continues to scowl. Maybe a joke would be in order?
>"Besides, her type, they aren't very reliable. I mean, imagine crossing the street and a car suddenly shows up. She'll be dust before you know it."
>That did NOT help lighten the mood.
>In fact, it seems to have actually made Kris more angry.
>"You... Don't ever talk about her that way again."
>His tone now sounded genuinly mad.
>"I-I'm sorry if that was in ba-"
>He interrupted me before I could continue.
>"And don't talk to me ever again. I don't care if you are human, you're nothing like me."
>"I... I..."
>I'm rather taken aback by how vitriolic his reaction is.
>Don't tell me he actually cares about these things?
>Ridiculous, absolutely ridiclous.
>I want to point that out to him.
>In the end though, all I can mutter is:
>"...O-Okay. I'll leave, then."
>After that, I get up and leave the classroom. Not stopping to look back.

stop horsing around.

Deltarune takes place in the same universe as Sabrina Online

>>536075668
Do love Chara 2.0 Dess.

>>536075857
Isn't that how Christian bale described Tom Cruise?

>>536078792
Catti needs to be protected as long as she puts Kris and Noelle in sexy outfits.

Gothic lollita Noelle next please.

>>536078242
Nah he’s 63

>>536078952
Is that not Gothic Lolita

Gerson is 30 years old. He's so fucking old.

>>536079254
Needs WAY more frills.

>>536075461
>>536075668
>>536075857
Artist said this takes place in an AU where Kris disappeared instead of Dess.

>>536074939
>>536077537
I saw it on reddit. I have these story vids on when I game.

>>536079508
*she

>>536079675
I'll admit, I had low expectations about you. But who the fuck uses reddit

>>536075668
i don like it

>>536079661
>>536079871
I want one where Noelle vanishes and Carol goes full "the wrong child disappeared."

>>536075668
The little angel earring is probably meant to represent Noelle, which I think is cute.

>>536080056
She’s already full SBR George Joestar in canon. It’s pretty clear that Dess was her favorite daughter, and Noelle could never fill the vo

Hi /utg/ nation, feeling good today?

>>536080265
>fill the void in her her heart that she left.
That’s what I get for clicking on post while the timer is still going.

Spammy is so cute! Even when he's a dumpster hobo puppet!

>>536079837
99% of all story videos to listen to come from reddit. what else do I listen to when gaming?

>>536058810
Chara anon doesn't realize Frisk is hotter. Sad!

>>536080423
>in her heart
God damn. I’m just fucking up again and again this morning.

>>536080270
I'm feeling ok I guess

>>536080552
Boyfucker.

>>536080820
Non-canon tweet.

I did not care for Tenna. He insists upon himself.

>>536080820
>Zonkpunch

>>536080957
Cope all you want, but it doesn’t change the fact that Frisk is a boy.

The knight is the fear of time and the inevitability of fate. That's why there is so much hand symbolism tied to it; the game's talking about the hands of a CLOCK

The shadow of the knight's hand.

The knight's hand drifts forward.

The knight pointed it's long hand to the sky

The knight cannot be stopped.

>>536081568
Why did Toby make the bad guy of his game that's taking 12 years to complete the fear of the passage of time? Is he stupid?

>>536075668
>>536079871
Dess would never end up like this over Kris going missing. She never cared about Kris.

>>536081568
Kris has a thing about both wanting to be Big yet being afraid of the future and growing up so this checks out

>>536081542
Boys look like THIS??? ZAMN.

>>536080517
Best of the Worst

I had a dream that Lastendconductor from Umineko was the final boss theme of Deltarune and I woke up believing that for several minutes.

https://youtu.be/mkMDmaghbkA?si=e_x80Q12bIJe5Iyk

>>536080517
Music, podcast, something that isn't slop
>>536081542
I also headcanon Frisk as a boy (male) but I don't insist on it being fact

>>536081568
>the knight's hand is the pointed tail (pointed arm of a clock)
>even when the clock ran back, the shadow was growing, serpentine

<3

>>536082760
Toby literally referred to Frisk as a he.

