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Anonymous No.714628886 [Report] >>714635967 >>714642343 >>714643987 >>714665928 >>714674173 >>714708998 >>714750036 >>714789543 >>714795131
Zelda girls thread, would have posted earlier, but my internet has been out for like 24 hours, and work was kinda brutal on the 4th. All girls welcome, melties aren't welcome
Anonymous No.714629094 [Report] >>714630169
I love my wife Peatrice.
Anonymous No.714629405 [Report] >>714629435
>melties aren't welcome
ha ha ha where do you think you are
Anonymous No.714629435 [Report]
>>714629405
Well it's a particular autist that has been having a melty.
Anonymous No.714629725 [Report] >>714635365 >>714732936
Most recent Zelda is pretty cute and deserves some love.
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Anonymous No.714629913 [Report] >>714630642 >>714633938 >>714636975 >>714700425 >>714716170 >>714716501
I had a pretty good week, work wasn't unbearable this week, how was everyone else's?
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Anonymous No.714630169 [Report] >>714630253
>>714629094
Anonymous No.714630253 [Report]
>>714630169
Cutest wife, made for loving of the rough variety where she walks funny
Anonymous No.714630390 [Report] >>714630754 >>714636646
There's new Malon content in that phoenix wright mod
Anonymous No.714630642 [Report] >>714632102 >>714634248
>>714629913
Having Friday off really helped this week, that's for sure. Sorry to all the US bros that had to work a holiday, hope you at least got compensated for it
Anonymous No.714630754 [Report] >>714633273 >>714708734
>>714630390
I saw Vinny playing that, it looked neat.
Anonymous No.714630890 [Report] >>714630931 >>714635402
I love Medli!
Anonymous No.714630931 [Report] >>714631209
>>714630890
Based, Medli is cute and based.
Anonymous No.714631012 [Report] >>714631468
Wind Waker Link bred her with such frequency she was basically a bakery.
Anonymous No.714631209 [Report] >>714631339
>>714630931
Anonymous No.714631339 [Report]
>>714631209
I like it.
Anonymous No.714631468 [Report]
>>714631012
Based and canon
Anonymous No.714631742 [Report]
I love this damn bird.
Anonymous No.714632102 [Report] >>714633714 >>714634248 >>714660980 >>714757814
>>714630642
I'd kill for a 4 day work week schedule, even if it meant working 10 hours each day. I always forget how refreshing a 3 day weekend feels.
Anonymous No.714632883 [Report]
its this zelda in particular for me
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Anonymous No.714633273 [Report]
>>714630754
Anonymous No.714633454 [Report]
Eh Reh! Eh Reh!
Anonymous No.714633714 [Report]
>>714632102
I work 5 days and get the weekend off like my last 3 jobs I worked Saturdays, and I'm kinda sick of that still.
Anonymous No.714633938 [Report] >>714634707
>>714629913
Absolutely fucking horrible, my physical health is deteriorating quick and my mood oscilates according to the pain.
right now, im feeling fine though, i ate an orange, even.
I fucking love Malon.
Anonymous No.714634248 [Report]
>>714630642
>>714632102
I work 3am-3pm sun-wed. 3 days off is nice but I'm tired most of the time... Medli Makes me happy, though.
Anonymous No.714634707 [Report]
>>714633938
Sorry to hear about that, well at the moment Malon is love and life
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Anonymous No.714635365 [Report] >>714635550 >>714638206
>>714629725
The little bit of Echoes of Wisdom porn I've seen is very hot, Zelda getting fucked by summoned monsters or being a nude exhibitionist under her cloak. Sadly too many people just lack the imagination to draw a stylized chibi character in different styles... or else they didn't even bother playing the game
Anonymous No.714635402 [Report] >>714658407
>>714630890
I need someone to catbox all the Medli x bokoblin commissions because I fear I am missing some.
Anonymous No.714635550 [Report] >>714637158 >>714704318
>>714635365
I'm honestly a fan of her non-chibi form, but I get what you mean.
Anonymous No.714635801 [Report]
For me, it's Young Zelda.
Anonymous No.714635967 [Report] >>714636071 >>714661981
>>714628886 (OP)
Marin > Malon
i said what I said.
Anonymous No.714636071 [Report]
>>714635967
I like them both.
Anonymous No.714636646 [Report] >>714642042
>>714630390
That mod's fucking sick, it's a shame there's no Ruto though. Or Nabooru. Or Saria. Maybe they're holding them back for if they make a new case since it was so Malon-focused.
Anonymous No.714636975 [Report]
>>714629913
Kind of pissed because I could have traveled internationally with family, but my job insisted I stay because this is closing period for our fiscal year which is normally chaotic as fuck... only for this to end up being the least-busy closing period we've had in years and I totally could have gone. Otherwise I'm fine so I guess I shouldn't be complaining too hard. C'est la vie, je suppose.
Anonymous No.714637158 [Report] >>714637251
>>714635550
Same here. Something about the way they balanced elegance and power in her non-chibi design just hits different. The chibi’s cute and fits the game’s tone, but that other version has this quiet confidence that makes her insanely appealing. Honestly wish they’d use that style more often.
Anonymous No.714637251 [Report]
>>714637158
She feels pretty gremliney in that one which I like.
Anonymous No.714638020 [Report]
fish
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Anonymous No.714638206 [Report]
>>714635365
Shit, you reminded me that a drawfren of mine was all but excited to draw her when the game was first revealed but never followed through on it. Should inquire with him on it should he get the time
Anonymous No.714638747 [Report]
Link probably finds it odd that he's married to like 3 different Zeldas all that are obsessed with bananas
Anonymous No.714638792 [Report] >>714639652
I like the green girl.
Anonymous No.714639652 [Report]
>>714638792
I don't trust girls that listen to death grips.
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Anonymous No.714641391 [Report]
had a weird zelda dream some tortoise covered in foilage awarded me seven pieces of heart in place of the deku tree.
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Anonymous No.714642042 [Report]
>>714636646
And that alone is enough to write it off.
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Anonymous No.714642343 [Report] >>714643149
>>714628886 (OP)
Only girl worth caring about.
Anonymous No.714643026 [Report] >>714720051
Anonymous No.714643149 [Report] >>714644212
>>714642343
Girls*
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Anonymous No.714643862 [Report] >>714657501
Anonymous No.714643987 [Report] >>714644997
>>714628886 (OP)
>melties aren't welcome
QRD?
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Anonymous No.714644212 [Report] >>714644737
>>714643149
You don't get to marry either unlike the original though.
Anonymous No.714644250 [Report] >>714644823 >>714726510
You have been ordered to give Agitha sexual intercourse, what do you do in such circumstances?
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Anonymous No.714644502 [Report]
how did /v/ react when they saw that Zelda and Link canonically shared a bed?
Anonymous No.714644737 [Report]
>>714644212
That's where you're wrong, because I exchanged a sun and moon mask with Cremia AND Romani after saving Termina.
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Anonymous No.714644823 [Report]
>>714644250
Fold her in half and piledrive her until multiple orgasms. Shes rich as fuck so despite looking like a weird little alien I'll put in my best effort.
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>>714643987
Zelink schizo probably
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Anonymous No.714646647 [Report] >>714651958
Anonymous No.714647392 [Report] >>714648056
Anonymous No.714648056 [Report]
>>714647392
Anon...I have bad news for you.
Anonymous No.714649303 [Report] >>714650474
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Anonymous No.714649831 [Report] >>714649926 >>714693776
zora are the most powerful race in hyrule
Anonymous No.714649926 [Report] >>714650276 >>714693776
>>714649831
Anyone know what this bitch is saying? Can't read runes.
Anonymous No.714650276 [Report] >>714694241
>>714649926
something about hylian cocklust i'm sure
Anonymous No.714650474 [Report]
>>714649303
NOOO SHE'LL DIE
Anonymous No.714651805 [Report] >>714651870
Anonymous No.714651870 [Report]
>>714651805
honestly that Gerudo outfit looks legit enough to fit in official media
Anonymous No.714651892 [Report] >>714652119 >>714652364
AGP thread
Anonymous No.714651958 [Report]
>>714646647
haha!

