Zelda girls thread, would have posted earlier, but my internet has been out for like 24 hours, and work was kinda brutal on the 4th. All girls welcome, melties aren't welcome
>melties aren't welcome
ha ha ha where do you think you are
>>714629405Well it's a particular autist that has been having a melty.
Most recent Zelda is pretty cute and deserves some love.
I had a pretty good week, work wasn't unbearable this week, how was everyone else's?
>>714630169Cutest wife, made for loving of the rough variety where she walks funny
There's new Malon content in that phoenix wright mod
>>714629913Having Friday off really helped this week, that's for sure. Sorry to all the US bros that had to work a holiday, hope you at least got compensated for it
>>714630390I saw Vinny playing that, it looked neat.
>>714630890Based, Medli is cute and based.
Wind Waker Link bred her with such frequency she was basically a bakery.
>>714631012Based and canon
>>714630642I'd kill for a 4 day work week schedule, even if it meant working 10 hours each day. I always forget how refreshing a 3 day weekend feels.
its this zelda in particular for me
>>714632102I work 5 days and get the weekend off like my last 3 jobs I worked Saturdays, and I'm kinda sick of that still.
>>714629913Absolutely fucking horrible, my physical health is deteriorating quick and my mood oscilates according to the pain.
right now, im feeling fine though, i ate an orange, even.
I fucking love Malon.
>>714630642>>714632102I work 3am-3pm sun-wed. 3 days off is nice but I'm tired most of the time... Medli Makes me happy, though.
>>714633938Sorry to hear about that, well at the moment Malon is love and life
>>714629725The little bit of Echoes of Wisdom porn I've seen is very hot, Zelda getting fucked by summoned monsters or being a nude exhibitionist under her cloak. Sadly too many people just lack the imagination to draw a stylized chibi character in different styles... or else they didn't even bother playing the game
>>714630890I need someone to catbox all the Medli x bokoblin commissions because I fear I am missing some.
>>714635365I'm honestly a fan of her non-chibi form, but I get what you mean.
For me, it's Young Zelda.
>>714628886 (OP)Marin > Malon
i said what I said.
>>714635967I like them both.
>>714630390That mod's fucking sick, it's a shame there's no Ruto though. Or Nabooru. Or Saria. Maybe they're holding them back for if they make a new case since it was so Malon-focused.
>>714629913Kind of pissed because I could have traveled internationally with family, but my job insisted I stay because this is closing period for our fiscal year which is normally chaotic as fuck... only for this to end up being the least-busy closing period we've had in years and I totally could have gone. Otherwise I'm fine so I guess I shouldn't be complaining too hard. C'est la vie, je suppose.
>>714635550 Same here. Something about the way they balanced elegance and power in her non-chibi design just hits different. The chibiโs cute and fits the gameโs tone, but that other version has this quiet confidence that makes her insanely appealing. Honestly wish theyโd use that style more often.
>>714637158She feels pretty gremliney in that one which I like.
>>714635365Shit, you reminded me that a drawfren of mine was all but excited to draw her when the game was first revealed but never followed through on it. Should inquire with him on it should he get the time
Link probably finds it odd that he's married to like 3 different Zeldas all that are obsessed with bananas
>>714638792I don't trust girls that listen to death grips.
had a weird zelda dream some tortoise covered in foilage awarded me seven pieces of heart in place of the deku tree.
>>714636646And that alone is enough to write it off.
>>714628886 (OP)Only girl worth caring about.
>>714628886 (OP)>melties aren't welcomeQRD?
>>714643149You don't get to marry either unlike the original though.
You have been ordered to give Agitha sexual intercourse, what do you do in such circumstances?
how did /v/ react when they saw that Zelda and Link canonically shared a bed?
>>714644212That's where you're wrong, because I exchanged a sun and moon mask with Cremia AND Romani after saving Termina.
>>714644250Fold her in half and piledrive her until multiple orgasms. Shes rich as fuck so despite looking like a weird little alien I'll put in my best effort.
>>714643987Zelink schizo probably
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>>714647392Anon...I have bad news for you.
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zora are the most powerful race in hyrule
>>714649831Anyone know what this bitch is saying? Can't read runes.
>>714649926something about hylian cocklust i'm sure
>>714649303NOOO SHE'LL DIE
>>714651805honestly that Gerudo outfit looks legit enough to fit in official media
>>714646647haha!
she's ten thousand years old.