>>536074830
that might be a common misconception for very young children
i think i used to believe the same, until my family got a female dog
maybe there's a substantial portion of americans who have never seen or heard of female dogs or male cats and have a lukewarm iq
i certainly hope not but i sure have been disappointed by my countrymen before

>>536058540 (OP)
Post your best Kress

>>536082738
I haven't played Deltarune, what do Gaster and that character have in common?

ralsei just gave me a lewd back massage, ask me anything

>>536081783
True. In fact, everyone would be better off without Kris.

Frisk is male.
Chara is female.
That's why Frisk is a they.

>>536083034
* Umineko, fuck me.

Now everyone will believe I'm the average Deltarune fan fuuuuuuuuck

>>536082997
No. Bad boy.

>>536083070
How hard was his touch?
Rate your pleasure on scale of 1 to 10!
Any personal comments?

I've seen too many Ugly Baby Kris fanart this needs to STOP NOW.

>>536080907
Perfect for turning into my slave and rewarding when he does what I say

>>536082760
Sensible goatfag even if the artist you posted draws FemFrisk.

>>536083605
No

>>536083096
Both cute girls or bust.

>>536083917
No.

>>536083741
Few artists draw male Frisk and Chara unfortunately

>>536083319
>How hard was his touch?
oh he was hard alright
>Rate your pleasure on scale of 1 to 10!
hmm, i'd say maybe a 8(?) perhaps.
>Any personal comments?
hmm, i still cannot get ralsei to go the full depth, and i am unsure if it is the fault of me for not pushing down on ralsei hard enough. i kinda don't want to injure myself though so i guess my limits is still unknown to me.

>>536083918
i wish i had an older brother to groom me

>>536084121
Ok.
How are you feeling right now?

>>536084105
Frisk taking wardrobe tips from Dio I see. I had a relevant picture somewhere but I just can't for the life of me find it

>>536084649
feeling very relaxed right now

>>536084780
Very good!

>>536084098
:(

>>536084780
am i the only one that's into cute but not outright feminized men
boy husbands

>>536085107
I'm into being cute but not outright feminized myself, if that counts?

>>536085180
if you're not crossdressing you're cool

>>536085487
the boy

>>536085489
what is the stew supposed to be

>>536085107
no that’s me too

>fans thimking Susie will either end up with Kris or Noelle
Guys, I know what Toby's doing, and I have a story.
I once had a female school buddy who was the spitting image of Susie. Literally the same exact personality, and surprisingly sturdy as a tank, for a girl. We were basically bros. Yep, bros... They say write what you know, because Toby must have had a Susie friend growing up...
My own "Susie" is trans now. Susie's story is that of identity actualization. What do you think the eggs were about?

Does Toby have Marfan Syndrome or something? Why the hell does he look so weird?

>>536085717
Mr and mrs dreemurr chili

>>536078480
>Ridiculous, absolutely ridiclous.
I didn’t realize that Chloe Bourgeois made her way into Deltarune

>>536085717
1 Day Blinding Stew.

>>536086548
Did you ever watch the french dub?
I love Chat's french sing-songy voice.

>>536086584
>The so-called 'cage with human soul and parts' when the ACTUAL first hero of the Prophecy, the Cage with Human Soul and Parts shows up:

>>536083227
How could you call the not-dog-but-wish-he-was-a-monster-probably-the-dog-kind-have-you-seen-how-he-behaves boy a bad boy!

How come Gorillaz got into Fortnite but Underrune didn't? Is Feel Good Inc. that much better than Megalovania?

>>536088305
toby's autism won't let him release lightner plushies, and you want a f*rtnite collab?

>>536087360
Watched both, they all have their upsides

:p

no tv and no bear make fave go crazy

Fave is excited for news about Favesong

>>536091045
Am I fave?!?!

I finally get it. Susie is on the same level like Berdly. An annoying shit character who you should simp for.

>>536091307
>im SUPPOSED to root for berdly

I'M GONNA GET RID OF ALL MY BERDLY MERCHANDISE! ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT!

>>536091459
TOBY BETRAYED US!!!!!

>>536091459
All zero pieces of Berdly merchandise since he has none.

What are you listening to, /utg/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyOqze1NQ0s

>>536081568
Why is a nightmare personification of time and fate trying to take toriel.

>>536092565
https://youtu.be/dzieBpafT2o

>>536092565
https://youtu.be/IgBL4SS9uRo
Band kid/tranny taste, I'm aware, but gosh do I love Will Wood

>>536092775
She's an old hag who has nothing to live for.