she's ten thousand years old.
Anonymous No.714652119 [Report]
>>714651892
yeah and
Anonymous No.714652364 [Report]
>>714651892
No actually, I want to be the shota they love.
Anonymous No.714652665 [Report] >>714652793 >>714656383 >>714661182 >>714711156
Does anyone have any zelda loli requests? Gonna go to sleep, so not starting on any of them right now.
I'll post whichever ones I end up doing in this catbox album/drawthread if the thread 404s before I deliver.
https://catbox.moe/c/s40u96
Also Rommi if you're lurking, feel free to do some of the requests too; I loved your art in that Mother thread the other day.
Anonymous No.714652793 [Report]
>>714652665
Would Agitha count? i would love to see Agitha sitting naked on Link's face
Anonymous No.714652797 [Report] >>714662086
Link between worlds is actually the best zelda game ever made.
Anonymous No.714654765 [Report]
fish
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Anonymous No.714656383 [Report]
>>714652665
loli zelda and loli malon naked and hugging each other. the hat stays on though.
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>>714643862
The joke is that she is going to sex a kid
Anonymous No.714658407 [Report] >>714699485
>>714635402
I don't know what you mean by "the commissions". I've already catbox'd and posted everything I've gotten done in a previous thread.
Anonymous No.714660746 [Report] >>714716835
Don't die!
Anonymous No.714660980 [Report]
>>714632102
I'd die before I waste my summer. I love the Sun too much.
Anonymous No.714661182 [Report]
>>714652665
Malon mind swapped with Epona, and Ingo taking the dumb naked Malon on a walk while Malon in Epona's body seethes.
Anonymous No.714661358 [Report] >>714661579
What would it mean if Link impregnated Malon before getting sent back to the past?
Anonymous No.714661420 [Report]
Slow thread
Anonymous No.714661579 [Report]
>>714661358
WW Link is an actual descendant and the AU counterpart to TP Link.
Anonymous No.714661981 [Report] >>714664225
>>714635967
Cremia>Marin>Malon