>>714651892No actually, I want to be the shota they love.
Does anyone have any zelda loli requests? Gonna go to sleep, so not starting on any of them right now.
I'll post whichever ones I end up doing in this catbox album/drawthread if the thread 404s before I deliver.
https://catbox.moe/c/s40u96
Also Rommi if you're lurking, feel free to do some of the requests too; I loved your art in that Mother thread the other day.
>>714652665Would Agitha count? i would love to see Agitha sitting naked on Link's face
Link between worlds is actually the best zelda game ever made.
>>714652665loli zelda and loli malon naked and hugging each other. the hat stays on though.
>>714643862The joke is that she is going to sex a kid
>>714635402I don't know what you mean by "the commissions". I've already catbox'd and posted everything I've gotten done in a previous thread.
>>714632102I'd die before I waste my summer. I love the Sun too much.
>>714652665Malon mind swapped with Epona, and Ingo taking the dumb naked Malon on a walk while Malon in Epona's body seethes.
What would it mean if Link impregnated Malon before getting sent back to the past?
>>714661358WW Link is an actual descendant and the AU counterpart to TP Link.
>>714635967Cremia>Marin>Malon
How about THEM apples?
>>714652797I dunno about that, it was incredibly short. That said, them dungeons were good and gave me unrealistically high expectations for BotW's dungeons.
anyone got that image of Malon wearing Link's tunic?
>>714661981Who tf is Cremia?
>>714664225Play Majora's Mask.
>>714664225The only girl who ever gave Link so much as a goddamned hug.
I have returned from my sleep, thank you for keeping the thread alive.
>>714664718I want a spin off of Link dating and impregnating the fish, as well as their marriage, in that order.
All royal weddings should be shotgun weddings with a heavily pregnant bride.
>>714664225Older Malon except even more overtly affectionate towards Link, and also with a bit more tragic of a background
>>714665928Just going off of how he drew them Malon, but this is the first time I've ever really seen Saria as an option. Fucking tree trunk legs on actually fit girls do something to me.
>>714665928Of these I'd take Mipha. She's not my #1 favorite (Anju) or even my #2 (OoT Zelda) but since those aren't here..
Mipha still stirs my heart and deserves lots of love.
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>>714665928I refuse, I would make them all bare my children, especially the fish and the crystal sword android.
>>714666257Mipha is one of the few that explicitly is in love with Link and is shown being in love with Link. Her phantom has also saved my dumbass from falling off high shit a bunch
Drawfag here, what should I draw Malon/Cremia doing? Been itching to draw her recently.
>>714668697Legs up fully nude missionary style POV with her lying in the hay getting rammed with her tits a bouncening like mad. Simple as.
>>714668697Cremia AND adult Malon making out
>>714668697Cremia getting milked like a cow
Zelda lost out on Link the moment she sent him back in time. Dude was a hero and she took that away from him.
>>714668697Cremia milking a cow in a weirdly sexual way while giving you a sly grin like she 100% knows what she's doing
>>714669806Also make her titties really big to add emphasis.
>>714669692He got over it.
Is it true that Ocarina of Time was supposed to having dating sim elements at one point?
>>714673030VERY early on yes. They were scrapped pretty shortly after serious development on the game began but it still influenced some things, like the relatively large cast of girls that are clearly into you in that game.
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>>714628886 (OP)I was just playing minish cap yesterday, I like the cute jingle when you speak to her in that game
>>714674173I still can't believe that's her last canon appearance given how persistently popular she's remained in the fandom
>>714675434How did she lay an egg like that?
>>714675639Start small first..
>>714672538Fuck this duck until exploded.
i just um like big boobed npcs in games where i play as a young hero
>>714664718The one playing with the hookshot always gets me.
>>714668697Cremia giving Romani her old bras as she hit puberty and her chest begins to grow
>>714680050Cremia looking very smug holding a very big bra
>tfw you plap a cute black girl and you make a whole new species of hot ginger brown girls
https://youtu.be/AIvJtvIX7DU?si=WndPakOMz3bDzp49
>>714681187She's so fucking cute, Link should marry her and take her body guard as a Mistress, I think her body guard is like 20 I think btw, she's just a big bitch.
>>714680214Romani looking intimidated while holding one of them up.
>>714681320>there's some of Cremia's smelly boob sweat and it makes Romani's vv tingle in a weird way
>>714682332Zora's can give birth to live children despite being fish.
>>714683593Repulsive, get her outta here.