>>536092775
Kris has a "dream" about toriel getting stabbed in chapter 2.
The knight's theme is "black knife"

"Kris and susie "carry out fate with the blade"

Toriel's going to die.

>>536081568
what is this some sort of knight of time?

>>536081568
IT'S KNIGHT-TIME

>>536081568
The ghost of future yet to come?

>>536088462
Surely you could get something like Lancer and Starwalker backblings?
Some characters like Queen might also be suitable as a skin.

Fave is starting to put pressure on you to propose.

>>536093443
anyone have the "here lies Noelle she never scored" image

>>536078480
>I leave the classroom feeling disappointed and somewhat miserable.
>Did not expect that boy to react that way
>Guess that's probably it, then...
>...
>Like hell it is.
>Frankly, the more you think about it, the more annoyed you get.
>That was no way to threat a lady!
>In general the way he acted, just kind of shuffling about like a corpse is not humans should behave.
>Still, you suspect it must not have been easy growing up here.
>Worse: all of the monsters probably told him all kind of horror stories about humans.
>Yeah... That must be it.
>No sense in giving up right now. You just have to show him how wonderful humans can be.
>But... going with simple pleasantries clearly won't do the job.
>...
>Yeah, if you want to do this you're gonna have to drop the nice girl.
>Show him your seductive side. Make him realize how wonderful humans can be.
>Once he's yours, I'm sure he'll forget all about the monsters.
>Besides, what is it that reptile said?
>A group project... Two people, working together.
>Hehe, perfect. Just what you need.
>Yeah, no doubt about it. Before this school year is over, you'll have this kris kid eating out of your hand!
End for now. Might write a version with the genders inverted eventually.

FAVE'S GONNA SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

>>536089929
God, I wish I had a girl like this when I was young to ruin me.

>>536092565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMelMo9wsI
Between work, drawing and bus rides home to this song, the week has been very blissful.

ohhh late night like the knight comes late at night now i get it

>>536093521
as long as you don't mind a candy pop ring for the engagement

>>536092565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTepxkRBAEw

>>536093521
Fave wants you to propose so you can take them on a nice honeymoon then divorce you 3 months later and take your house and practically everything else you own.

Fave suggests you should start joining them in the gym.

Fish I wish

>>536092565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0sp782hIQ

>>536092565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W769_7hQwJw
*roundhouse kicks a building*

fave is ordering bk breakfast how over is it

Do you guys think the Snowgrave spell is going to show up on the normal route at any point?

Dess is a fat bitch

Fave introduces you to their new disgusting insectoid bf Beebleborg.

when there's an active murderer in the underground but the mew mew kissy cutie doll is left unattended

>>536094617
>help Ralsei onto a chin-up bar
>he just hangs there rocking back and forth

>>536095398
was that hello spamton

>>536092775
If, and it's a BIG IF because I dont give these meta game material any weight usually, we take the whole black deer thing into consideration, its like Toriel is the one who is keeping up an illusion, or is at ends with the black deer, who is presumably Dess, she's not such a background character

>>536091307
>hating both Susie AND Berdley
*tornado kicks u to space*

>>536092775
the knight can just grab people, she's doing some bullshit magic swirls and sparkles to look like she's doing something nefarious and stall for time until undyne shows up

>>536093521
Oh God, here come the feels again

are we comfy?

>>536094757
SO heckin over bk has bogo whoppers shouldve waited for lunch

>>536096419
i have to go to work and if I find out I don't have the patience for customers today I am going to stand in the freezer for 36 hours then jump into the deep fryer

>>536095550
Yes

>>536096419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62R8RZFTR0Y&t=27
I figured out my mad scientist coffee formula forget the caffeine this is to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>>536096581
almost screamed at a bitch for coming up to the register with a cart full of stuff at closing time then complaining about a 5 dollar off coupon

>>536096927
I wish I was that close to a crash out yesterday I gave a customer an uncomfortably long stare after she tried teasing me in a heavy accent over how we didn't sell kids meal toys individually

Slow thread

>>536096419
Absolutely

>>536096581
No no first we deepfry the customers then ourselves

kris getting gangbanged by racist monsters

>>536097192
against company policy albeit

>>536097115
*cracks*
*sips*
Back in my day, you could just buy a kids meal toy. Let me regale you the story of my ancestors pilgramage.

