Thread 82196073

As a woman, it's crazy to realize that a lot of STRAIGHT men prefer the left option if they can be 100% honest.
They want a competent, powerful partner so they basically have female taste.
Only some men would pick the right and often only so "we can be both losers and hang out at home"...

>men have varying preferences
yes?

>>82196073 (OP)
Cute image, anon.
>As a woman
Sure.

>>82196086
Any man who picks the left has the preference of a woman. Woman are attracted mostly to competence as a common factor. A man who wants to be "taken care of and dominated" is a woman.

>>82196073 (OP)
i think 100% of the men want to right one

The left appeals to many men for the following reasons

>the woman does all the work
>A woman like that has many options so if she chose him he must be a great catch and it strokes their male ego.
>They want a replacement mommy they can also have sex with.

>>82196073 (OP)
Foids shouldn't talk about men's tastes being feminine when most foids now like k-pop twinks who look like flat dykes and don't act masculine at all.

>>82196073 (OP)
I want someone who's 30% the left panel, 70% the right panel.

>>82196073 (OP)
I agree with most of this, but I wouldn't say it's female taste. Females don't look for competence or they wouldn't date criminals, drugs addicts etc. they look for dangerous. I'm 100% dominant and had my fair share of useless submissive infantile neet girls. Dominating a doormat is boring and I cannot be with someone I don't respect.

>>82196121
K-Pop twinks absolutely act masculine because they represent competence/power in their own niche.

1. K-Pop artists are usually tall for their RACE
2. They are almost always fit, can dance for hours
3. They are assertive and confident, performing in front of thousands
4. They tend to be wealthy or have influence

They are absolutely in their own way masculine. Masculinity isn't just a beard and being hairy. They are fearless, fit and have money.

>>82196130
How would that work...
They're a little conflicting, idk

>>82196073 (OP)
I'd date either of them, but if I dated the vampire, it would motivate me to have my life together like the oni.

>>82196140
The average woman isn't dating criminals, but what makes criminals attractive to them is that they appear confident and fearless, like they are able to protect you and get their way in life.

>>82196073 (OP)
I like everything about the right except the weed part

>>82196144
I just want someone who isn't useless but isn't a tryhard either, and sexually submissive but able to have a proactive and possessive side too. aka a normal gf.

>>82196073 (OP)
Both have their perks but I'd probably take right. Depends on what she watches and plays. And how much weed she smokes. And whether she just bites me to play or if she draws blood.

>>82196105
ok then just find a man who you can live off
you're not compatible with men who prefer left over right
nothing wrong with that, just personal preference
who cares

>>82196073 (OP)
weed gfs do not take care of their teeth. It's one thing I've noticed across my lesbian sisters relationships.

>>82196073 (OP)
I want left so I can be a NEET. Actually if any woman wants to adopt me I'm here I'm ready to be a stay at home husband

>>82196073 (OP)
So I have the choice between:
1) A rich and competent person who can lift me from poverty and measurably improve my life
OR
2) A broke neet who doesn't do anything and expects me to do all the work

Obviously I'd pick the first one, how it is even a question? Why is it surprising to you OP? At least make a real dilemma, like say the first one is abusive and remove the "wealthy" part to make the choice actually meaningful.

>>82196219
I don't have good teeth, although I don't smoke weed. If I keep them clean and stuff, is there still hope for me? Or is that disgusting?

I have a slightly recessed gumline

>>82196163
>get their way in life
By getting arrested and spending life in jail?

>>82196073 (OP)
sub-hater anon, what's your goal with posting these threads?
if you want a dominating bf then hating subs isn't the way to go, that's just going to attract even more subs who'll then hate on you for hating on them while the doms simply don't bother

the only thing that'd convince me to pick left would be if she was willing to improve and become more responsible/self-sufficient
and the only reason i'd pick the left one would be because it's fun to top girls like that, doms make for the best subs after all :^)
>inb4 she'd overpower you
an oni would, but oni girls don't exist, for better or worse
a normal girl though? unlikely

I make a decent amount of money and have a good job+well off family so the right is more appealing to me. If she would just clean a little bit and cook a couple days a week she would be perfect.

>>82196073 (OP)
I want a person like the left because I am more like the right, duh. and even if I became a "powerful" person I'd want someone who could contribute.
of course all of this is on paper, love and relationships are a lot more complicated than what can be portrayed here, maybe that lazy vampire gf is actually nicer and more supportive than the oni gf at heart / the oni gf has flaws we don't see, etc.

>>82196141
Aren't they all insecure pussies that have to get plastic surgery?