>>714682747true, with botw zora at least. it's why we see famlies in zora's domain with 1-2 children instead of entire clutches.
>>714685631Medli playing her Switch 2 with her feet because her wings can't hold it
>>714683593The one thing more repulsive than Zelink.
>>714685631Adult Link carrying Anju in his arms.
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>>714685631Gerudo Ladies going into the Kokiri Forest and then coming back out pregnant
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>>714685631Generic River Zora laying her caviar while a generic Sea Zora gives live birth
>>714683593Unironically agree, but I have a crippling race swap fetish and would also greatly enjoy seeing a Jap zelda with black hair, Middle Eastern Zelda, etc. Oh, and some white Gerudo, while I'm at it.
>>714682747Lots of fish give live birth and Zora being based on Sharks (and Dolphins) makes sense that some would give live birth and some would lay eggs. You could even have it be based on environmental factors, with the young being in eggs in the womb and the mother has the ability to lay them early should she need to.
>>714685603>>714686943More specifically Hylian men make them give live birth.
Abandon Zelda, marry Gerudo.
>>714685631Zant using Light Arrows to tease Midna's clit
I only accept exceptionally dorky gerudo
>>714689332Will you accept Gerudo from another game franchise?
>>714685631Damn, all of those fucking suck.
>>714691891Floor is yours, friend
>>714692751This image but nopan
>>714692606Gladly.
>>714685631Peatrice holding a piece of bamboo to cover her massive tits.
>>714649926>>714649831>ใใกใใซๆฐด็ๆตใใฆใใพใใใงใใใ?Has a swimsuit floated by here?
>ใพใผใฉๆใฎๅฅณๆงใ ใฃ!!It's a zora woman!
>ใใใใใฃใใใ!!Cute...!
>ใใใใใใใซใใใAh... Right there...
>ใใใใใฃใจ!Heigh-ho!
>ใใฃใใใ!?Eh...!?
>ใใใใชใใจใใพใฃใกใใใใงใใใใIf not, I'd really be in trouble...
>ใชใใงใใใWhy...
>ใชใใง่ธใ้ ใใใ ใใใ!?Why is she covering her breasts?
>>714650276>>714693776>ใช~ใใกใใฃใฆ!Just joking!
>ใ~ๆฅฝใใใฃใ!ใพใใใ~ใฃใจAh, that was fun! I'm gonna do it again
>ใฝใใฃใใGaaah
>~~~ใฃใฏใฃHah!
(I'll add that all the ใใฏใใฏ onomatopoeia for shuddering/twitching makes it seems like he nutted)
>>714689332It's great because it's literally just canon. Most Gerudo have no idea how to talk to men.
>>714687786Extremely based and BHCpilled.
I wish I was a Zelda girl and could get Hero babies
>>714698417Sleepy thread this week innit
>>714698785Medli sleeps naked
>>714658407Well I don't get to use /v/ every day and the last thread I saw weeks ago you still had one in progress that I assume is finished now
>>714629913Not bad. Strangely, nice things keep happening this week so I expect something really bad to balance it out as that is usually how these things go.
>>714700425That's fair, I wasn't getting the shit worked out of me this week, so this week will probably be worse.
Tomorrow is my birthday so it's gonna suck probably.
>>714700771Happy early birthday, anon. I hope it goes well.
>>714687902>>714688167Have this, but Link is still white.
Would be pretty based af ngl.
>>714700425Not yet, but I used this post to tease him.
>>714701823This but Zelda in the next game
I like Medli with her hair down.
>>714703384It is pretty cute on her yeah. I just like Medli in general though.
>>714703830Of course, all Medli is good.
>>714635550Same.
Usually they keep the face cute enough that it's clearly the same Zelda.
>>714706313100% canon, btw
>>714630754I played it myself then watched Vinny and it was kino twice
>>714708998>when she sees a wolfos getting too close to the horses.Farm girls don't play games.
It's so fucking hot when people draw Wind Waker girls with normal proportions
>>714710726Medli if she hit puberty
My favorite parts about Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
>>714652665Would love some green girls, such as Fado in the Lost Woods taunting the guy with the blue chicken who becomes a stalfos. Take your pick with the jokes there the cock and boner ones are for free if you go that route. Or just make it creepy.
