Okay, so from asking about Canada I have learned:
>Toronto sucks
>Toronto is pretty good actually
>Come to Canada
>Stay in the US
>Go to Mexico
>Vancouver sucks
>Indian people
>Alberta sucks
>Don't go to Banff
>Go to Banff
>Having sex with an Indian woman is a Canadian bucket list item
>Quebec has good maple syrup
>I don't need French for large cities in Quebec
>Canada is pretty nice
>Canada is worse than Yemen
The 50/50 almost makes me want to visit Canada more so I can get my own impression. I'll probably keep an eye out for something cheap to Quebec since this thread seems to regard it the highest, but I can do 5 days in Banff for about $1k and it seems relaxing enough to keep me from killing myself after finals and before having to deal with extended family for holidays