How about THEM apples?
Anonymous No.714662086 [Report]
>>714652797
I dunno about that, it was incredibly short. That said, them dungeons were good and gave me unrealistically high expectations for BotW's dungeons.
Anonymous No.714662482 [Report]
anyone got that image of Malon wearing Link's tunic?
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Anonymous No.714664225 [Report] >>714664432 >>714664535 >>714665778
>>714661981
Who tf is Cremia?
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Anonymous No.714664432 [Report] >>714712157
>>714664225
Play Majora's Mask.
Anonymous No.714664535 [Report] >>714712157
>>714664225
The only girl who ever gave Link so much as a goddamned hug.
Anonymous No.714664718 [Report] >>714665712 >>714678118
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Anonymous No.714665549 [Report]
I have returned from my sleep, thank you for keeping the thread alive.
Anonymous No.714665712 [Report]
>>714664718
I want a spin off of Link dating and impregnating the fish, as well as their marriage, in that order.
All royal weddings should be shotgun weddings with a heavily pregnant bride.
Anonymous No.714665778 [Report]
>>714664225
Older Malon except even more overtly affectionate towards Link, and also with a bit more tragic of a background
Anonymous No.714665928 [Report] >>714666146 >>714666257 >>714668195
>>714628886 (OP)
pick one
Anonymous No.714666146 [Report]
>>714665928
Just going off of how he drew them Malon, but this is the first time I've ever really seen Saria as an option. Fucking tree trunk legs on actually fit girls do something to me.
Anonymous No.714666257 [Report] >>714668261
>>714665928
Of these I'd take Mipha. She's not my #1 favorite (Anju) or even my #2 (OoT Zelda) but since those aren't here..
Mipha still stirs my heart and deserves lots of love.
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Anonymous No.714668195 [Report]
>>714665928
I refuse, I would make them all bare my children, especially the fish and the crystal sword android.
Anonymous No.714668261 [Report]
>>714666257
Mipha is one of the few that explicitly is in love with Link and is shown being in love with Link. Her phantom has also saved my dumbass from falling off high shit a bunch
Anonymous No.714668697 [Report] >>714669402 >>714669506 >>714669546 >>714669806 >>714680050
Drawfag here, what should I draw Malon/Cremia doing? Been itching to draw her recently.
Anonymous No.714669402 [Report]
>>714668697
Legs up fully nude missionary style POV with her lying in the hay getting rammed with her tits a bouncening like mad. Simple as.
Anonymous No.714669506 [Report]
>>714668697
Cremia AND adult Malon making out
Anonymous No.714669546 [Report]
>>714668697
Cremia getting milked like a cow
Anonymous No.714669692 [Report] >>714672749 >>714719429 >>714726783
Zelda lost out on Link the moment she sent him back in time. Dude was a hero and she took that away from him.
Anonymous No.714669806 [Report] >>714669851
>>714668697
Cremia milking a cow in a weirdly sexual way while giving you a sly grin like she 100% knows what she's doing
Anonymous No.714669851 [Report]
>>714669806
Also make her titties really big to add emphasis.
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Anonymous No.714671189 [Report]
Cute Zelda, pretty sexy.
Anonymous No.714672538 [Report] >>714672748 >>714673489 >>714676083
Anonymous No.714672748 [Report]
>>714672538
Alluring duck
Anonymous No.714672749 [Report] >>714726192
>>714669692
He got over it.
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Anonymous No.714673030 [Report] >>714673327
Is it true that Ocarina of Time was supposed to having dating sim elements at one point?
Anonymous No.714673267 [Report]
Where is it
Anonymous No.714673327 [Report]
>>714673030
VERY early on yes. They were scrapped pretty shortly after serious development on the game began but it still influenced some things, like the relatively large cast of girls that are clearly into you in that game.
Anonymous No.714673489 [Report]
>>714672538
Anonymous No.714673778 [Report]
Gerudo?
Anonymous No.714674173 [Report] >>714674542
>>714628886 (OP)
I was just playing minish cap yesterday, I like the cute jingle when you speak to her in that game
Anonymous No.714674542 [Report]
>>714674173
I still can't believe that's her last canon appearance given how persistently popular she's remained in the fandom
Anonymous No.714675434 [Report] >>714675639
Anonymous No.714675639 [Report] >>714675903
>>714675434
How did she lay an egg like that?
Anonymous No.714675903 [Report]
>>714675639
Start small first..
Anonymous No.714676083 [Report]
>>714672538
Fuck this duck until exploded.
Anonymous No.714676275 [Report] >>714676442
i just um like big boobed npcs in games where i play as a young hero
Anonymous No.714676442 [Report]
>>714676275
Based.
Anonymous No.714676449 [Report] >>714676880 >>714680874 >>714681023 >>714682332
Where is the preg
Anonymous No.714676880 [Report]
>>714676449
Anonymous No.714678115 [Report]
Butt princess
Anonymous No.714678118 [Report]
>>714664718
The one playing with the hookshot always gets me.
Anonymous No.714678918 [Report]
Cremia is best waifu.
Anonymous No.714680050 [Report] >>714680214
>>714668697
Cremia giving Romani her old bras as she hit puberty and her chest begins to grow
Anonymous No.714680214 [Report] >>714681320
>>714680050
Cremia looking very smug holding a very big bra
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Anonymous No.714680874 [Report]
>>714676449
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Anonymous No.714681023 [Report]
>>714676449
Anonymous No.714681075 [Report]
>tfw you plap a cute black girl and you make a whole new species of hot ginger brown girls
Anonymous No.714681187 [Report] >>714681296
Anonymous No.714681274 [Report]
https://youtu.be/AIvJtvIX7DU?si=WndPakOMz3bDzp49
Anonymous No.714681296 [Report] >>714681579
>>714681187
She's so fucking cute, Link should marry her and take her body guard as a Mistress, I think her body guard is like 20 I think btw, she's just a big bitch.
Anonymous No.714681320 [Report] >>714681586
>>714680214
Romani looking intimidated while holding one of them up.
Anonymous No.714681579 [Report]
>>714681296
Anonymous No.714681586 [Report]
>>714681320
>there's some of Cremia's smelly boob sweat and it makes Romani's vv tingle in a weird way
Anonymous No.714681958 [Report]
SHE
Anonymous No.714682332 [Report] >>714682747
>>714676449
Anonymous No.714682747 [Report] >>714685603 >>714686943
>>714682332
Zora's can give birth to live children despite being fish.
Anonymous No.714683593 [Report] >>714684420 >>714686027 >>714686728
It's better this way
Anonymous No.714684420 [Report] >>714687989
>>714683593
Repulsive, get her outta here.
Anonymous No.714685603 [Report] >>714687786
>>714682747
true, with botw zora at least. it's why we see famlies in zora's domain with 1-2 children instead of entire clutches.
Billy No.714685631 [Report] >>714685786 >>714686080 >>714686250 >>714686487 >>714689317 >>714691891 >>714693467 >>714734381
Any Zelda girl requests?
Anonymous No.714685786 [Report]
>>714685631
Medli playing her Switch 2 with her feet because her wings can't hold it
Anonymous No.714686027 [Report] >>714687989
>>714683593
The one thing more repulsive than Zelink.
Anonymous No.714686080 [Report]
>>714685631
Adult Link carrying Anju in his arms.
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Anonymous No.714686250 [Report]
>>714685631
Gerudo Ladies going into the Kokiri Forest and then coming back out pregnant
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Anonymous No.714686487 [Report]
>>714685631
Generic River Zora laying her caviar while a generic Sea Zora gives live birth
Anonymous No.714686728 [Report]
>>714683593
Unironically agree, but I have a crippling race swap fetish and would also greatly enjoy seeing a Jap zelda with black hair, Middle Eastern Zelda, etc. Oh, and some white Gerudo, while I'm at it.
Anonymous No.714686943 [Report] >>714687786
>>714682747
Lots of fish give live birth and Zora being based on Sharks (and Dolphins) makes sense that some would give live birth and some would lay eggs. You could even have it be based on environmental factors, with the young being in eggs in the womb and the mother has the ability to lay them early should she need to.
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Anonymous No.714687786 [Report] >>714695204
>>714685603
>>714686943
More specifically Hylian men make them give live birth.
Anonymous No.714687902 [Report] >>714688167 >>714701823
Anonymous No.714687989 [Report]
>>714684420
>>714686027
Fags
Anonymous No.714688167 [Report] >>714701823
>>714687902
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Anonymous No.714689270 [Report]
Abandon Zelda, marry Gerudo.
Anonymous No.714689317 [Report]
>>714685631
Zant using Light Arrows to tease Midna's clit
Anonymous No.714689332 [Report] >>714690970 >>714695201
I only accept exceptionally dorky gerudo
Anonymous No.714690970 [Report]
>>714689332
Will you accept Gerudo from another game franchise?
Anonymous No.714691891 [Report] >>714692606
>>714685631
Damn, all of those fucking suck.
Anonymous No.714692606 [Report] >>714693467
>>714691891
Floor is yours, friend
Anonymous No.714692751 [Report] >>714692847
Anonymous No.714692847 [Report]
>>714692751
This image but nopan
Anonymous No.714693467 [Report] >>714728567
>>714692606
Gladly.
>>714685631
Peatrice holding a piece of bamboo to cover her massive tits.
Anonymous No.714693776 [Report] >>714694241
>>714649926
>>714649831
>そちらに水着流れてきませんでしたか?
Has a swimsuit floated by here?
>ゾーラ族の女性だっ!!
It's a zora woman!
>かわいいっ。。。!!
Cute...!

>あ。。。そこに。。。
Ah... Right there...
>よいしょっと!
Heigh-ho!

>えっ。。。!?
Eh...!?
>あれがないとこまっちゃうんです。。。
If not, I'd really be in trouble...
>なんで。。。
Why...

>なんで胸を隠すんだ。。。!?
Why is she covering her breasts?
Anonymous No.714694241 [Report]
>>714650276
>>714693776
>な~んちゃって!
Just joking!

>あ~楽しかった!またやろ~っと
Ah, that was fun! I'm gonna do it again
>ソヒィッッ
Gaaah
>~~~っはっ
Hah!

(I'll add that all the ビクビク onomatopoeia for shuddering/twitching makes it seems like he nutted)
Anonymous No.714695201 [Report]
>>714689332
It's great because it's literally just canon. Most Gerudo have no idea how to talk to men.
Anonymous No.714695204 [Report]
>>714687786
Extremely based and BHCpilled.
Anonymous No.714695706 [Report]
I wish I was a Zelda girl and could get Hero babies
Anonymous No.714698417 [Report] >>714698473
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>>714698417
Sleepy thread this week innit
Anonymous No.714698785 [Report] >>714699084
Anonymous No.714699084 [Report]
>>714698785
Medli sleeps naked
Anonymous No.714699485 [Report] >>714702112
>>714658407
Well I don't get to use /v/ every day and the last thread I saw weeks ago you still had one in progress that I assume is finished now
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Anonymous No.714700425 [Report] >>714700771 >>714701996 >>714702112
>>714629913
Not bad. Strangely, nice things keep happening this week so I expect something really bad to balance it out as that is usually how these things go.
Anonymous No.714700465 [Report]
Eh Reh! Eh Reh!
Anonymous No.714700771 [Report] >>714701157
>>714700425
That's fair, I wasn't getting the shit worked out of me this week, so this week will probably be worse.
Tomorrow is my birthday so it's gonna suck probably.
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Anonymous No.714701157 [Report]
>>714700771
Happy early birthday, anon. I hope it goes well.
Anonymous No.714701823 [Report] >>714702260
>>714687902
>>714688167

Have this, but Link is still white.