>>536096581
ANY work involving direct customer contact can be the most painful shit there is.
what you probably make up in not having to do in manual labor gets redacted in the mental toll it takes on one to speak to the dumbest, least considerate egomaniacs that walk this earth.
this is why i treat servers nice even if they do a bad job (unless they are actively hostile)

mates told me how i look like shit and started yapping about how my body undergoes "survival mode" and that my fatigue might be a psychological thing due to cortisol overdose.
really fun to get told you look so shit that you should get diagnosed with something.

>>536097296
The other way around then

>>536096419
Yes, we are
Are you?

>>536097430
DETERMINATION

>>536094506
Whoever wins gets to top.

>>536097296
Oh I just happen to have a copy of the company guideline right here in my pocket
*digs hand into pocket*
*whips it out and flips off Karen*
*does a backflip*

>>536097457
absolutely not, but i am under a blanket.
an attempt was made.
>>536097445
what era and place is that from?

>>536097386
Not that anon but
What can I do for you for validating me and saying what Ive been telling family for 2 years

>>536097623
I fortunately don't talk to many of those my forte is old people who need someone to talk to and short overweight Latinx ladies who have a permanent scowl

I just realised Lancer dig holes because he's a fucking SPADE

Fuck I'm retarded

Can you maybe not make a random furry video game your entire personality please? That would be great.

>>536097761
anon, your family aren't medically inclined.
they just don't want to deal with your shit.
so speak to a doc, not your dad.

Confess

>>536097115
was it like this
https://youtu.be/_aghQhDCoDc

>>536097641
I wish you were comfy too

>>536098082
My doc says I need to talk to more people, true
*leans on ur forehead*
It all started back in middle school, you see...

>>536098440
like i said:
people can know i am not well just by looking at me.

maybe i will be comfy by december, maybe new year.

>>536098154
Rude! Give him the right to bite!

>>536098135
Woke up with a boner

>>536098135
The suicidal thoughts are coming back

>>536097761
That guy got himself evicted I'd take any advice from him with a grain of salt

Silksong got a release date for Silksong complete
Deltarune has finally truly lost the death march dev cycle race

>>536098824
he didn't get evicted

>>536098984
if half life three comes out before the final chapter the roaring will start

>>536098750
Damn me too

>>536098984
I always knew Silksong would beat Deltarune on this.

>>536098984
could be worse
could be yandere simulator

>>536099241
>lime
>bro is an avocado
>or a very ugly pear

>>536099241
Sorry to hear that anon, good luck out there

>>536074420
This guy is so upset he even made a farms account to bitch about it in their general too.

>>536098750
>>536099241
I'm sorry to hear, both of you. It truly sucks, and now that I've been free of thinking how to kms for a few years I don't ever wanna go back to feeling that miserable again. Wish you both the strength to get through the fuckass suicidal thoughts.

Deltarune took so long Silksong got completed before it.

>>536098984
Silksong before deltarune
GTA VI before deltarune
Bubsy 4D before deltarune
Blasphemous 1 and 2 before deltarune
Everhood 1 and 2 before deltarune
Ender Lillies 1 and 2 before deltarune
DEATH STRANDING 1 AND 2 BEFORE DELTARUNE

>>536099962
>I bet that really "bugs" some people!

>>536099318
Here’s the full

>>536073337
Your mission is to ship Kris with Susie.
Without you, the chicken is afraid of proceeding her.

>>536100094
called it

>>536100265
What’s happening?

>>536075668
She lost her Page.

>>536100121
>It's Toriel's car

>>536099436
>>536099903
Thank you, I appreciate it

whipp cream launcher

>>536100736
>"My name is Susie, and this is Whippits Done Right"

Susie mixes bleach and ammonia to clean the whole house more efficiently.

puppy

>>536100736
that stuff is toxic, and not lightly so.
....
PROCEED, I want Kris in prison! Will they end up in a women or man prison?

>>536098135
I have started recognizing a particular anon in most of the posts they make. Not on purpose, I would hate it if someone did the same thibg to me, but now that I noticed I just can't unsee it.
Thinking about it, it might not actually be that hard to pick out who they are and I wonder if other anons have also noticed this person and recognize their posts.
Or if maybe I've been wrong all along and I'm just going schizo.