>>714664432>>714664535>reverse search>artist pixivs are either purged of fan content or deleted entirelyDude why they gotta be like this
>>714713948>bloatfly girl
>>714629913>Live in family home, instead of just parent's home>Eldest aunt gets sick, she's like the new grandma since grandma died>I don't work, my whole family is against it for some reason that I don't know, I'm not told, and investigating seems like a waste of time>eldest aunt gets hospitalized>Mom can't handle the pressure as well, and she was seemingly going insane even before>My aunt's son came to check, but he works in another city so he can't stay>Eldest aunt is constantly sick, and this might be the last time she's in the hospital. Because she'll probably die before the next one.>Mom doesn't haven a job either.>Things never get talked about in this home, therefore they're never solved.>Grandma was a hoarder, and so are mom, and my aunt. So whatever mind condition that leads to hoarding, is amplified if it's two people with it.>I have a heart problem, but I don't want to tell anyone because I think with one sick person to worry about is enough.In other news I beat Wind Waker for the first time recently. I had a lot of fun.
Unlike Ocarina of Time that I only got to Spirits Temple and I quit, I got bored.
>>714716170You legit probably had like 2-3 hours left on Ocarina of Time.
>>714629913I worked a lot last week, but thankfully work is getting easier and I've managed to make some work friends which makes it a lot more enjoyable. In general life is pretty good, I've been missing my family though and home in general
>>714716170Bro, get yourself a job asap and the get hell outta that house.
Don't let others drag you down with them.
>>714660746Why do all the best girl's names start with M?
>>714716313Exactly, but it was 2-3 hours longer than it had to be.
It didn't need a gazillion temples.
The shadow temple could've been the last.
I don't mind long games if they're engaging.
But at that point I was like: is it over now? ... now?
And I was using a guide!
>>714716170Recently Iโve been getting this awful itch right in my actual asshole and the only way I can scratch it is by fingering myself with a paper towel and honestly it feels amazing and I wish it would itch more
>>714716835It's intentional.
wonder what the next M named Zelda character will look like.
>>714716548that sounds like it works,
-but grandma died nothing changed,
-grandma's brother that lived with us, that was practically like a grandfather died, nothing changed.
-a young cousin of 23 committed suicide, nothing changed.
I don't like excuses, but if death doesn't change anything, what can I do?
I thought of escaping, and I tried once, failed. Came back.
Besides I'm 28 now, I don't have as much will, nor energy.
I don't expect to solve anything, nor for things to solve magically.
I'm just saying it here, because I don't expect anyone that I know to understand.
Not even the people that live here.
>>714712157Nips are very prone to autistic meltdowns for whatever reason, I did a sfw shitpost edit of some guyโs drawing and he sent over a hundred messages demanding I take them down or heโd sue me and then sent a long rant about how I ruined his life and deleted everything before I could respond because I was sleeping
https://youtu.be/3U5VVYYF6fw?si=iPvo2dLzj_ljF9hk
>>714717772One Japanese artist I follow got hounded of sexualizing Miku on twitter because "she's 16" and has been making a series of increasingly bizarre nonsexual images with her including one that's just her underwear floating as though there's still an invisible Miku wearing it spreading her legs. One of the more actually funny meltdowns I've seen from them.
>>714669692your trannycanon runs contrary to what is actually shown in the game. the game itself shows that Link saw Zelda off last, out of everyone in Hyrule. (he already has Epona). But keep coping on a chinese forum about a 30 year old game.
>>714719429Melties aren't welcome, sperg.
>>714719781okay? then call bs out for what it is everytime, not just cherry picking my post.
>>714719837You're throwing a melty over a post from 11 hours ago. This is why everyone will always shit on you. But spergs like you lack the self-awareness needed to recognize that.
>>714643026I don't do cloacas
>>714719937>You're throwing a melty over a post from 11 hours ago.not how 4chan works newfag. go back to r*eddit maybe if you want instant gratification?
>This is why everyone will always shit on you. But spergs like you lack the self-awareness needed to recognize that.nobody cares.
And regardless, Link was already a hero. in the child timeline that was established. it is TP that retconned Majora's Mask and OOT (dogshit game). In MM and OOT, he was given direct access to Princess Zelda. They followed his word and he saved the day. He had a piece of the Triforce in him. He then went on to save an entirely different world. To even insinuate that link 'wasn't a hero' is complete and total Aonuma cope. the Hero of Time is the greatest Link ever. funny how you guys come on here to shit on him and degrade his status, merely relegating him to 'living on a farm' etc, when every Link has been shown to never settle down. Link is traditionally a wandering hero, and always will be.