>>82196073 (OP)
Lazy, useless people have never been the preferred romantic partner of anyone. It used to be that instead of working, women spent all day manually doing labor to take care of a house, labor that is now mostly obsolete and done in fucking minutes. You would have never been an attractive partner to anyone besides pathetic, desperate people, which you could still easily get now.

I'd be more okay with right than left, I'm just not into the weed thing.

>As a woman
This post was made by a man btw

>>82196257
I didn't mean to spook you anon, I'm just anal about it. If you can keep your teeth clean then you're fine, most people won't notice marginal recessed gums.

the whole provider fantasy only works for me if society wasn't destroyed, i can't honestly trust modern girls to begin with so why would i sacrifice so much for one? i mean i'm fine right now, i'm well taken care of and loved, so a woman would have to actually court me and bring real worth to the table for me to even consider settling (which is impossible for them, because they have an infinite supply of simps that will prostrate themselves for an ounce of affection, lol)
i feel bad for single men, the pickings are slim

>>82196141
>2. They are almost always fit, can dance for hours
>3. They are assertive and confident, performing in front of thousands
>4. They tend to be wealthy or have influence
By this logic female artists/performers are masculine too.

>>82196411
I'm not usually insecure about it, I just realised I'm stuck with them. I know you say people wouldn't notice, but it puts me off smiling really hard.

>>82196073 (OP)
I hate "people" who have weed and food as their whole personality. Even though left looks like "no fun allowed" right would probably get just as boring real fast.

>>82196073 (OP)
>left is boring and doesn't like anything fun
>right smokes weed (brain damage)
I'm not picking either of them
Anyway I don't really care about whoever is providing or how much money one has. I care way more if the person themselves is someone that I love and can actually hang out with.

>>82196073 (OP)
nah cope foid. Men don't care about your degree/job at all. All that matters is that you're
>cute
>nice to be around
that's it. Nobody gives two shits about your stupid job

>>82196415
>By this logic female artists/performers are masculine too.
No, because they are getting fucked like bitches which overrides anything. If a Kpop artist got pegged on stage he would immediately become a bitch too.

>>82196633
Read the thread and you are proven wrong.

>>82196073 (OP)
Too bad. If you want a husband you're going to have to get your life together and learn how to be a competent mommy wife.

>>82196073 (OP)
I want a socially dominant, sexually submissive, rich, cold bitch gf who begrudgingly loves me but spends a lot of time starting intense verbal altercations with me that end in mutual biting

I like the woman on the left cuz she reminds me of my mother

>>82196426
My butthole definitely won't notice.

>>82196073 (OP)
yes a lot of men online are weak and submissive

>>82196073 (OP)
You think it's crazy that men want to be with someone who is competent and not a complete leech who provides nothing other than a warm hole? We're so cooked

>>82196219
Weed bf here yeah I don't either

>>82198139
You have female taste

Because men are waking up to the value proposition represented by the one on the right and realizing it's incredibly imbalanced, and not in their favor.

>>82196073 (OP)
Lazy Vampire GF I have found to be extremely fat. I'd prefer one of the those Japanese hikki girls, they seem to stay thin

>>82196073 (OP)
it's cause average men are often jealous of women or kinda lazy or feminine themselves but once you find a man who is not like that it really clicks into place they're naturally meant to provide, lead, protect, their bodies are built for it

>>82196073 (OP)
Women's personalities don't matter. Dick-down a lazy gooner gf and she will leave the house and pretend to be into whatever you want her to like.

>>82196073 (OP)
Modern foids are all dykes who only like the most feminine of men and even troons, but then get mad when they not only look feminine but also act feminine and aren't their personal baby sitting provider golem substitute daddy. God I hate w*men so much it's unreal.

>>82196073 (OP)
Neither
I don't think I share any interest with left and I imagine she'd hate my lack of drive, despite my current position
Right is literally just my little sister. In fact, my sister is even more of that stereotype than that cartoon

>>82198166
>if you don't want a useless lazy slob of a partner you are le female

>>82198272
Completely true, yes.

>>82196073 (OP)
They're both demons, so neither.

>>82196073 (OP)
They're both demons, so I want neither.

>>82198171
if they move to america, they will wind up fat

>>82196073 (OP)
Women belong in the cubicle.

>>82196105
This is sexist as fuck

>>82196073 (OP)
No I want the right and want her to be loyal but I'll never have that

>>82196073 (OP)
im always picking the vampire no matter what the "downsides" are

>>82196109
*left
originello

yeah, I want a rich gf who enjoys reading SEC filings and is a Milton Friedman fan, that'd be cool

>>82196073 (OP)
>Oni
It's called a demon you weeb retard

>>82196073 (OP)
>STRAIGHT men
Why phrase it like that? Which one would gay men prefer?