Would be pretty based af ngl.
Anonymous No.714701996 [Report] >>714702112
>>714700425
Not yet, but I used this post to tease him.
Anonymous No.714702112 [Report]
>>714699485
>>714700425
>>714701996
Oops clicked the wrong comment.
Anonymous No.714702260 [Report]
>>714701823
This but Zelda in the next game
Anonymous No.714703384 [Report] >>714703830
I like Medli with her hair down.
Anonymous No.714703830 [Report] >>714703912
>>714703384
It is pretty cute on her yeah. I just like Medli in general though.
Anonymous No.714703912 [Report]
>>714703830
Of course, all Medli is good.
Anonymous No.714704318 [Report]
>>714635550
Same.
Usually they keep the face cute enough that it's clearly the same Zelda.
Anonymous No.714706313 [Report] >>714708725
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>>714706313
100% canon, btw
Anonymous No.714708734 [Report]
>>714630754
I played it myself then watched Vinny and it was kino twice
Anonymous No.714708998 [Report] >>714710552
>>714628886 (OP)
Anonymous No.714710552 [Report]
>>714708998
>when she sees a wolfos getting too close to the horses.

Farm girls don't play games.
Anonymous No.714710726 [Report] >>714710773 >>714710781
It's so fucking hot when people draw Wind Waker girls with normal proportions
Anonymous No.714710773 [Report]
>>714710726
Medli if she hit puberty
Anonymous No.714710781 [Report]
>>714710726
Anonymous No.714710783 [Report]
My favorite parts about Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
Anonymous No.714711156 [Report]
>>714652665
Would love some green girls, such as Fado in the Lost Woods taunting the guy with the blue chicken who becomes a stalfos. Take your pick with the jokes there the cock and boner ones are for free if you go that route. Or just make it creepy.
Anonymous No.714712157 [Report] >>714717772
>>714664432
>>714664535
>reverse search
>artist pixivs are either purged of fan content or deleted entirely
Dude why they gotta be like this
Anonymous No.714712234 [Report] >>714714712
Anonymous No.714713948 [Report] >>714715164 >>714733948
Do NOT eat ze bugs.
Anonymous No.714714712 [Report]
>>714712234
Great style
Anonymous No.714715164 [Report]
>>714713948
>bloatfly girl
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Anonymous No.714716170 [Report] >>714716313 >>714716548 >>714717190
>>714629913
>Live in family home, instead of just parent's home
>Eldest aunt gets sick, she's like the new grandma since grandma died
>I don't work, my whole family is against it for some reason that I don't know, I'm not told, and investigating seems like a waste of time
>eldest aunt gets hospitalized
>Mom can't handle the pressure as well, and she was seemingly going insane even before
>My aunt's son came to check, but he works in another city so he can't stay
>Eldest aunt is constantly sick, and this might be the last time she's in the hospital. Because she'll probably die before the next one.
>Mom doesn't haven a job either.
>Things never get talked about in this home, therefore they're never solved.
>Grandma was a hoarder, and so are mom, and my aunt. So whatever mind condition that leads to hoarding, is amplified if it's two people with it.
>I have a heart problem, but I don't want to tell anyone because I think with one sick person to worry about is enough.

In other news I beat Wind Waker for the first time recently. I had a lot of fun.
Unlike Ocarina of Time that I only got to Spirits Temple and I quit, I got bored.
Anonymous No.714716313 [Report] >>714716881
>>714716170
You legit probably had like 2-3 hours left on Ocarina of Time.
Anonymous No.714716501 [Report]
>>714629913
I worked a lot last week, but thankfully work is getting easier and I've managed to make some work friends which makes it a lot more enjoyable. In general life is pretty good, I've been missing my family though and home in general
Anonymous No.714716548 [Report] >>714717517
>>714716170
Bro, get yourself a job asap and the get hell outta that house.

Don't let others drag you down with them.
Anonymous No.714716835 [Report] >>714717328
>>714660746
Why do all the best girl's names start with M?
Anonymous No.714716881 [Report]
>>714716313
Exactly, but it was 2-3 hours longer than it had to be.
It didn't need a gazillion temples.
The shadow temple could've been the last.

I don't mind long games if they're engaging.
But at that point I was like: is it over now? ... now?

And I was using a guide!
Anonymous No.714717190 [Report]
>>714716170
Recently I’ve been getting this awful itch right in my actual asshole and the only way I can scratch it is by fingering myself with a paper towel and honestly it feels amazing and I wish it would itch more
Anonymous No.714717328 [Report]
>>714716835
It's intentional.
Anonymous No.714717505 [Report]
Anonymous No.714717515 [Report]
wonder what the next M named Zelda character will look like.
Anonymous No.714717517 [Report]
>>714716548
that sounds like it works,
-but grandma died nothing changed,
-grandma's brother that lived with us, that was practically like a grandfather died, nothing changed.
-a young cousin of 23 committed suicide, nothing changed.

I don't like excuses, but if death doesn't change anything, what can I do?

I thought of escaping, and I tried once, failed. Came back.
Besides I'm 28 now, I don't have as much will, nor energy.

