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Smart microwaves are actually a thing, smart toasters are a thing, fucking smart mattresses are a thing (there was a recent situation where the network or whatever went down and a certain brand of smart mattress basically got stuck in elevated positions and cranked to the max heat settings, meaning their users couldn't sleep for days).
We're truly living in the most retarded version of a cyberpunk dystopia, where people are willingly tying their ability to sleep to a fucking subscription service because apparently blankets are too much of a hassle.