>back from ~one year break I literally don't even remember what skills do on my main characters, what items do, I can't even last hit orbs properly not to mention new characters
>MMR rank Emissary
>get raped in lane I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
>god let me get a losing streak so I settle back with the noobs while I relearn everything
>get carried the next 4 games
>nearly Archon now