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>Images (limit reached)

https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!

On mobile or filtered by the plugin otherwise? No problem! >>>/wsg/6007756
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761199341653164.mp4

this format of giving sound advice paired with lady knight art works absurdly well i think

>>64432793 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

New 'shimi just dropped

>>64432890
nice

>>64432793 (OP)
>Aych

>>64432822
I like her character and want to see her chubby belly

Any /k/ art of Gold Ship?

approved field mechanic PPE

DoD approved field mechanic PPE

>>64433311
in the shit

>>64433311
checked and sexo

You can trade up to knives now

You go through all the effort of capturing, editing and encoding video snippets complete with audio only for your thread to end up on Page 5. Must be a sign of the times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>64432942
Damn, I neglected to include the T

>>64433685
>5E665
Top heh

>>64434122
Do you want me to start replying to myself?

>>64434122
>Must be a sign of the times
You mean we're finally returning to the original 4chan where we don't have a bunch of discord faggots keeping threads alive for a decade unnecessarily?

>>64434144
>>64434152
I suppose /ak/ and the board itself deserves a rest in peace

>>64434122
>>64434168
it's not like I can post all day, people have to work.

>>64434168
This is the consequence of having a nukitashi OP

>>64434243
>not shitposting on the clock

>>64434261
This could have been averted. You get what you fucking deserve

>>64434308
We're on the same team... why u do dis?

I have the closest possible IRL version of Takina's gun

>>64434351
After all the schemes and façades, I've forgotten my true motives and allies

decided to switch over to Fastfetch so I wouldn't have to deal with Neofetch's special formatting bullshit. After that, I went back to the previous website, fucked around with the setting until the colors were close to what I wanted, then manually edited some of the ANSI codes to get the eyes, earrings, and nose piercing to look right. Pic rel is the result in Visual Studio (i'd show it in my built-in terminal, but my custom font has gotten fucked for reasons I cannot comprehend).

>>64434385
Have you... become hollow?

>>64434596
Perhaps hollowness is the capacity to achieve a superb absence

I have dicklesckya
OP title looks like Cake Itch.

>>64434859
>Cake Itch
Sounds like an STI

>>64434924
Perfect housewife

Behold, a horse on a horse!

>>64434924
Temptress of all time

>>64434971
>American character shows up in anime
>Depicted as super loud, bombastic, overly energetic and enthusiastic, easily one of the tallest characters in the show, and at some point is guaranteed to give one of the Japanese main character an unsolicited hug out of nowhere that completely fries her brain
It's honestly kinda cute how nips see us as a bunch of giant golden retriever people.

>>64435001
>It's honestly kinda cute how nips see us as a bunch of giant golden retriever people.
Isn't what you are?

>>64435066
She's not a n-word, she's from Southern France, she just likes to tan in the Sun

>>64435090
She's Algerian.
But regardless, she's made for RICH BLONDE GIRL LOVE MAKING

>>64433311
>>64433313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI

SEEEEEX

>>64435084
>Isn't what you are?
it's what we strive to be

>>64434268
the company cracked down on phone usage. I also don't have any /ak/ related pics on my phone.

>>64433311
>>64433313
picrel

>>64435101
Lies!
She's Corscican at most

>>64435175
What's the difference? She's brown and she needs to hop on my dick alongside her Lesbian friend.

>>64435227
Despite what a lot of Ameritards think, there are many differences between the inhabitants of the northern and southern Mediterranean, both in looks and mentality

>>64435252
Dating an Italian is in no way the same as dating an Algerian

>>64435227
Despite what a lot of Ameritards think, there are many differences between the inhabitants of the northern and southern Mediterranean, both in looks and mentality
Dating an Italian or a Spaniard isn't the same as dating an Algerian or a Tunisian

>>64435261
Sorry but brown is brown.

>>64434122
I actually have a funny experience which will hopefully be amusing enough to not have everyone burned at the stake for letting it go to page 5:

I was taking a walk, as you do, back to my house. I noticed a car shaking (not an awful lot but it was), and I look into the car from the side and see a guy and a gal smooching a fucking lot. So, I yelled at the window,
>GET A FUCKING ROOM BUDDY!
and then after they saw me I scurried away and now I'm here. If I had no shame I would've whipped out my camera to record it then say it but I have self respect

>>64435261
I wanna put my pingas in her

>>64435417
Shoulda taken a flash photograph, or atleast done picrel

>>64435001
I recently realized this is how I come across to my friends from Taiwan and Hong Kong.

>>64435455
Based

>>64435444
I was standing like literally 7 feet away from the car so binos would look odd.

