'Why has no fucker created this thread earlier?' edition

Victoria came to Monster Barn last night and before he had even rezzed he was already off, the JOMOs and classic avatars had no chance. It didn't matter what color or species they were, or whether they were made of prims or mesh. Some of them didn't even have their free penises attached to their crotch. I tried saying hello, but by the time I had opened his message box it was already a full-blown gangbang of epic proportions, like a cock tornado pulling everything towards it. One noob was even begging in Hindu, and had to detach his prim cock to get away after he had been milked half a dozen times.

I thought you guys were trolling in this thread but I can tell you it's all real. I can still hear the subhuman screams.