>HEY GUYS I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING
>THE SLOTS ARE MAKING TWICE AS MUCH MONEY PER SQUARE FOOT, THAN THE GAMING TABLES!
>LET'S GET RID OF ALL THE GAMING TABLES AND DOUBLE OUR PROFITS!
>WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
>PEOPLE WILL PLAY ON THEIR PHONES RATHER THAN THE SLOT TABLES?
>THAT'S CRAZY TALK!
>LOOK OUT THERE ON THE CASINO FLOOR! THE SLOT MACHINES ARE ALL IN USE!
>WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
>THE AVERAGE AGE OF THOSE PLAYERS IS 86?
>THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE PHONES, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SLOTS?
>THAT'S CRAZY TALK, GOYIM!