>>64435417
Damn, Radovan did something actually funny.

>>64435084
Apparently, yes. Despite being a total shut in autist, in Finland apparently I am the most social man on earth and a gigachad people fear and respect for the ability to say hello to people.

>>64435665
Feels like a "the most introverted man in America vs The most extroverted man in Finland" meme

>>64435469
Corn syrup and its consequences have been a disaster for burgerkind.

>>64435084
I’m silent most of the time and sit like a girl

>>64435861
By the standards of the average nip you're still probably a social butterfly, do not underestimate nip autism.

>>64435702
The aliens knew this would happen when they gave us Maize all those years ago. Damn them!

>>64435495
Their faces were priceless

>>64435923
I only talk to old people and when I do talk to others I always mention the balkans in some way, is that social butterfly to them?

>>64435975
Dang ol' Aliens man tellin' you makin' us all dang ol' plump man.

>>64435090
>>64435101
>>64435175
>>64435227
>>64435261
She's Japanese.

>>64436001
https://youtu.be/UxI5qQAUWVc?si=wK9FDdQ0YVtnKB1Z&t=9

>>64435991
I typically prefer talking to older people too. I can communicate fairly well with older women

>>64435993
Sex with uma's.

>>64436030
how the hoars would even hold a gun

>>64436048
probably with her hands

>>64436048
like so

>>64436056
hoarse doesn't have a hand it has a hoof

>>64436030
I wonder what horse milk taste like
>tfw the most "exotic" milk I can get around here is Jersey milk and goats milk, no sheep's milk, buffalo milk, horse milk
I and my kefir grains thirst for the various non-Holstein milks.

Ads with this character exclaiming Orientally keep appearing on Police Activity videos that I watch with my father. Umamusume is jive

>>64435163
>company cracked down
Unfortunate!

>>64435417
If they were parked on or obstructing your driveway, you should have called the police on them :v

>>64436019
I've had some crazy lore dropped on me when talking to older folks. I once talked to a guy that looked maybe in his late 60s who told me how a car he bought back in the day had coke in the glove compartment when he checked it. Weird shit

>>64436241
That'd be more of a jackass move, but still would be pretty funny
>yes police, two people are kiffing in front of my driveway please send someone

>>64436288
If the wood is could, the zero won't hold

>>64436293
>more of a jackass move
Perhaps so but I'm tempted to phone the authorities every time my neighbors yap away at 1:30 AM and air out their music

>>64436241
Not as funny, now if their window was open, throwing a bucket of water at them and then running away would be funny.

>>64436327
>throwing a bucket of water at them
That would get anon arrested for assault

>>64436348
Not if he runs fast enough.

>>64436318
>neighbors yap away at 1:30 AM and air out their music
That is understandable.

>>64436327
Would've been funny but leaving the car windows down while looking like you're fucking would be on them honestly.

>>64436348
>You better know you just committed assault!
>Huh, I remember there was a time you had to hit someone

>>64436358
>there was a time you had to hit someone
You're thinking of battery

>>64436357
https://youtu.be/8UqlM0ki0Cc?t=119

>>64436395

Rolling, gimme Beato.

>>64436348
Maybe if he does it to everyone. One and done he'll be fine.

>>64436241
>Ads with this character exclaiming Orientally keep appearing on Police Activity videos that I watch with my father
This is random but does anyone else get a little weird whenever your parents or someone you know thats decades older than you comes into contact with anime? Like a week ago I was getting ready to do some yard work and my mother somehow flipped onto a cable channel or whatever that had anime girls changing into their bikinis to go swim in a public pool. Its like worlds colliding and for me I just get this strange awkward feeling when it happens.

>>64436539
Yes, but it hasn't happened in years.

>>64436539
I sometimes watch anime movies with my mom, obviously ghibli movies and some other movies on popular streaming movies like Suzume, not the kind of shit we talk about here.

>>64436509
>9
She'd be cold but not in the sense you prefer

>>64436517
Would that it were so simple

>>64436539
IKTF, bro. My mother was a manager at a property with a strict parcel forfeiture policy so a Re:Zero figurine ended up in her possession. I told her "this merchandise became worthless the moment you tore open the contents, go ahead and throw it away." She decided not to listen and looked up online whatever English was on the box. Sure enough, the search results included NSFW art of the character

>>64436509

fml rerollan

>>64434122

Why hasn't it gotten a manga adaptation yet.

>>64436722
Lucky bastard
Rolling

>>64436395
I only know a few of these but I hope I get the most batshit crazy woman on there.