>>82196144
what the fuck does this pose mean?

Vampire > Devil
Also blue hair >black hair
Right wins. Personality? What?

Really though, you make the fundamental mistake of misattributing what men find attractive, or rather how we value attractiveness.
>The girl on the left isn't "masculine" because she's dominant, you can have feminine dominance.
>being fit, or healthy, isn't masculine, it's healthy. Submissive women should be fit too.
>Most mates enjoy spoiling each other.
>simple personality trait
>wealthy (not a masculine trait)

>>82196219
>lesbians
Mentally ill people are usually not physically well either.

>>82196257
The number one thing you can do for your teeth is to eliminate as much sugar as you can from your diet. Added sugars are almost solely responsible for bad teeth.

Depends on what demon, if it's a succubus then I choose that. Especially if it's pic related.

>>82196073 (OP)
>A rude cunt
>Or a slopping wet blanket of a burden
Trash, get these hoes away fron me.

>>82196073 (OP)
Is it really crazy to realize that men want a put together person who takes care of themselves over a gross mentally childish creature they have to take care of?

>>82196073 (OP)
An equal partner vs a slob who is a failed member of the human race

>>82196073 (OP)
I pick left because she would be a better mother.

>>82196073 (OP)
No, they dont. The chronically single businesswoman stereotype exists because nobody wants to deal with a jumped-up sandwich maker that has career instead of personality

>>82196073 (OP)
Did a moid post this? What guy gives a shit about his partner's business acumen or real estate worth? Right FTW every time.

>can't find Chad bf with a savior complex
Skill issue. Become more BPD young femanon

>>82196073 (OP)
I mean... There's bigger differences between the two then one being competent and powerful...

>>82200984
>did a moid post this
Worse. It's a troon.

>>82201076
I'd bet my bottom dollar

>>82200827
If a gay man has taste like a woman it's not a problem, they are gay.

>>82200984
>>82201076
Are you guys low IQ? Just read the fucking thread, several guys picked LEFT. Even more would pick left if I just made the thread asking "Who? :3" without judgement.

>>82196073 (OP)
I feel like most guys would pick the right.
I don't have much in common with left and I'm not into domination.
I don't care about a womans career beyond not wanting to date a sex worker or someone with a very time consuming job.

>>82196073 (OP)
>Men likes their mother
>Most men don't like their mother THAT much
>men find a girl who's their mother in every aspect EXCEPT physical
>men happy
Op can't comprehend this as xers a troon who lacks a stable family

>>82196162
Hmm, how so, anon?

>>82201209
Almost all troons are submissive with a mommy fetish, you fucking retard. You ARE the troon.

>>82196744
It's a bunch of poors wanting to leech off mommy

>>82196757
I actually know someone like this but she has a triple digit body count.

>>82201234
This kek. Also foids hate men who like their mothers too much.

>>82196073 (OP)
I'm like the right and all I get is my heart broken

>>82198272
100% accurate and unironic.

>>82196073 (OP)
Only simps would choose either one of those. Emasculated sissy simps who want to degraded by foids pick left and betabux provider simps who see foids as walking gods and always want to spoil them for no reason pick right. As someone who doesn't want to be emasculated and also doesn't want some fat stinky lazy leech bitch that does nothing but watch dogshit tv shows all day I would choose neither.

>>82200931
As a parent, no. As a romantic partner, yes.

>>82200954
>spends all her time at work
>perpetually annoyed by the kids
>henpecking nag of a helicopter
#1 mom material

>>82200979
You're wrong. That steriotype exists because that type of woman will never accept the type of man that is willing to put up with her bullshit.

>>82196073 (OP)
I don't know seems to me like just staying at home all day wasting away, watching tranime and being into cuddling seems way more feminine and low test. So a man who is into that would have the actual taste of a female.

>>82201285
You're not a vampire, you're a ghost.

>>82201361
It's not all day, it's after I get done with my high stress, high income work. My wife is my oasis of relaxation.

>>82201364
What's that supposed to mean, fren

>>82196073 (OP)
I'd dick down both until their eye balls bled you stupid foid, BUT if I had to pick I'd go with the left because why would I want to date a loser? That's just a bad marriage partner. She wouldn't even make a good housewife because she's lazy, nevermind getting her shit together

Disney got you all out here thinking marriage is for love and shit. It's not. Marriage is, above all else, a business arrangement. It's legally binding. And despite what Dishit would tell you, mostly done by people in the same economic range or desired by people in a lower income bracket. Left and me can be a power couple. Right is a fat, lazy, sexless wife waiting to happen.