I don't expect to solve anything, nor for things to solve magically.
I'm just saying it here, because I don't expect anyone that I know to understand.
Not even the people that live here.
Anonymous No.714717772 [Report] >>714719043
>>714712157
Nips are very prone to autistic meltdowns for whatever reason, I did a sfw shitpost edit of some guy’s drawing and he sent over a hundred messages demanding I take them down or he’d sue me and then sent a long rant about how I ruined his life and deleted everything before I could respond because I was sleeping
Anonymous No.714717992 [Report]
https://youtu.be/3U5VVYYF6fw?si=iPvo2dLzj_ljF9hk
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Anonymous No.714719043 [Report]
>>714717772
One Japanese artist I follow got hounded of sexualizing Miku on twitter because "she's 16" and has been making a series of increasingly bizarre nonsexual images with her including one that's just her underwear floating as though there's still an invisible Miku wearing it spreading her legs. One of the more actually funny meltdowns I've seen from them.
Anonymous No.714719429 [Report] >>714719781
>>714669692
your trannycanon runs contrary to what is actually shown in the game. the game itself shows that Link saw Zelda off last, out of everyone in Hyrule. (he already has Epona). But keep coping on a chinese forum about a 30 year old game.
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Anonymous No.714719781 [Report] >>714719837
>>714719429
Melties aren't welcome, sperg.
Anonymous No.714719837 [Report] >>714719937
>>714719781
okay? then call bs out for what it is everytime, not just cherry picking my post.
Anonymous No.714719895 [Report] >>714719995
Anonymous No.714719937 [Report] >>714720241
>>714719837
You're throwing a melty over a post from 11 hours ago. This is why everyone will always shit on you. But spergs like you lack the self-awareness needed to recognize that.
Anonymous No.714719995 [Report]
>>714719895
Anonymous No.714720051 [Report]
>>714643026
I don't do cloacas
Anonymous No.714720241 [Report] >>714720353 >>714732559
>>714719937
>You're throwing a melty over a post from 11 hours ago.
not how 4chan works newfag. go back to r*eddit maybe if you want instant gratification?
>This is why everyone will always shit on you. But spergs like you lack the self-awareness needed to recognize that.
nobody cares.
And regardless, Link was already a hero. in the child timeline that was established. it is TP that retconned Majora's Mask and OOT (dogshit game). In MM and OOT, he was given direct access to Princess Zelda. They followed his word and he saved the day. He had a piece of the Triforce in him. He then went on to save an entirely different world. To even insinuate that link 'wasn't a hero' is complete and total Aonuma cope. the Hero of Time is the greatest Link ever. funny how you guys come on here to shit on him and degrade his status, merely relegating him to 'living on a farm' etc, when every Link has been shown to never settle down. Link is traditionally a wandering hero, and always will be.
Anonymous No.714720353 [Report] >>714720578
>>714720241
>paragraph of seethe
Zelinktroons are so easy.
Anonymous No.714720460 [Report] >>714720578 >>714720665 >>714720851
It's happening again.
Anonymous No.714720578 [Report] >>714720773
>>714720460
>>714720353
>necroposting
>zero discussion about zelda games themselves
useless waste of a thread. no wonder its dead
Anonymous No.714720665 [Report] >>714720891
>>714720460
Somebody stop the madman
Anonymous No.714720773 [Report]
>>714720578
No one wants to discuss with an autistic nigger like yourself. Sorry, but things won't be different here.
Anonymous No.714720851 [Report]
>>714720460
Look at her go, damn
Anonymous No.714720891 [Report] >>714721235
>>714720665
Jannies and mods are only here to make this place look attractive to advertisers. There is no stopping it.
Anonymous No.714721235 [Report] >>714721529
>>714720891
The advertisers in question:
Anonymous No.714721529 [Report]
>>714721235
I miss J-list
Anonymous No.714721624 [Report] >>714721873
Anonymous No.714721873 [Report]
>>714721624
Treehouse localizers my beloathed
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Anonymous No.714722179 [Report] >>714722214 >>714722257
more Josha
Anonymous No.714722214 [Report] >>714735165
>>714722179
She looks like she should have braces.
Anonymous No.714722257 [Report]
>>714722179
I want to bully her with my penis
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Anonymous No.714723815 [Report] >>714728870
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Anonymous No.714724396 [Report] >>714725524 >>714727515
I argued with my classmates in grade school over whether Malon's chest was big due to her having big boobs or as they put it, her shirt bunched up over her belt.
Anonymous No.714724646 [Report] >>714726282
Anonymous No.714725329 [Report] >>714727515
Anonymous No.714725524 [Report] >>714725673 >>714725796
>>714724396
I still sometimes see that argument. I think she legit just has big tiddies, OOT is a horny-ass game.
Anonymous No.714725673 [Report]
>>714725524
I can agree to that, she's a horse girl that also looks after cows, she's just got some big udders.
Imagine if you played the right song in front of her she'd probably ruin her shirt with milk
Anonymous No.714725796 [Report]
>>714725524
Anonymous No.714726108 [Report] >>714727831
It's all gonna be alright
Anonymous No.714726192 [Report] >>714726468
>>714672749
the fact so many actually believe this is link based on some loose information is really something
Anonymous No.714726282 [Report] >>714726409
>>714724646
There is no way he would get a signal at the bottom of the water temple.
Anonymous No.714726365 [Report]
>La la la-la laaaa
Anonymous No.714726409 [Report] >>714727497
>>714726282
I'll have you know that's pretty realistic, I used to work door dash while I was between jobs and I could pick up a signal in a fucking concrete warehouse that was insulated, but lose complete service inside of a Chipotle. Link probably has Verizon.
Anonymous No.714726468 [Report]
>>714726192
It's very heavily implied they do basically everything outside of outright saying it. Maybe subtext is too advanced for you.
Anonymous No.714726510 [Report] >>714726560
>>714644250
She's 10.
Anonymous No.714726560 [Report]
>>714726510
/10
Anonymous No.714726783 [Report] >>714726986 >>714727169 >>714728005 >>714728343 >>714729589 >>714732062 >>714786419
>>714669692
>be Zelda
>be suspicious of ganondorf but no one listens to you cause you’re 12
>meet fairy boy from your dreams
>ask him to get the two remaining funny gems to stop ganon
>OPPS turns out he wanted you to do that and now everything sucks
>spend the next 7 years LARPing as a dude cause the only guy who could stop ganon is in a time coma thanks to you
>fairy boy FINALLY wakes and unfucks YOUR mess
>send him back in time to stop this train wreck inadvertently dooming your current timeline later on
If BoTW Zelda didn’t exist OoT Zelda would be the biggest fuck up of all her incarcerations. Imagine spending a large portion of your life trying to fix a mistake you made as a child
Anonymous No.714726986 [Report] >>714786809
>>714726783
She has it pretty rough, her dad's dead, fucking all the saints or whatever the fuck they're called are dead, and your house is a fucking 100x100 foot hole directly connected to lava.
Anonymous No.714727169 [Report] >>714727663 >>714729325 >>714786891
>>714726783
I really wish people had a bigger understanding/appriciation for OoT Zelda. She's such a failgirl, fucked over her whole kingdom because she wanted to be a little kid hero and she spends her whole adulthood in weeaboo cosplay trying way too hard to sounds aloof and mysterious but actually saying nothing important. She's like if the hot topic girl in the Naruto shirt had the entire fate of the world on her shoulders
Anonymous No.714727497 [Report]
>>714726409
>Verizon
Anonymous No.714727515 [Report]
>>714725329
>>714724396
What a downgrade. What the fuck Nintendo.
Anonymous No.714727663 [Report]
>>714727169
I imagine the Hyrule royal family is somewhere around the Hapsburgs in being inbred since all the women look exactly the fucking same.
Anonymous No.714727831 [Report]
>>714726108
Don't worry about the future, it's alright
Because a better picture we can't find
https://youtu.be/kTqIN-5w93Q?si=plYl4_b5ulAFtSFd
Anonymous No.714728005 [Report] >>714728343
>>714726783
>Screwed up so badly that time and space is shattered and the timeline splits in three
I'd say that puts OoT Zelda as THE biggest failure, really.
Anonymous No.714728289 [Report] >>714728339
Anonymous No.714728339 [Report] >>714728472
>>714728289
Man the GBC had so much fucking soul.
Anonymous No.714728343 [Report] >>714728490 >>714729589 >>714786286
>>714728005
>>714726783
i think it's bizarre how early that Zelda is in the timeline when she's the fourth Zelda when the previous three didn't fuck up. Skyward Sword, Minish Cap, Four Swords and then you have a young girl who is destined to make three timelines.
Anonymous No.714728472 [Report]
>>714728339
there is a certain charm with the graphics and the very limited sound chip. They did really good with what they had to work with
Anonymous No.714728490 [Report]
>>714728343
I wish we got more Minish Cap Zelda, she was really cute for like the 5 minutes we got to know her.
Billy No.714728567 [Report] >>714729389 >>714730639
>>714693467
https://files.catbox.moe/l2hfpm.jpg
Anonymous No.714728870 [Report]
>>714723815
Who is the artist of this?
Anonymous No.714729325 [Report] >>714730151 >>714730168 >>714786625
>>714727169
>She's such a failgirl
I was so fucking disapointed when I learned this. What does the triforce of wisdom even do?
Does it force you to make mistakes so you have to learn from experience.
Anonymous No.714729389 [Report]
>>714728567
Bretty good, and I'm not even that big of a Peatrice fan
Anonymous No.714729589 [Report] >>714729937
>>714726783
>>714728343
Proof that Toon Zeldas are superior.
Anonymous No.714729937 [Report] >>714730909
>>714729589
i want another toon zelda
Anonymous No.714730151 [Report] >>714730542
>>714729325
Pretty sure it gives you time powers now and a huge ass.
Anonymous No.714730168 [Report]
>>714729325
It grants Wis 10 but Int 0 so you can still be retarded
Anonymous No.714730542 [Report] >>714730659 >>714731242
>>714730151
>time powers now and a huge ass
Are we sure that Nayru's power and not Hylia's?
Anonymous No.714730639 [Report]
>>714728567
OR here. Pretty damn solid job, anon, thanks.
Anonymous No.714730659 [Report]
>>714730542
Could be get a power up from both their asses. It makes up for her being so useless.
Anonymous No.714730909 [Report]
>>714729937
You just know we're never getting another Toon-Style house.
Anonymous No.714731242 [Report] >>714731815 >>714787168 >>714787486 >>714788139
>>714730542
>Accidently send yourself back in time
>fuck that up
>decide the best way to get back in time is to turn into a dragon with a boopable snoot
Anonymous No.714731815 [Report] >>714731931
>>714731242
>Change back for no reason
>Everything is as it was before you went back in time
Absolutley no value as a sequel and Zelda somehow came out looking even worse for it.
Except the Dragon-Zelda art. That's pretty good.
Anonymous No.714731931 [Report] >>714732160 >>714732165 >>714739041
>>714731815
Her dress is pretty sexy and she didn't make the timeline worse some how, so um good on her I guess.
Anonymous No.714732062 [Report] >>714744390
>>714726783
>OPPS turns out he wanted you to do that and now everything sucks
I’ve always found it kinda funny that Ganon literally walks into the sacred realm but there was probably about 10 minutes where he didn’t realize oh that kid that pulled a knife on me that I saw hanging out with the princess is the key
Anonymous No.714732160 [Report] >>714732252 >>714739041
>>714731931
>Her dress is pretty sexy
That it is.
Anonymous No.714732165 [Report]
>>714731931
Also before someone says her ass being that fat is a mod, I played it when it came out and it was that fucking fat.
Anonymous No.714732252 [Report]
>>714732160
She really should have been a dragon girl. She is Dragon a wagon
Anonymous No.714732519 [Report] >>714732838
>smash 6 happens
>whichever Zelda remains, TotK Zelda will definitely transform into a dragon.
I think i rather have the legacy Zelda characters in smash than BotW versions.
Anonymous No.714732559 [Report] >>714732617 >>714734578
>>714720241
>it is TP that retconned Majora's Mask and OOT (dogshit game).
It didn't retcon anything you dumb Matpat zoomer, and the fact you hate OoT makes your opinion on anything related to OoT irrelevant.
Anonymous No.714732617 [Report] >>714732915
>>714732559
Why did you read a sperg post in the first place?
Anonymous No.714732741 [Report] >>714732837 >>714732859 >>714772131 >>714788878
I'm so conflicted.
I really like the idea of Zelda being a tomboy-nerd obsessed with frogs and robots and stuff.