>>64436627
Heya chief.
What'd I do do all week?
I looked for that guy who threw water at some couple.
That robbery case?
I dunno, been to busy with the water slinging bandit
Whaddya mean I'm fired?

>>64436963
*On non paid admin leave

>>64435084
Golden retrievers are actually smart.

>>64437026
How many has she killed

Foxu Friday!

>>64436318
>If the wood is could, the zero won't hold
that's why you zero it in the cold

>>64436348
What about pointing a garden hose at them?

>>64436395
Give me hags or give me death

>>64436241
>ads
You're on 4chan and you don't use an ad blocker on YouTube? What's wrong with you?

Have an AK74 with them boobers https://o.uguu.se/KHQcrPYW.png

>>64436627
>so a Re:Zero figurine ended up in her possession.
Which one and did she keep it?

>>64436539
It was strange back when anime was actually obscure and most people over age 30 had never been on the internet. That was a long time ago. If you're young enough to still be self conscious about your interests, then your parents are probably young enough that they could have been on 4chan when they were your age.

>>64436963
If you throw the bucket with the water, this elevates the severity of the incident far as the police are concerned

>>64437086
If it's dark out and one of the passengers is carrying, anon could get blown away after the hose is mistaken for a pistol

>>64437119
>ad blocker
>on a Samsung smart television
I don't think that's an option

>>64437164
I kept it along with this K Pop album [pictured] as a joke since they'll probably never be worth anything. Would have ventilated them both at the range but it's been years since I've blasted away at trash innadesert

>>64437204
>ad blocker
>on a Samsung smart television
>I don't think that's an option
nta but i figured that was the case. I recommend casting from a device that has an ad blocker

>>64437232
I kept reading that as Samsung smart microwave and I was wondering what kind of witchcraft was going on

Man I need glasses

>>64436963
How bout dat gals face when she saw the bucket

>>64436395
Why not, let's see

>>64436395
Rolling

we like cute girls with guns here

>>64437422
I know she's from FMA but I have no idea beyond that.

>>64437324
Smart microwaves are actually a thing, smart toasters are a thing, fucking smart mattresses are a thing (there was a recent situation where the network or whatever went down and a certain brand of smart mattress basically got stuck in elevated positions and cranked to the max heat settings, meaning their users couldn't sleep for days).
We're truly living in the most retarded version of a cyberpunk dystopia, where people are willingly tying their ability to sleep to a fucking subscription service because apparently blankets are too much of a hassle.

I wish fox girls were real

>>64436001
Nope, she's a fine algerian mademoiselle

>>64437672
>subscription microwaves
>subscription toasters
>subscription beds
Where the fuck is my subscription clanker wife?

Ok so I usually go on about Guns and Skirts, but what about Girls with Shotguns now?

>>64438018
Thanks for reminding me that I am lacking heavily in the shotgun department

>>64438032
Don't thank me just yet. I'm only saying it because I'm also lacking on Girls with Shotguns, too.

A crossover with skirts and guns.

>>64438062
Allow me to contribute with some slam fire action

>>64438193
Smashing.

NIJ Level IV (old), NIJ RF3 (new): This level protects against armor-piercing threats. It will withstand anything in the RF1 and RF2 categories, as well as .30-06-caliber, 165-grain armor-piercing ammunition. Threats of armor-piercing ammunition are primarily the domain of military and elite goyweebs

>>64437672
If only I could have a smart girlfriend.
Pic not related but still very acceptable.

>>64438360
Oh no, the schizo invented a new word that no one knows the meaning of to spam in every thread

>>64437955
>subscription service wife that 9/10 just makes you life harder or stops working after a random firmware update
That's just a normal woman anon

>>64438410
stupid goyweeb

>>64438416
>That's just a normal woman anon
I can't just go to the woman store and purchase a woman

>>64437527
I like scary women with guns.

>there may be many charming women in the bustling world
>but maybe the charm of some women is a kind of poison

>>64436395
What would you call this type of woman? Other than "does-not-exist"? And rolling for Balalaika but Integra and Armstrong would be nice too

>>64436596
Best girl

>>64438516
Pretty sure mail order brides are still a thing.

>>64437536
She is pretty cool but not best girl in the show, you should really watch FMA brotherhood

God I want to intimately patch up a dangerous but wounded violent woman while at gunpoint

Are korean women really THAT bad? They are pretty cute

>>64439006
For the most part everyone in Korea is absolutely fucking insane, basically think of everything shitty about nip society and amplify it to cartoonish levels

>>64439027
What the fuck is their problem?

>>64439038
They're the middle child of East Asia, once you realize this, everything makes perfect sense.