Also oni/demons are hotter (see picrel) than vampires. This isn't anime where they tend to be one variation of the other. In the west they are significantly different and vampires in the west are just...pale skinny humans with elf ears and fangs? lame. Sorry Bella, but Edward is lame. Twilight got mocked for years for a good reason, and not just because of the retarded plot

>>82201234
>>82201278
Troons speaking on behalf of other troons about men who don't want slobs (them) makes them secretly troons

>>82196073 (OP)
i dont want either of these

right is a fat lazy cunt
left is a controlling bitch
i would fight with both of them near constantly and they would both be terrible mothers

>>82201380
That you ghost people.

>>82196073 (OP)
I want both.
You have been muted for 8 seconds because your comment was not original

>>82201554
I don't anon, believe me

>>82201630
I can't believe we had to wait this long for the correct answer

>>82196073 (OP)
I married right
I have to threaten her with shipping her back to her mother so she does the housework, it is what it is

>>82196073 (OP)
I reject your false dichotomy and choose convenience store worker monster girl.
>makes enough money to support herself and contribute to the household
>knows when the best discounts are happening
>can bring you product that was going to be thrown out but is still good
>always happy to see you when you pick her up at the end of shift
>views you as an equal and treats you with mutual respect

>>82201667
You don't sound very loving. My bf does the chores I dislike and is firm but respectful when im slacking. You sound mean dude

>>82196073 (OP)
I wish someone made a mood version of something like this

>>82201770
Moid* I can't type

>>82196141
>>82196736
holy shit foids are delusional

>>82201719
>>views you as an equal

>>82201719
What kind of faggot man would let their woman work in a convenience store like a wageslave where she is exposed to men all day?

>>82201770
99% of women would pick the male CEO. The only ones who wouldn't would be liars/LARP or the super rare case of dominant woman. What almost all desirable male characters in books, games or movies have in common is that they are competent/powerful in some way.

That's how you get like werewolf, vampire, mafia, surgeon, magic warrior prince love interests.

>>82201756
I am kind of an asshole yes, and she likes me this way
I've seen both sides of the quirky neet autistic stay at home gf so I'm a little jaded
I still love her, she still means the world to me, but it is what it is

>>82201845
Foids also love deadbeat criminals though (as long as they are hot)

>>82201949
Well this goes for both genders. If you are hot, you will find plenty of people who want you. Men are not different. They will simp for porn star girls, criminal girls or just evil women as long as they are hot.

>>82196073 (OP)
The oni but purely because I find red skin incredibly erotic
I'd still keep my for when she gets bored of me and moves on to the next boytoy

>>82196073 (OP)
Nah, this one is retarded

Have an actual dilemma

>>82202030
wont literally everyone pick the second or last?

>>82202030
Obviously the order is
>mizuho
Compatible interests, doesn't aspire to wagie for some other guy
>satsuki
Overeducated stacy
>reiko
I'm good with fat chicks but this doesn't say much about her personality and 50 million yen is less than I make in a year so the amount of the bribe is just a bit insulting from a "rich" family.
>
>
>
>
>marin
Single mother. It's a shame, she'd be absolutely perfect if not for that.

>>82201993
This
Like forreal
Theres that pic that gets posted about a dude catfishing with the worst personality possible. Robots saw hypergamy and didnt stop to think that if an 11/10 super model messaged you and revealed she was a molester and violent they themselves would be the exact same way
>I can fix her!

>>82202240
>>82201993
The key difference is one is a fantasy where we turn Juri Han good with the power of cock&love or whatever, while the other one is the real 20-80 dating market outside your window

>>82202240
>if an 11/10 super model messaged you and revealed she was a molester and violent
I'd think I was getting catfished by a troon

>>82202269
Youre telling me OF simps arent the same as the women who date dudes with face tattoos?

>>82202317
Yes I am, same thing with vtubers or any other sort of digital consolation prize we men go through

Meanwhile women really are dating deadbeats, really are getting passed around by the same small group of "chads", really are becoming single moms, really are getting their pairbonding and accountability fried to shit and really are settling down bitter jaded and resentful to the boring guy they wouldn't have spit on if he was on fire 5 years ago

>>82202351
Men date shitty BPD demonic women all the time for a crumb of pussy.

>>82202683
And that's precisely the point, we don't get to choose, we just settle for whatever leftovers and crumbs we come across.
Women do have a catalog of readily available men to choose from, and they consistently choose the bad boy and the chad until the bad boy and the chad don't want anything to do with them anymore, that's when they notice you.