But between her annoying voice, paint by numbers sad girl anime story, and general uselessness...

Dammit, why can't she just be better?
Anonymous No.714732837 [Report] >>714788970
>>714732741
It can't be helped. Zelda has consistently been the worst written girl if not the worst written character in the entire franchise. It's her destiny.
Anonymous No.714732838 [Report] >>714773301
>>714732519
>I think i rather have the legacy Zelda characters in smash than BotW versions.
Pretty sure Sakurai agrees with you.
Anonymous No.714732859 [Report] >>714733052
>>714732741
JP voices are at least good
whoever was responsible for the EN casting and continued casting is a gorilla retard
Anonymous No.714732915 [Report] >>714732949
>>714732617
Because the revisionist zoomer always derails the threads and makes it about his personal ship, even though he hates OoT entirely and calls anyone who likes it a Snoy for some reason
Anonymous No.714732936 [Report] >>714733120 >>714733259
>>714629725
She has some fun art
Anonymous No.714732949 [Report]
>>714732915
Just ignore him
Anonymous No.714733052 [Report]
>>714732859
It's really night and day, like her having her freak out is pretty gripping in Japanese, but holy shit the English dub is bad, she's also the only Bri*sh person in the whole game.
Anonymous No.714733120 [Report] >>714733331 >>714733374
>>714732936
Anonymous No.714733259 [Report]
>>714732936
Yeah I loved the wierd art people made for this game.
Anonymous No.714733331 [Report]
>>714733120
Anonymous No.714733374 [Report] >>714733674
>>714733120
Anonymous No.714733504 [Report] >>714751634
Overpowered as all hell
Anonymous No.714733674 [Report]
>>714733374
Spawning a bed in a lake and just chilling, looked super comfy.
Anonymous No.714733948 [Report]
>>714713948
Why not?
Anonymous No.714734026 [Report] >>714735160
Zelda...
Anonymous No.714734050 [Report]
>switch 2 zelda will make us revisit ocarina of time's world, but before Wind Waker.
Anonymous No.714734117 [Report]
Man I'd love a version of Windwaker with all the stuff they cut restored or even just added.
Anonymous No.714734381 [Report] >>714788121
>>714685631
Princess Ruto and Link clothing swap
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Anonymous No.714734578 [Report] >>714734821
>>714732559
NTA but you clearly can't read. from his post he is calling TP the shit game.
Anonymous No.714734821 [Report]
>>714734578
As if that makes his opinion anymore worthwhile
Anonymous No.714735160 [Report]
>>714734026
>not picking the comfy bed
At least do that, my girl
Anonymous No.714735165 [Report]
>>714722214
DENTAL PLAN
Anonymous No.714735325 [Report] >>714735629 >>714736068
sex with the priest's daughter
Anonymous No.714735629 [Report]
>>714735325
But she's a virgin, it's part of who she is.
Anonymous No.714736068 [Report]
>>714735325
I don't understand why Echoes of Wisdom didn't follow ALBW graphics when LA could have been just a dream like state.
Anonymous No.714736286 [Report] >>714736349
Nowhere near enough best girl in this thread.
Anonymous No.714736349 [Report] >>714736541
>>714736286
I have several images, but the tamest of which will make the mods have a melty.
Anonymous No.714736373 [Report]
https://youtu.be/I53v_FCSTs0?si=O-2VsiWwl9XVGyia
Anonymous No.714736449 [Report] >>714736663 >>714736842
Nintendo is complete dead silent over Age of Imprisonment. I wonder if the roster will be minimal.
Anonymous No.714736541 [Report]
>>714736349
Be more selective with your save folder.
Anonymous No.714736663 [Report]
>>714736449
Donkey Kong is their main focus right now.
Anonymous No.714736730 [Report] >>714736997
The true ending.
Anonymous No.714736842 [Report]
>>714736449
No idea why they even bothered making this one canon, what a shit idea to base it off one of the worst Zelda stories that was outsourced to mobile game developers. I personally wanted a AOC follow up on that timelines version of the Tears story, would've been perfect to keep Link and bring the old champs to the past as well. Who is going to buy a game with 4 masked retards and some cunt on the cover.
Anonymous No.714736903 [Report] >>714737213
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Anonymous No.714736997 [Report]
>>714736730
Interesting research.
Anonymous No.714737024 [Report] >>714737213
Anonymous No.714737058 [Report] >>714737213
Anonymous No.714737213 [Report] >>714737336 >>714749314
>>714736903
>>714736947
>>714736982
>>714737024
>>714737058

