GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION STATUS:
REJECTED.

Sorry, but vital interests are missing in your application... I mean, "not a good cultural fit".

I'm sure you're very sad to be missing out on a catch such as myself, m'lady. I, however, cannot consider you a qualified object of love, protection and nurturance, nor an adequate breeding vessel for my myriad future progeny.
I hope you apply with us again when you have become more qualified, and do keep an eye out for future maidservant opportunities.