>>82196073
I'd dick down both until their eye balls bled you stupid foid, BUT if I had to pick I'd go with the left because why would I want to date a loser? That's just a bad marriage partner. She wouldn't even make a good housewife because she's lazy, nevermind getting her shit together

Disney got you all out here thinking marriage is for love and shit. It's not. Marriage is, above all else, a business arrangement. It's legally binding. And despite what Dishit would tell you, mostly done by people in the same economic range or desired by people in a lower income bracket. Left and me can be a power couple. Right is a fat, lazy, sexless wife waiting to happen.

Also oni/demons are hotter (see picrel) than vampires. This isn't anime where they tend to be one variation of the other. In the west they are significantly different and vampires in the west are just...pale skinny humans with elf ears and fangs? lame. Sorry Bella, but Edward is lame. Twilight got mocked for years for a good reason, and not just because of the retarded plot