What if Fave found the One Ring?

>>536098154
>If I take that mask off, will you die?

>>536101571
Kris ends up in a specialty built max-sec cell after making a dark fountain while in custody

>>536101826
reply to two of their posts

>>536101571
>Will they end up in a women or man prison?
In a Krison

fave just hit rank 30 in jerkmate ranked what a freak

>>536102271
I will not.

>>536058897
I like his coffee grip

fave pants fell down lol

>>536102596
well now I’m worried it’s me

One of the Pippins mentions a key under the cactus inside the Dreemurr house, but when I try to get it, nothing happens.

>>536102994
yeah they are reliable narrators.

Fave yells into the echoing cave of /utg/ general. Echo echo echo...
(There's nothing inside. Not even a single poster)

Spamton sitting his ass on your lap

gay slave that is fave

>>536102856
If it makes you feel any better, it's not like I'm gonna start obsessing over the anon or the posts they make. It's more of a "oh hey, it's this them again" rather than psychoanalyzing their posts to find out whether they should be my enemy or not.
Hell, I don't even know if my assumptions are right at all. I could very well be mixing up what are more than 2 posters and mistakingly categorizing them as just 1 person.

>>536103264
>SPAMTON AAAAAASSSS!!!
>SPAMTON. AAASS!

Cute lil gay fave you keep on a chain that wiggles their tushy for you whenever you give em a pull.

>>536103391
Being fave's gay slave

>>536103261
He would have found me!

>>536102994
It’s talking about the cactus inside the legend of tenna game, but maybe this will be relevant in a future chapter. Key to toriel’s room?

>>536103549
instructions unclear, roles reversed

>Kris and Susie disappear all day in chapter 1, nobody goes look for them
>Kris and Susie are out incredibly late in chapter 4, Toriel completely forgets about them despite having been worried about the tire slicer just last night
What if when you go into a Dark World it causes you to become Forgettable in the Light World

>>536103435
aw okay. If it’s me I forgive you

Why do they look so much alike

holy shit krismas is approaching fast

>>536103435
i feel like i'm somewhat recognizable because there's not a ton of botfags

>>536104280
It's not even September.

>>536103845
Undyne probably would have forgotten about the Dreemurrs and not checked their house if that were the case

>>536103812
>Short, pudgy potato creature draws himself as a slim femboy

>>536104348
I think I know who you are but no, I wasn't talking about you. Rest easy.

>>536103845
>the Prophecy is about how Kris and Susie will have to erase every trace of themselves from the Light World to restore balance
>Ralsei is fated to simply cease to exist since his creation is tied to Kris' relationship with his brother
Would be a cool twist.

>>536104531
thanks fren

>>536101826
>noticing things
for shame

>>536104280
don't like that

>>536104401
Maybe she wrote it down on her to-do list when she got the call, forgot, and then read it and went "oh fuck"
It'd explain why she took such a long time to show up

>Imagine being Kris and Dess got you for herself on your way out of school after she promised Toriel to watch over you for the afternoon
>She took you to the forest near the lake, when there’s nobody and it’s so silent you can practically hear the leaves touching the ground after falling
>Somehow she convinced you to go skinny dipping, but before that she has to “prepare” you she said
>Something only real grownups do, but she assures you that you’re cool enough to partake in it
>You have nothing to say, while glad to hear the news and intrigued about the preparation, you are distracted by the older Holiday sibling’s breasts after she discarded most of her clothes
>She laid down to rest upon a tree, staring at you while you’re shyly disposing of your shoes, sweater, pants, socks and briefs. You kept the red headband though
>She invites you to sit between her legs, your back resting upon her chest, your bare bottom being tickled by the dead leaves and your private part being exposed to the autumn breeze
>She then placed her left hand on your chest, your heart beating ever faster, and slowly, so slowly it descended towards your privates
>Reflexively you tried to stop her, but she simply whispered in your ear to trust her and let it go
>When you do a rush of new sensations assaulted you, something incredible that you’ve never felt before and you can’t help yourself from thinking that you’re doing something naughty that Toriel would reprimand you for
>She caressed your boyhood, played with it, stroke it, all while chuckling whenever you squirmed