>>28557745
>Scooter
>Not a motorcycle
Tap tap tap. Scooters (and mini motos) are the true form of motorcycling. Everyone else buys a motorcycle for an image so they can cop with their weekend warrior lifestyle. Scooter chads don't bother with such things because we are busy door dashing through the sidewalks to skip traffic. And much like model plane guys, we live in a constant state of build, break, and rebuild. "Real motorcycle" faggots cry in shame because they dropped their $15k outsourced slop in front of their boyfriends.

In conclusion, scooter a best.