>Congratulations, Clarina! Now, for some quick tips.
>First of all, due to contractual reasons, we are allowed to do whatever we want to the Adjutant. So if you see him just standing there reading or something, you're allowed to go spank him or grab his balls, or anything of the sort. You should try it someday! ... wait, what do you mean you've already done things to him?!
>Anyway, second tip! If you ever see weird projections on the wall, just ignore them. That's just Vidya being weird again.
>Now, for the third tip: If you go to the kitchen and there's only one or two cookies left, don't touch them. The last cookies are reserved for Eatchel. Never touch Eatchel's cookies.
>Alright, with that out of the way... let me tell you about how you can earn bonuses while not working more than expected!