>>718439289
>be Zelda
>be suspicious of ganondorf but no one listens to you cause you’re 12
>meet fairy boy from your dreams
>ask him to get the two remaining funny gems to stop ganon
>OPPS turns out he wanted you to do that and now everything sucks
>spend the next 7 years LARPing as a dude cause the only guy who could stop ganon is in a time coma thanks to you
>fairy boy FINALLY wakes and unfucks YOUR mess
>send him back in time to stop this train wreck inadvertently dooming your current timeline later on
you almost feel bad for her

>>714726783
I really wish people had a bigger understanding/appriciation for OoT Zelda. She's such a failgirl, fucked over her whole kingdom because she wanted to be a little kid hero and she spends her whole adulthood in weeaboo cosplay trying way too hard to sounds aloof and mysterious but actually saying nothing important. She's like if the hot topic girl in the Naruto shirt had the entire fate of the world on her shoulders