>>714720241>paragraph of seetheZelinktroons are so easy.
>>714720460>>714720353>necroposting>zero discussion about zelda games themselvesuseless waste of a thread. no wonder its dead
>>714720460Somebody stop the madman
>>714720578No one wants to discuss with an autistic nigger like yourself. Sorry, but things won't be different here.
>>714720460Look at her go, damn
>>714720665Jannies and mods are only here to make this place look attractive to advertisers. There is no stopping it.
>>714720891The advertisers in question:
>>714721624Treehouse localizers my beloathed
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>>714722179She looks like she should have braces.
>>714722179I want to bully her with my penis
I argued with my classmates in grade school over whether Malon's chest was big due to her having big boobs or as they put it, her shirt bunched up over her belt.
>>714724396I still sometimes see that argument. I think she legit just has big tiddies, OOT is a horny-ass game.
>>714725524I can agree to that, she's a horse girl that also looks after cows, she's just got some big udders.
Imagine if you played the right song in front of her she'd probably ruin her shirt with milk
It's all gonna be alright
>>714672749the fact so many actually believe this is link based on some loose information is really something
>>714724646There is no way he would get a signal at the bottom of the water temple.
>>714726282I'll have you know that's pretty realistic, I used to work door dash while I was between jobs and I could pick up a signal in a fucking concrete warehouse that was insulated, but lose complete service inside of a Chipotle. Link probably has Verizon.
>>714726192It's very heavily implied they do basically everything outside of outright saying it. Maybe subtext is too advanced for you.
>>714669692>be Zelda >be suspicious of ganondorf but no one listens to you cause youโre 12>meet fairy boy from your dreams>ask him to get the two remaining funny gems to stop ganon >OPPS turns out he wanted you to do that and now everything sucks>spend the next 7 years LARPing as a dude cause the only guy who could stop ganon is in a time coma thanks to you>fairy boy FINALLY wakes and unfucks YOUR mess>send him back in time to stop this train wreck inadvertently dooming your current timeline later onIf BoTW Zelda didnโt exist OoT Zelda would be the biggest fuck up of all her incarcerations. Imagine spending a large portion of your life trying to fix a mistake you made as a child
>>714726783She has it pretty rough, her dad's dead, fucking all the saints or whatever the fuck they're called are dead, and your house is a fucking 100x100 foot hole directly connected to lava.
>>714726783I really wish people had a bigger understanding/appriciation for OoT Zelda. She's such a failgirl, fucked over her whole kingdom because she wanted to be a little kid hero and she spends her whole adulthood in weeaboo cosplay trying way too hard to sounds aloof and mysterious but actually saying nothing important. She's like if the hot topic girl in the Naruto shirt had the entire fate of the world on her shoulders
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>>714725329>>714724396What a downgrade. What the fuck Nintendo.
>>714727169I imagine the Hyrule royal family is somewhere around the Hapsburgs in being inbred since all the women look exactly the fucking same.
>>714726108Don't worry about the future, it's alright
Because a better picture we can't find
https://youtu.be/kTqIN-5w93Q?si=plYl4_b5ulAFtSFd
>>714726783>Screwed up so badly that time and space is shattered and the timeline splits in threeI'd say that puts OoT Zelda as THE biggest failure, really.
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>>714728289Man the GBC had so much fucking soul.
>>714728005>>714726783i think it's bizarre how early that Zelda is in the timeline when she's the fourth Zelda when the previous three didn't fuck up. Skyward Sword, Minish Cap, Four Swords and then you have a young girl who is destined to make three timelines.
>>714728339there is a certain charm with the graphics and the very limited sound chip. They did really good with what they had to work with
>>714728343I wish we got more Minish Cap Zelda, she was really cute for like the 5 minutes we got to know her.
>>714693467https://files.catbox.moe/l2hfpm.jpg
>>714723815Who is the artist of this?
>>714727169>She's such a failgirlI was so fucking disapointed when I learned this. What does the triforce of wisdom even do?
Does it force you to make mistakes so you have to learn from experience.
>>714728567Bretty good, and I'm not even that big of a Peatrice fan
>>714726783>>714728343Proof that Toon Zeldas are superior.
>>714729589i want another toon zelda
>>714729325Pretty sure it gives you time powers now and a huge ass.
>>714729325It grants Wis 10 but Int 0 so you can still be retarded
>>714730151>time powers now and a huge assAre we sure that Nayru's power and not Hylia's?
