>What are Monofski Particles?
>What are Newtypes?
>Why does this show keep dropping terms out of nowhere expecting me to know what in the actual any of this means? This is the very first series, so this is kind of unacceptable.
>Frodo, you must carry the One Ring to Mt. Doom and throw it into the fire! But don't forget about the ShamLam Waves that the Orcs sometimes give off! Those can interfere with your ability to see! Don't look at me, I don't know what ShamLam Waves are either, all I know is that they fuck with your eyesight! And Orcs can send them out! I don't know where they come from or if they're a natural or artificial occurrence! Just know that they are there and can fuck with you!
>Oh, and lastly, don't forget that you're a FrazzleDazzle! You have special powers! Very important, Frodo! FrazzleDazzles are a special type of halfling! Don't ask me what they are or how they are born! I only know that they have the ability to see into the future and...speak telepathically with hot Elven babes or something! I dunno...the powers are kind of vague, I don't gotta explain shit, I'm just a glorified angel who looks like a fucking wizard, go away now.
-Gandalf