My collection is missing the jiggie version of this that was made a few weeks back

A girlfriend is basically a normie pass. This is why everyone wants one. Anything you do with your girlfriend shields you from criticism because you have one at all.

It's actually a lie that passion makes someone interesting. For example, I made a minor and negligible discovery. All of my attempts to be passionate about it were with with disdain and contempt, not to mention fabricated confusion to shut down any discussion of the subject. Sometimes passion is just off-putting. I don't mean to say socially approved passions aren't interesting though.