Remember she has the mind of a 100 year old granny, or some of you may find that as a bonus.
Anonymous No.714737336 [Report]
>>714737213
She's already my favorite, you don't need to sell her to me.
Anonymous No.714737469 [Report] >>714737753
Is it true Link tried to see Zelda naked on Eventide Island?
Anonymous No.714737503 [Report]
Purah's only good when she's small.
Anonymous No.714737753 [Report]
>>714737469
Seems like he looked away the moment he realized something might happen. Could be he forgot that it had happened before up until they arrived.
Anonymous No.714738295 [Report] >>714738546
>Teba never got an amiibo of his own because Japan loved his son Tulin they made him a character for TotK.
kxjrn
Anonymous No.714738546 [Report]
>>714738295
Teba was never much of a character. He just did his little thumbs up to Link and that was it in BotW. Him being incredibly busted in AoC was funny as fuck though. Sidon and Riju (to a lesser extent) where the popular ones of the four.

which begs the question BotW Riju or TotK Riju
Anonymous No.714738608 [Report] >>714771698
Anyone got cute Agithas?
Anonymous No.714739041 [Report]
>>714732160
>>714731931
I need to collect porn exclusively of Zelda wearing her white BotW dress and her white TotK dress
Anonymous No.714739897 [Report] >>714739959 >>714739963 >>714740067 >>714746434 >>714762306 >>714771213
What does one call this body type?
Anonymous No.714739959 [Report]
>>714739897
an ironing board
Anonymous No.714739963 [Report]
>>714739897
Hotwife
Anonymous No.714740067 [Report]
>>714739897
fatass
Anonymous No.714743078 [Report] >>714747402
Anonymous No.714743284 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_zUcKJ2At0
Anonymous No.714744325 [Report] >>714756193
!!!!!
Anonymous No.714744390 [Report]
>>714732062
It's even funnier when you realize ol' Dorf had still made absolute dick for progress in his evil plot at that point.
>killed the deku tree
>tried starving the gorons
>tried poisoning the zora's deity
>zero spiritual stones gained from this
>doesn't know the song of time
>assassinates the king anyways
>doesn't get the ocarina of time
>shoots a random child in the face
>brags to him that he's about to be the new king of hyrule (no he fucking isn't)
If Link didn't open that door, the entire country would've dogpiled Ganondorf and he wouldn't have anything to show for his efforts. Just like what happened in the child timeline, come to think of it.
Anonymous No.714746297 [Report] >>714747065
I need a breakfast of Malon's milk and Medli's eggs
Anonymous No.714746434 [Report]
>>714739897
She pads her bra in the blue outfit.
Anonymous No.714747065 [Report] >>714747330
>>714746297
Kinda a shame that store milk is from cows and not cute farm girls, wouldn't it be more healthy?
Anonymous No.714747330 [Report] >>714748350
>>714747065
Agreed. We should start milking women.
Anonymous No.714747402 [Report]
>>714743078
cute bug chaser
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Anonymous No.714748350 [Report]
>>714747330
And they should all be cute redheads, their milk is the healthiest and a lot more people would be eager to get into farm work.
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Anonymous No.714749314 [Report]
>>714737213
>cougar mentality in a young body
one of the very few good characters in modern Zelda
Anonymous No.714750036 [Report]
>>714628886 (OP)
milk
Anonymous No.714751634 [Report] >>714758928 >>714789989
>>714733504
Nobody talks about this game for some reason.
Anonymous No.714752930 [Report]
I'm basically two days late at this point, but shit's been crazy lately so I'm just happy the thread is still here. After so long, I can tell you once more that I love redheaded farm girls.
Anonymous No.714752940 [Report]
they got filtered
Anonymous No.714753843 [Report] >>714754374
Anonymous No.714754374 [Report]
>>714753843
Pout
Anonymous No.714754423 [Report] >>714754728
Anonymous No.714754728 [Report] >>714755864
>>714754423
I don't know what's going on here but it's making me uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.714755864 [Report]
>>714754728
If I had to guess from the context, it seems like it's fabric costumes covering their faces, which then got wet, which makes it very hard to breathe through. Not unlike waterboarding.
Not sure what the Midna one means by hardhat, though.
Anonymous No.714756072 [Report] >>714756507
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>>714744325
Very cute, I want to give her one like twice as big as she is, she'd act like she didn't want it, and she'd crack when I said, "Well since you aren't interested, I'll just have to throw it away".
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Anonymous No.714756451 [Report]
Sorry about that, fell asleep, had a dream some artsy fartsy college chick was interested in me and wanted to see if I could turn her on.
Anonymous No.714756507 [Report] >>714757536
>>714756072
I will always lament that Sue-Belle never got more attention.
Anonymous No.714757536 [Report]
>>714756507
She has that soulful animation that I haven't saved
Anonymous No.714757814 [Report]
>>714632102
>living and working on the ranch with Cremia and Romani
>have cute first love relationship with Romani
>Creamia jealously listens in as she masturbates furiously
>one night secretly replace Link's drink with Chateau Romani
>he gets tipsy
>sneak into his room and fuck his brains out
>Romani walks
>Cremia cries, begging for fogiveness
>Romani feels sorry for her and says they can share
>Link spends the rest of his days enjoying milky threesomes
This. Will. Never. Be. You.
Anonymous No.714758928 [Report] >>714789648
>>714751634
Not much to really discuss. It had a neat mechanic, but the story isn't very deep and there's not a lot of unique characters to really discuss. The villain was pretty cool, it was nice to finally get a non-Ganondorf/Ganon villain after nearly a decade.
Anonymous No.714760803 [Report] >>714761057
posting the best girl
Anonymous No.714761057 [Report]
>>714760803
I miss all the Inkling/Link art that happened in the wake of Ultimate. Especially since it's consistent with various Links pulling fish pussy with basically no effort.
Anonymous No.714762256 [Report] >>714764398
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>>714739897
Type B for BUTT
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Anonymous No.714764398 [Report] >>714765481 >>714769761
>>714762256
NO STOP, DON'T SEDUCE ME
Anonymous No.714765481 [Report] >>714766532
>>714764398
She's a master of se-DUCK-tion!
Anonymous No.714766532 [Report] >>714767452
>>714765481
You stop that.
Anonymous No.714766617 [Report]
Fish sluts have it so rough
Anonymous No.714767452 [Report]
>>714766532
What, is Medli not allowed to occasionally quack a joke!?
Anonymous No.714768171 [Report] >>714768950
Anonymous No.714768950 [Report]
>>714768171
The Hylian fears the Sheikah
Anonymous No.714769761 [Report]
>>714764398
Anonymous No.714771206 [Report]
Just got off the phone with Miyamoto. He said that every Link settles down with a harem.
Anonymous No.714771213 [Report] >>714771692
>>714739897
I thought the Frog Catching cutscene was just gonna be a fluke at first, but Nintendo really did just decide to give this Zelda a big fat ass.
Anonymous No.714771692 [Report]
>>714771213
Anonymous No.714771698 [Report] >>714771884 >>714789064
>>714738608
Anonymous No.714771884 [Report] >>714771981 >>714779404
>>714771698
Bugs are gross.
Anonymous No.714771981 [Report] >>714779404 >>714789064
>>714771884
Don't say mean things about her friends.
Anonymous No.714772131 [Report] >>714772409 >>714789265 >>714789375
>>714732741
>general uselessness...