>>714728567OR here. Pretty damn solid job, anon, thanks.
>>714730542Could be get a power up from both their asses. It makes up for her being so useless.
>>714729937You just know we're never getting another Toon-Style house.
>>714730542>Accidently send yourself back in time>fuck that up>decide the best way to get back in time is to turn into a dragon with a boopable snoot
>>714731242>Change back for no reason>Everything is as it was before you went back in timeAbsolutley no value as a sequel and Zelda somehow came out looking even worse for it.
Except the Dragon-Zelda art. That's pretty good.
>>714731815Her dress is pretty sexy and she didn't make the timeline worse some how, so um good on her I guess.
>>714726783>OPPS turns out he wanted you to do that and now everything sucksIโve always found it kinda funny that Ganon literally walks into the sacred realm but there was probably about 10 minutes where he didnโt realize oh that kid that pulled a knife on me that I saw hanging out with the princess is the key
>>714731931>Her dress is pretty sexyThat it is.
>>714731931Also before someone says her ass being that fat is a mod, I played it when it came out and it was that fucking fat.
>>714732160She really should have been a dragon girl. She is Dragon a wagon
>smash 6 happens
>whichever Zelda remains, TotK Zelda will definitely transform into a dragon.
I think i rather have the legacy Zelda characters in smash than BotW versions.
>>714720241>it is TP that retconned Majora's Mask and OOT (dogshit game).It didn't retcon anything you dumb Matpat zoomer, and the fact you hate OoT makes your opinion on anything related to OoT irrelevant.
>>714732559Why did you read a sperg post in the first place?
I'm so conflicted.
I really like the idea of Zelda being a tomboy-nerd obsessed with frogs and robots and stuff.
But between her annoying voice, paint by numbers sad girl anime story, and general uselessness...
Dammit, why can't she just be better?
>>714732741It can't be helped. Zelda has consistently been the worst written girl if not the worst written character in the entire franchise. It's her destiny.
>>714732519>I think i rather have the legacy Zelda characters in smash than BotW versions.Pretty sure Sakurai agrees with you.
>>714732741JP voices are at least good
whoever was responsible for the EN casting and continued casting is a gorilla retard
>>714732617Because the revisionist zoomer always derails the threads and makes it about his personal ship, even though he hates OoT entirely and calls anyone who likes it a Snoy for some reason
>>714629725She has some fun art
>>714732915Just ignore him
>>714732859It's really night and day, like her having her freak out is pretty gripping in Japanese, but holy shit the English dub is bad, she's also the only Bri*sh person in the whole game.
>>714732936Yeah I loved the wierd art people made for this game.
>>714733374Spawning a bed in a lake and just chilling, looked super comfy.
>switch 2 zelda will make us revisit ocarina of time's world, but before Wind Waker.
Man I'd love a version of Windwaker with all the stuff they cut restored or even just added.
>>714685631Princess Ruto and Link clothing swap
>>714732559NTA but you clearly can't read. from his post he is calling TP the shit game.
>>714734578As if that makes his opinion anymore worthwhile
>>714734026>not picking the comfy bedAt least do that, my girl
sex with the priest's daughter
>>714735325But she's a virgin, it's part of who she is.
>>714735325I don't understand why Echoes of Wisdom didn't follow ALBW graphics when LA could have been just a dream like state.
Nowhere near enough best girl in this thread.
>>714736286I have several images, but the tamest of which will make the mods have a melty.
https://youtu.be/I53v_FCSTs0?si=O-2VsiWwl9XVGyia
Nintendo is complete dead silent over Age of Imprisonment. I wonder if the roster will be minimal.
>>714736349Be more selective with your save folder.
>>714736449Donkey Kong is their main focus right now.
>>714736449No idea why they even bothered making this one canon, what a shit idea to base it off one of the worst Zelda stories that was outsourced to mobile game developers. I personally wanted a AOC follow up on that timelines version of the Tears story, would've been perfect to keep Link and bring the old champs to the past as well. Who is going to buy a game with 4 masked retards and some cunt on the cover.
>>714736730Interesting research.
>>714736903>>714736947>>714736982>>714737024>>714737058Remember she has the mind of a 100 year old granny, or some of you may find that as a bonus.
>>714737213She's already my favorite, you don't need to sell her to me.
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Is it true Link tried to see Zelda naked on Eventide Island?
