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>since no one gives a shit
John Carter is very simple to make it work. Its fantasy adventure in Mars where a mix of Flash Gordon and Conan Barbarian fights 4-armed green muscular martian men and helps a martian princess who dresses only in jewelry.
The appeal is so simple that Disney could easily make it work, they just don't actually want to make it work because it would upset the fat Disney Karens.