>>64432793 (OP)
It’s incredible how boring most women are once your libido crashes.
Anyway, I want a 10mm is there anything you guys would recommend?
I was looking at the Glock 20 with a long slide, it seems like a good option
>>64436395
Rollin

>>64439038
Being Asia's designated raping peninsula

>>64439038
Forced age hierarchy. Its one thing to respect your elders. Its another for this guys 1 year older than you that means hes right about everything even when hes wrong.

>>64439038
from what I understand, the tl;dr version is just an absurdly competitive society and all the psychological damage that entails

>>64437527
>Hentai protag hair
>Brown
>Sweaty
SHE’S TOO POWERFUL

>>64439038
As the other anons pointed out, severe Asian-tier hierarchies that are so ridiculous even by Asian standards they caused REGULAR commercial airline crashes because the way their hierarchy system works is you're basically not allowed to tell the captain anything, you have to spend 10 minutes trying to frame it like a question so eventually the captain can act like it was his idea, which when you're about to hit a mountain doesn't work.
This is actually a thing, look it up, Korean air crews are actually forbidden from speaking in Korean during flights because it got so bad.

>>64439180
What in the fuck

>>64433685
how is it that i find this out while scrolling the horny thread on the firearms board of a Bangladeshi snake charming forum

>>64437672
I'm sorry but what advantages do we get from smart microwaves and shit that makes us choose them over the retard version or however you say

>>64439257
The crash happened the same day as Black Thursday, Valve knew what they were doing. Also a few people killed themselves because all their money was in knives. McLaren sales are going through the roof though

>>64437876
There's only one character in GuP that isn't Japanese.

>>64438018
Why not skirts und submachineguns?

Sweaty brown horse girls

I've had a headache for about 3 hours but the lion does not concern himself with such things. It's so joever for me, good night

>>64439803
good night

>>64439803
Drink water and take some tylenol (the blue and red version)

Been boiling various chicken, duck, and goose bones and organs and vegetable scrapes for like 72 hours now in a very big pot, thinking of leaving it going for a few more days to see just how much thicker I can get that broth.

>>64435975
How do we get revenge against the xenos?

SnK was so fucking mid, bros. Even the "good" season was just misery porn

>>64437182
Technically, my old man watched anime [Robotech] before I was even born. He saw it again decades later on Netflix but never had interest in the sub, kek

>>64436743
I doubt there's much interest in the Civil War amongst the Islanders

>>64436722
I neglected to include reroll options so everybody gets to have one (1) this time

>>64437062
>zero it in the cold
Would that it were so simple. I think the stock requires rebedding

>>64437232
>two devices to watch content on a channel that's demonetised
Grim!

>>64439073
That's conventional, post-nut clarity

>>64439803
Night

>>64438437
I'd BYFAIYSTSTMF

>>64439899
Sure, you have a cauldron and aren't driving up your electric bill for this

>>64437527
I like em with some muscle

>>64438981
I would say Riza is easily best girl

>>64439923
Induction stoves use sweet fuck all electricity, like 90% of your electricity bill is pretty much your water heater and drier

Quad Rails baby

>>64439934
Intriguing

>>64439923
>Would that it were so simple
it is.
it probably does need to be rebed though. I guarantee she's not working on it with the care an M21 needs, i.e., not dissembling it until it NEEDS to be.

>>64439948
Home appliances are pretty power efficient these days, your tv, lights, computer, and other various electronics basically cost nothing to run, your stove top, dish washer, fridge, chest freezer if you have one, and laundry machine are probably like 10-20% of your total bill.
The most power hungry appliances in your house are by far your oven (if you have an electric one, and even then it's probably not a huge deal unless you're running it almost daily), your dryer (again, not a big deal if you're not running it daily), and at the absolute top of the list is your hot water tank, heating water is expensive.
heat pump water heaters actually look pretty neat, they're expensive as fuck right now (but still will cost you less in the long run) but the moment the prices come down they'll be huge, taking only like 1/4th the electricity of normal water heaters.

>>64439943
Speaking of quads…look at those legs..

>>64436395
Rolling like a dickhead

>>64438082
Love that the sawn off Humpback Browning is engraved along with the armor.
She's going full "Deus Vult" but she's also going to be very, very classy about it.

>>64439918
idk to be honest we're probably fucked against the aliens. Giving it a second thought though there's a potential that they meant no harm and didn't think we would make corn syrup. For the longest of times humanity has grown corn and it wasn't until fairly recently that the syrup was made so... they could have meant well

>>64440141
Cargo pants are very baggy to begin with

>>64439982
There's just something so charming about the aimlessness of the fox's day to day

>>64440041
Living innadesert, the AC accounts for 50% of power consumption but would probably be less with proper insulation :v

>>64440202
Probably but mostly thanks to scale, AC is basically just a refrigerator for your house, same technology, so it's actually pretty efficient, just doing a lot of work all the time.