Purah's only good when she's small.
>>714737469Seems like he looked away the moment he realized something might happen. Could be he forgot that it had happened before up until they arrived.
>Teba never got an amiibo of his own because Japan loved his son Tulin they made him a character for TotK.
kxjrn
>>714738295Teba was never much of a character. He just did his little thumbs up to Link and that was it in BotW. Him being incredibly busted in AoC was funny as fuck though. Sidon and Riju (to a lesser extent) where the popular ones of the four.
which begs the question BotW Riju or TotK Riju
>>714732160>>714731931I need to collect porn exclusively of Zelda wearing her white BotW dress and her white TotK dress
What does one call this body type?
>>714739897an ironing board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_zUcKJ2At0
>>714732062It's even funnier when you realize ol' Dorf had still made absolute dick for progress in his evil plot at that point.
>killed the deku tree>tried starving the gorons>tried poisoning the zora's deity>zero spiritual stones gained from this>doesn't know the song of time>assassinates the king anyways>doesn't get the ocarina of time>shoots a random child in the face>brags to him that he's about to be the new king of hyrule (no he fucking isn't)If Link didn't open that door, the entire country would've dogpiled Ganondorf and he wouldn't have anything to show for his efforts. Just like what happened in the child timeline, come to think of it.
I need a breakfast of Malon's milk and Medli's eggs
>>714739897She pads her bra in the blue outfit.
>>714746297Kinda a shame that store milk is from cows and not cute farm girls, wouldn't it be more healthy?
>>714747065Agreed. We should start milking women.
>>714743078cute bug chaser
>>714747330And they should all be cute redheads, their milk is the healthiest and a lot more people would be eager to get into farm work.
>>714737213>cougar mentality in a young bodyone of the very few good characters in modern Zelda
>>714733504Nobody talks about this game for some reason.
I'm basically two days late at this point, but shit's been crazy lately so I'm just happy the thread is still here. After so long, I can tell you once more that I love redheaded farm girls.
>>714754423I don't know what's going on here but it's making me uncomfortable.
>>714754728If I had to guess from the context, it seems like it's fabric costumes covering their faces, which then got wet, which makes it very hard to breathe through. Not unlike waterboarding.
Not sure what the Midna one means by hardhat, though.
>>714744325Very cute, I want to give her one like twice as big as she is, she'd act like she didn't want it, and she'd crack when I said, "Well since you aren't interested, I'll just have to throw it away".
Sorry about that, fell asleep, had a dream some artsy fartsy college chick was interested in me and wanted to see if I could turn her on.
>>714756072I will always lament that Sue-Belle never got more attention.
>>714756507She has that soulful animation that I haven't saved
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>>714632102>living and working on the ranch with Cremia and Romani>have cute first love relationship with Romani>Creamia jealously listens in as she masturbates furiously>one night secretly replace Link's drink with Chateau Romani>he gets tipsy>sneak into his room and fuck his brains out>Romani walks>Cremia cries, begging for fogiveness>Romani feels sorry for her and says they can share>Link spends the rest of his days enjoying milky threesomesThis. Will. Never. Be. You.
>>714751634Not much to really discuss. It had a neat mechanic, but the story isn't very deep and there's not a lot of unique characters to really discuss. The villain was pretty cool, it was nice to finally get a non-Ganondorf/Ganon villain after nearly a decade.
>>714760803I miss all the Inkling/Link art that happened in the wake of Ultimate. Especially since it's consistent with various Links pulling fish pussy with basically no effort.
>>714739897Type B for BUTT
>>714762256NO STOP, DON'T SEDUCE ME
>>714764398She's a master of se-DUCK-tion!
>>714765481You stop that.
Fish sluts have it so rough
>>714766532What, is Medli not allowed to occasionally quack a joke!?
>>714768171The Hylian fears the Sheikah
Just got off the phone with Miyamoto. He said that every Link settles down with a harem.
>>714739897I thought the Frog Catching cutscene was just gonna be a fluke at first, but Nintendo really did just decide to give this Zelda a big fat ass.
>>714771698Bugs are gross.
>>714771884Don't say mean things about her friends.
>>714732741>general uselessness...>Seals Ganon for 100 years by herself>Sacrifices herself just to supercharge the Master Sword to canonically most powerful stateI'm genuinely not sure what more you want her to do. She does more than basically every other Zelda. OoT and TP Zelda are more useless by a huge margin.