>>82202727
>And that's precisely the point, we don't get to choose
You do though. Reality isn't like your incel simulation. Men absolutely have options, especially over 30.

>>82202772
Ah yeah the classic "after I'm 30 all the zoomerinas will notice me" fantasy, I've been there too
Even if you do have some say in the matter and you do get 3 whole different women to choose from like Commander Sheppard it's but a minuscule sample of the choosing power a woman has throughout her life, and that's IF you manage to not totally age like shit AND accumulated some wealth or value

>>82202792
If you are a balding, average man over the age of 30 then zoomerinas isn't your target group anyway unless you are delusional. Your average match would be a chubby 30 year old woman working at Walmart as your coworker.

>>82202925
Did you notice how you started out this conversation talking about all the insanely hot BPD baddies and now you've grounded it to
>well actually, the best I can do is a fat old walmart greeter
You keep making my point for me
And by the way that fat old walmart greeter still has more options that you, even if she had 3 kids by 3 different fathers she'd still have more options than you

I want the one on the right to dominate me gently

>>82203091
I never said hot BPD women. I said men date insane women all the time.

>You keep making my point for me
The point being that people get roughly an average partner? WOW. Shocking that 30 balding dudes with normal jobs don't deserve hot teen Staceys.

>>82203164
>that people get roughly an average partner?
Nope

Women get to pick from men at their own level, men below their level who they get to be cunts to because he's lucky to have her, and men above their level who they have to be doormats to because the second she gets an attitute he kicks her out the door.
Men don't really get to pick at all.

>>82203196
>Women get to pick from men at their own level

So do men at 30. The average chubby wagecuck roastie doesn't have that much choice either. Men are married or get higher standards.

Men are so delusional lol. I remember growing up all guys went for pretty girls and literally didn't give a fuck about the the losers or average ones.

>>82203230
Dude everyone in this thread can tell you're not a woman, you can drop the act

>>82203700
>>82203091
This thread would have been infinitely better if we had stuck to posting waifus. Not the person you were talking to BTW just admiring the pics.

For me its overly clingy super quiet alt girl gf

>>82203821
How about dorky goth girl?

>>82196073 (OP)
As far as personality goes, men just want a woman who will have sex with him exclusively and who's low maintenance and has low expectations of his behavior. If a woman can take care of herself and doesn't require her man to provide everything for her, then that's the woman men will pick most of the time. Men don't want a liability.

>>82196073 (OP)
>"I just wanna cuddle and watch anime"

Any foid like this has my permission to ruin my life.

>>82203835
Also acceptable. Other acceptable answers include chaos goth.

>>82203855
we're not talking about the bare minimum, we're talking about what personality men are generally more attracted to. both arguably fill all those requirements.

>>82199568
>Any job is a woman's job
Except all the trades, and actual Engineers, and all the low-level jobs where you never see any women, like trash collectors

>>82196073 (OP)
sex with both

>>82196073 (OP)
What about the option of lazy gf who loves to dominate you?

>>82196073 (OP)
I don't like either of these that much
The left is a career woman but I could not give a single shit about a woman's job. A job to men is just something you have to do to get by. And if you have a well paying job, that's great, but it isn't something men find particularly attractive. It's just neutral. And can be rather unattractive in some cases
>woman that is much stronger than you
She is going to be a gym freak, and maybe that can be attractive if she still has a feminine but muscular form. Sure, that's cool. I wouldn't ever have to worry about her and "muscle mommies" can be sexy
>likes to spoil you
a woman who likes to spoil you because she cares about you is cool too, who could say that is bad? Any man just wants their woman to love them and if that's how they like to show it then that's cool
>loves to dominate you
It depends on what this means. As in she is overbearing and a control freak? That's a hard pass
As in sexually? That's not as bad. It's just a sexual preference and you could work with it. Can be kinda cringe though, personally. It requires a lot of trust and stepping outside my comfort zone and being open
>video games and anime for children
This is one of the things that can be unattractive about a career woman. They can be so uptight and obsessed about their career and look down on you. No one wants that. It sounds insufferable
There isn't really any strong selling points besides spoiling you, which is nice because a lot of the time it's a one way thing that the man is expected to do for a woman

The lazy girl just seems unhygienic. I hate food that smells, and hate food lying around. Squandering all her money on trivial shit means she can't plan ahead. Weed smells and turns you into a zombie. Video games and Anime are cool if you don't over indulge. If thats all you do then that's unattractive. The only selling point is she likes to cuddle while doing that and she's content with you just loving her
>Gentile and submissive
Can be cute