>Seals Ganon for 100 years by herself
>Sacrifices herself just to supercharge the Master Sword to canonically most powerful state
I'm genuinely not sure what more you want her to do. She does more than basically every other Zelda. OoT and TP Zelda are more useless by a huge margin.
Anonymous No.714772409 [Report] >>714773554
>>714772131
Really only good more making less useless Zeldas.
Anonymous No.714773000 [Report] >>714782332
Anonymous No.714773301 [Report]
>>714732838
i sure hope so
Anonymous No.714773554 [Report] >>714774303
>>714772409
>Really only good more making less useless Zeldas
You havin' a stroke?
Anonymous No.714774303 [Report]
>>714773554
No, I just played a lot of football in highschool and probably have brain damage.
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Anonymous No.714777389 [Report]
Birds.
Anonymous No.714779404 [Report] >>714779815
>>714771884
>>714771981
She chases bugs
Anonymous No.714779815 [Report]
>>714779404
And I gather rare ones just to make her smile!
Anonymous No.714780171 [Report] >>714780580
God rebinding the buttons on Switch 2 Windwaker emulation is such a fucking nightmare, like instead of it asking what you want each button and stick does, it has a fucking diagram that makes me wanna commit suicide. Other than that I am enjoying it.
Anonymous No.714780580 [Report]
>>714780171
Okay, I finally got it redone in a way that makes sense to me.
Anonymous No.714782332 [Report] >>714789952
>>714773000
>what could go wrong?
Getting boned, for one...
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Anonymous No.714786020 [Report] >>714786854
would you play a zelda game with a femlink?
Anonymous No.714786286 [Report]
>>714728343
Well the number four is considered unlucky in Japan due to the kanji for it being similar to the kanji for “Death”.
Anonymous No.714786419 [Report]
>>714726783
Technically what happened in BotW was King Roam’s fault for being a shit father and clinging to tradition.
Anonymous No.714786625 [Report]
>>714729325
You do realize that kid Zelda doesn’t have the Triforce of Wisdom yet, she doesn’t get t until Ganondorf invades the Sacred Realm and touches the Triforce making it split into three pieces.
Anonymous No.714786809 [Report] >>714788307
>>714726986
That and she sent her husbando back in time so she is alone and unhappily married.
Anonymous No.714786854 [Report]
>>714786020
Honestly, not nowadays, I associate female protagonists with a series going down the shitter.
Anonymous No.714786891 [Report]
>>714727169
Pretty sure she also wanted to be with Link.
Anonymous No.714786918 [Report]
https://youtu.be/uG1aD4B58sQ?si=gKDWo7YvmkZXjO_A
Anonymous No.714787168 [Report]
>>714731242
That dragon thing and TotK’s whole story was so stupid. Link should have gotten the Dragon transformation instead at the climax of the game, there is no way he would let his wife go through that “sacrifice” bullshit again, and there should have been no time travel shenanigans either, I hope Age of Imprisonment somewhat rectifies this.
Anonymous No.714787486 [Report]
>>714731242
TOTK's story just screams to me that it was something of an after thought. I get that the Zelda Team puts gameplay first as a priority for the development, but this is the largest internal development studio at Nintendo, with an enormous budget to work with, and the longest development time in Zelda's history... And this story was the best they could come up with? It's just sad that the most engaging part of the story for TOTK comes in the form of a trailer that released before the actual game ever released.
Anonymous No.714788121 [Report] >>714789186
>>714734381
That was done already, stupid.
Anonymous No.714788139 [Report]
>>714731242
Link and Zelda should have been together the whole game in TotK and be playable co-op. Instead we got this light dragon bullshit that was never referenced or implied in BotW. TotK contradicts a lot of BotW.
Anonymous No.714788307 [Report]
>>714786809
Well at least her younger self probably got to grow up with him, probably not gotten married or anything, but probably like a Queen of England situation where she has like 8 kids but no husband.
Anonymous No.714788878 [Report]
>>714732741
>paint by numbers sad girl anime story and general uselessness
But enough about Garnet from Final Fantasy IX.
Anonymous No.714788970 [Report] >>714789068
>>714732837
>Zelda has consistently been the worst written girl if not the worst written character in the entire franchise.
Got a source and reason for that claim, buddy?
Anonymous No.714789064 [Report] >>714789317
>>714771698
>>714771981
the cute one
Anonymous No.714789068 [Report]
>>714788970
Zelinktroon, are you about to have ANOTHER melty?
Anonymous No.714789186 [Report]
>>714788121
Wait for real? please link me it
Anonymous No.714789265 [Report]
>>714772131
>Sacrifices herself just to supercharge the Master Sword to canonically most powerful state
You mean the same sword that shouldn’t have even gotten broken in the first place?

Nintendo threw decades of lore out the window because it was established many times that the power of the sword is that it cannot be touched by anything evil. That is why it was so deadly as it's repelling force allowed it to cut through any monster. So the notion of Malice being able to not only touch the blade but even break it is fundamentally flawed writing. It was just an excuse to copypaste BotW and push Zelda to the sidelines again and fridge her as a dragon.
Anonymous No.714789317 [Report] >>714789396
>>714789064
The cutest.
Anonymous No.714789375 [Report]
>>714772131
>OoT and TP Zelda are more useless by a huge margin.

OoT Zelda helps as Sheik and gives info, and TP Zelda saves Midna (even if the love story with Link is a bit weak)
Anonymous No.714789396 [Report] >>714789586
>>714789317
How does she do the cute so cute?
Anonymous No.714789416 [Report]
no matter how hard you pick apart totk you will never be able to distill why the writing is bad. the simple truth is that it is just gay. i saved you a lot of effort. it is gay.
Anonymous No.714789543 [Report] >>714790791 >>714792167
>>714628886 (OP)
Fuck cows
Anonymous No.714789586 [Report]
>>714789396
She just does.
Anonymous No.714789648 [Report]
>>714758928
That and it didn’t shit on the zelda lore and contradict even it’s direct predecessor and let us down after six years of hype.
Anonymous No.714789952 [Report]
>>714782332
Wait... her or you?
Anonymous No.714789989 [Report]
>>714751634
there's nothing to talk about
Anonymous No.714790791 [Report]
>>714789543
She only settles for bulls
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Anonymous No.714792167 [Report] >>714792331
>>714789543
dont mind if i do
Anonymous No.714792331 [Report]
>>714792167
Her pussy hair must smell absolutely fucking rancid (this is a good thing)
Anonymous No.714793608 [Report]
You know what Zelda needs?
Vocal End Credits themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAVApcrgFzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0zO50MDjQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTvnKbAnQR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3a_iTwQIi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNefNLOHVYk
Anonymous No.714795131 [Report] >>714795351
>>714628886 (OP)
When are we getting a Link and Zelda that are siblings? (They fuck anyway)
Anonymous No.714795351 [Report]
>>714795131
When we get the Zelda x Fire Emblem Crossover