>>714772131Really only good more making less useless Zeldas.
>>714732838i sure hope so
>>714772409>Really only good more making less useless ZeldasYou havin' a stroke?
>>714773554No, I just played a lot of football in highschool and probably have brain damage.
>>714779404And I gather rare ones just to make her smile!
God rebinding the buttons on Switch 2 Windwaker emulation is such a fucking nightmare, like instead of it asking what you want each button and stick does, it has a fucking diagram that makes me wanna commit suicide. Other than that I am enjoying it.
>>714780171Okay, I finally got it redone in a way that makes sense to me.
>>714773000>what could go wrong?Getting boned, for one...
would you play a zelda game with a femlink?
>>714728343Well the number four is considered unlucky in Japan due to the kanji for it being similar to the kanji for โDeathโ.
>>714726783Technically what happened in BotW was King Roamโs fault for being a shit father and clinging to tradition.
>>714729325You do realize that kid Zelda doesnโt have the Triforce of Wisdom yet, she doesnโt get t until Ganondorf invades the Sacred Realm and touches the Triforce making it split into three pieces.
>>714726986That and she sent her husbando back in time so she is alone and unhappily married.
>>714786020Honestly, not nowadays, I associate female protagonists with a series going down the shitter.
>>714727169Pretty sure she also wanted to be with Link.
https://youtu.be/uG1aD4B58sQ?si=gKDWo7YvmkZXjO_A
>>714731242That dragon thing and TotKโs whole story was so stupid. Link should have gotten the Dragon transformation instead at the climax of the game, there is no way he would let his wife go through that โsacrificeโ bullshit again, and there should have been no time travel shenanigans either, I hope Age of Imprisonment somewhat rectifies this.
>>714731242TOTK's story just screams to me that it was something of an after thought. I get that the Zelda Team puts gameplay first as a priority for the development, but this is the largest internal development studio at Nintendo, with an enormous budget to work with, and the longest development time in Zelda's history... And this story was the best they could come up with? It's just sad that the most engaging part of the story for TOTK comes in the form of a trailer that released before the actual game ever released.
>>714734381That was done already, stupid.
>>714731242Link and Zelda should have been together the whole game in TotK and be playable co-op. Instead we got this light dragon bullshit that was never referenced or implied in BotW. TotK contradicts a lot of BotW.
>>714786809Well at least her younger self probably got to grow up with him, probably not gotten married or anything, but probably like a Queen of England situation where she has like 8 kids but no husband.
>>714732741>paint by numbers sad girl anime story and general uselessnessBut enough about Garnet from Final Fantasy IX.
>>714732837>Zelda has consistently been the worst written girl if not the worst written character in the entire franchise. Got a source and reason for that claim, buddy?
>>714788970Zelinktroon, are you about to have ANOTHER melty?
>>714788121Wait for real? please link me it
>>714772131>Sacrifices herself just to supercharge the Master Sword to canonically most powerful stateYou mean the same sword that shouldnโt have even gotten broken in the first place?
Nintendo threw decades of lore out the window because it was established many times that the power of the sword is that it cannot be touched by anything evil. That is why it was so deadly as it's repelling force allowed it to cut through any monster. So the notion of Malice being able to not only touch the blade but even break it is fundamentally flawed writing. It was just an excuse to copypaste BotW and push Zelda to the sidelines again and fridge her as a dragon.
>>714772131>OoT and TP Zelda are more useless by a huge margin.OoT Zelda helps as Sheik and gives info, and TP Zelda saves Midna (even if the love story with Link is a bit weak)
>>714789317How does she do the cute so cute?
no matter how hard you pick apart totk you will never be able to distill why the writing is bad. the simple truth is that it is just gay. i saved you a lot of effort. it is gay.
>>714789396She just does.
>>714758928That and it didnโt shit on the zelda lore and contradict even itโs direct predecessor and let us down after six years of hype.
>>714782332Wait... her or you?
>>714751634there's nothing to talk about
>>714789543She only settles for bulls
>>714789543dont mind if i do
>>714792167Her pussy hair must smell absolutely fucking rancid (this is a good thing)
You know what Zelda needs?
Vocal End Credits themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAVApcrgFzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0zO50MDjQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTvnKbAnQR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3a_iTwQIi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNefNLOHVYk
>>714628886 (OP)When are we getting a Link and Zelda that are siblings? (They fuck anyway)
>>714795131When we get the Zelda x Fire Emblem Crossover