>>64440202
The Frieren x Halo fanart is some of the funniest shit

death to elves

Are smart beds good for you?
>https://www.pcmag.com/news/this-weeks-aws-crash-made-smart-beds-overheat-get-stuck-in-wrong-position

>>64436395
Rollerino

>>64440444
holy schmoli

>>64439027
Explains why most of their cultural products seem to be made for psycopaths
Korea always makes me sad. They spent centuries suffering and fighting foreign invaders for national independence, just to end up divided by ideological bullshit into 2 dystopian nightmares that will destroy them as a people before the end of the century

>>64438972
I love stories of commoners using modern weaponry to defeat and humiliate an arrogant, backward warrior class

>>64439577
>Skirts and SMGs
That's also a great idea.

>>64439577
>>64440627

>>64440707
Ok so it turns out that I have a lot of GIrls with SMGs.

>>64439918
>revenge
we should be giving the ayy's our thanks, you dumb homo
fuckin' love corn

can't post about the new wani art because it does't have a gun on it... the bush looks really good though........

Slutty fat ass fox having casual sex with strangers !

I have a spare (PSA) lower, which of them do I build? Not going to be 100% correct to what they have in game obviously.

>>64441210
yuck

>>64440213
>a lot of work all the time
That is until October, teehee

>>64440228
Tell me about Übel, why does she wear the glove?

>>64441231
Best girl of course

>>64441306
desu I'm not.really a fan of A1s. Carry handle doesn't do it for me. Guess this'll be a meme build anyways so it doesn't matter much. Pic 1/2

>>64441320
Why did you fucking ask then?

>>64441331
I couldn't choose. I am going with M16 though. :(

>>64441334
Yeah you better

>>64441320
It's not fair my shit got deleted when I came on my Px4 why does a M16 get to stay up.
Mods have no taste.

>>64441380
P U F F Y

>>64441355
I suspect this artist has an armpit fetish

>>64441389
She's built for rough riding.

>>64441355
Now I just need to decide between 20" or 7.5"...

>>64441429
>20" or 7.5"
20" comfy to shoot, 7.5 is concussive. get the 20" and join the musket gang, you won't regret it.

>>64441370
What is she pointing at

>>64441566
YOU

>>64441210
LISTEN YOU AI SLOP PRODUCING FAGGOT GIVE ME MY YURI NTR!

>>64441584
Rude!

If bad things happen when I jerk off what joyous happenings will happen this no nut November? Tomboy wife? Tradwife? Tomboy Tradwife? Billionaire? Who knows?

>>64441595
if you defile her with your degenerate slop and fantasies, might as well defile her with mine.

If bad things happen when I jerk off what joyous happenings will happen this no nut November? Tomboy wife? Tradwife? Tomboy Tradwife? Billionaire? All of the above?

>>64441584
>>64441595
>>64441655
do it with this pic

>>64441661
>If bad things happen when I jerk off
you're not Radovan. he might get all that though.

>>64441671
Just like Radovan bad things happen to me or in the world when I jerk off.

>>64441677
nah, that's just Radovan doing it.

>>64441581
Gulp

>>64441692
DO NOT RESIST

>>64441701
I don't think I physically could

>>64441701
>table in the background
she's going to break it isn't she...

>>64441661
If you think about it, tomboys make the best tradwives.

>>64441722
>>64441707
No pelvis or piece of furniture is safe

>>64441320
Fake jism on a fake M16 isn't really a "build" of any kind

>>64441364
I guess because your pistol and jism were real

>>64438963
>>64441315
>>64441355
>cigarettes
Only nicotine addicts think that's alluring

>>64441661
You will have proven to yourself that you aren't addicted to cooming

>>64441822
What about real coom on a fake m16

>>64441897
It's never been done before. Someone, make it happen!

>>64436395
Rolling for my major

>>64442002
It's not the major but I'm not complaining. Bakedlika my beloved.

Nu-thread
>>64442059

>>64441584
>YURI NTR!
Why do you want poor innocent dykes to have to sit on the cuck chair?

>>64441722
SOMETHING’S JUST ABOUT TO BREAK. I KNOW I WILL FIND MY PLACE IN THE DIARY OF /AK/

>>64433311
>>64433313
You know I'm pretty sure Brooke is technically western art but she's /k/ enough and the style is well enough executed that I'm inclined to allow it.